Haiku / Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Oft offended for his
Bulbous, glowing nose, Rudolph
Grew up to success

A cowboy on an
Ostrich, and a jelly gun.
What's wrong with the doll?

Yukon's got sleigh dogs,
yet they all look oh-so wrong.
Seems he doesn't care.

Viracochaxevious

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