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Dun dun da dun dun...
DUN DUN DA! Snake! What happened?
Snaaaaake! Gunshot echoes.

What? I don't follow...
Why are these cutscenes so long?
Don't care! Let me play!

Action? Gameplay? Bah!
I know what this series needs
More nanomachines!

I'd give my li-ife
Not for honor, but for youuu
"Snake Eater!" (Band riff)

Find the MacGuffin,
Fight the narmy terrorists
...then the Metal Gear.
—Plot Formula, Tiny Ted Danson


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