Funny / Wolverine and the X-Men (Marvel Comics)

• Idie and Quentin's interaction in #5:
  Quentin: Hi there. Idie, is it?
  Idie: If you want to be my boyfriend, Quentin Quire, just know up front that I am not interested in having very many children. Five ought to be plenty.
  Quentin: On second thought...
• At the graduation ceremony, this little exchange between Fantomex and Abigail Brand.
  Fantomex: Apologies, but... your child appears to be a flesh-eating alien.
  Abigail: And yours appears to be Apocalypse.
  Fantomex: Touche. Perhaps you'd like to join me for dinner sometime to... swap parenting advice?
  Abigail: Perhaps you'd like to get deported to Mars.
• The first TPB features the school's class list as bonus material, with one class being "Ethics 101: Forgetting Everything You Ever Learned From Emma Frost, with Headmistress Pryde". It's even funnier if you remember that in an issue of Astonishing X-Men, back in 2004, Kitty was surprised to hear that Emma taught ethics. Other classes include "World History (1880 - 1950): An Eyewitness Account, with Headmaster Logan" and "Algebra Sucks: I Know, But You Still Have To Learn It, with Professor Bobby Drake."
  • It's also available online, for those who want to read it. Other little gems include acknowledging Gambit's Estrogen Brigade status (He's the Sex-Ed teacher), and having one class taught by Lockheed the Dragon.
• Deathlok laying down locations and rules to the new students.
  Homo-Superior Physical Therapy Department, room 298. Mind Control Rehabilitation Ward, room 365. Zero-Gravity Fitness Center, room 452. Do not feed the Bamfs. Access to the Morlock Tunnels, the Siege Perilous and Dr. McCoy's time machine are strictly prohibited, except with the proper hall pass. Do not taunt the Bamfs. Your living quarters are just ahead. What follows is a list of the entities most likely to demolish this wing of the school in the next three months: The Phoenix. The Hellfire Club. Miscellaneous mutant hate groups. Quentin Quire.
• The Terrible Interviewees Montage from #19, featuring Blade, Hellstorm, Sasquatch and Puck, Longshot (who lists his acting resume), Dr. Nemesis (Who asks how liberal the school's policy on shooting children in the face with hypodermic needles is), Gorilla-Man, Ghost Rider, Deadpool (Who keeps coming back), Werewolf by Night, Firestar, a regular human teacher (who asks if any of the faculty is actually qualified to teach children), Fat Cobra, and Spider-Man (Who just wanted to see Wolverine's school for himself and that one becomes Hilarious in Hindsight, Harsher in Hindsight, or both, when after Wolverine's sure-to-be-temporary death, guess who takes his place? Hint: It's called "Spider-Man and the X-Men now.)
• Nearly every single page of #17. Between the Nazi bowlers, an internet-trolling nun, Howard the Duck, and the focus being on Doop, it's pretty much nonstop hilarity.
• Issue #25 ends with a class list and event schedule with notes by Wolverine.
  CLASS LIST
  -Ethics 572: To Stab or Not To Stab, with Headmaster Logan.
  -Lockpicking 101, with Headmistress Munroe. ^note Wolvie: "No damn way. I have a hard enough time keeping the Bamfs out of my office."
  -Mind Fighting, with Professor Rachel Grey. Advanced mental combat techniques.

  Warning: This class does involve some risk of serious brain injury. ^note Wolvie: "Make sure Quire signs up for this."
  -Ballet and the Art of the Dance, with Professor Pryde.
  -Kendo and the Art of the Samurai, with Professor Pryde.
  -Advanced Calculus, with Professor Drake.

  Note: Free Slushies! Ferris Wheel made of ice! Snowball fights every Tuesday!
  -Advanced Mutagenic Research Lab, with Dr. McCoy.

  Warning: This class does involve some risk of further genetic mutations.
  -Life and Death Drawing, with Warbird Naganandini. The art of drawing the nude female form, when said form is armed with swords and trying to kill you. ^note Wolvie: "Not sure about this one. Maybe if I could see a few live demonstrations first."
  -Non-Contact Sports, with Coach Rogue.
  -Music 303: The History of Funk, with Funkmeister Doop.
  -Blackbird Flight Simulator 308, with Headmaster Logan. Simulations include Swarm of the Insect Sentinels, Surface-to-Air Super Villains and Giant Robot Rampage.
  EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVIES ^note Wolvie: "activities"
  -Grey School Bowling Team, with Captain Doop. Upcoming opponents include the Salem Center Fire Department, the Yancy Street Hurlers, S.W.O.R.D.'s Interplanetary Strike Squadron and Matt Murdock & the Blind Boys of Bowling.
  -Gardening Club, with Headmistress Munroe. Meets every Monday in the Elevated Arboretum in Sky Tower Alpha.
  -Storm Divers Club, with Headmistress Munroe. Meets every Thursday on the roof of Sky Tower Alpha.
  -Time Travel Club, with Dr. McCoy. What other famous people should we bring into the present? ^note Wolvie: "Very funny, Hank. Keep it up and I'll trade you to Alpha Flight for Sasquatch."
  -Track Team, with Coach Jean-Paul Beaubier. Upcoming opponents include Salem Center High School, the Yancy Street Streakers, the Shi'ar Imperial Speed Guard and the Wakandan Olympic team.
  -Amateur Spelunkers Club, with Janitor Toad. ^note Wolvie: "Has anybody cleared this with Krakoa?"
  SPECIAL EVENTS
  -September 1, the inaugural celebration of Xavier Day, a mutant holiday honoring the life and work of Charles Xavier.
  -First Annual Westchester Mardi Gras Parade, with Grandmaster Remy LeBeau.
  -"Becoming The Superior Scientist," a guest lecture by Peter Parker of Horizon Labs.
  -Soccer Match with the Braddock Academy. ^note Wolvie: "Braddock Academy canceled this. Some of their kids seem to have gone missing."

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