- "Yes we really want to hurt you! Yes we really want to make you cry!"
- And Elwood keeps singing until Dennis Dope Slaps him.
- The naked huddling scene under the boulder.
- "No, I didn't see it on the map, because your friend the bigass bear ate the map!"
- Del shows up, holding the - naked - boys at gunpoint and threatening to shoot their balls off, stuff them, and mount them on his mantelpiece.Tom: [glances down at his own crotch] That's gonna be an ugly mantelpiece...
- After the grenade goes off, to no apparent effect, the bad guys grab their guns.Jerry: [casually] When all this is over, someone's buying the first round, not it.Tom: Not it!Dan: You think there's beer in heaven?Jerry: [watches as a tree collapses on the bad guys and knocks them out] I was thinking more about the bar in town.
Funny / Without a Paddle