Funny / What's Your Number?

• Ally walks into her apartment to find her sister and Colin sitting on the couch together.
  Ally: Tell me you're not naked naked on the couch next to my sister.
  *Colin lifts his guitar to show that he is wearing underwear*
  Daisy: Thankfully, he doesn't like to play without his underwear. *Beat* The guitar gets cold against his penis.
  *Colin nods with remembered pain*