Funny / Wave Race

• Wave Race Blue Storm: The colossal Jerkass that is the hidden announcer
  "You have chosen poorly."
  "If you are any good, you can get a turbo by hitting the gas when the light goes green."
  "Weak." "That's pathetic." "Waste of time." "No mercy."
  "OOOH, A TURBO."
  "Pass the yellow buoys ON THE LEFT."
  "You've betrayed what little trust I've put in you."
  "Last lap. Soon, the agony will end."
  "Were you born a loser, or did it just take practice?"
  "You don't have an inferiority complex; you're just inferior."
  • And when you actually do win a race...
    "Your wins are like diamonds, kid: Very rare."

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