Logan: It does. It means I'm getting laid. And I owe your village a goat.
And in another episode
Kendall: Oh, quit standing there so smug. Tomorrow you're just gonna call me at two in the morning saying you want some company. For your information, that really doesn't satisfy me, Logan.
Logan: Really? You always come.
Logan introducing Kendall to Trina:
Rode Hard, meet Put Away Wet.
For Buffy fans in the audience, it was added funny AND awesome, because Willow finally got the best of Cordelia.
In "The Girl Next Door", Veronica is trying to track down her missing neighbor Sarah, and she thinks Sarah's friend Adam, who manages a clothing store, knows something. When he refuses to talk, Veronica calls Weevil, and he and the rest of the PCHers come to the store, generally making a mess of things. Then Veronica walks back in:
Veronica: Guys! Remember, no white after Labor Day!
PCHers: (in mock disappointment) Aw!
Weevil finds Veronica in front of the trophy case. This isn't Getting Crap Past the Radar, this is "someone's dead at the switchboard."
Weevil: If you're lookin' for my trophy, it's back by auto shop.
Veronica: Lube job? Or...can you medal in stealing hubcaps?
Weevil: Is this 1970? Rims, baby.
Veronica: So you got a trophy for a rim job?
Weevil: Forget it. Look, I got some information for you.
Keith wants to test whether the deputies are actually checking ID's at bars, so he sends Piz and Wallace in with fake ID's with pictures of Jon Bon Jovi and Biggie Smalls.
"You know we don't all look alike, Mr. Mars?
Veronica trying to break into Keith's safe after he changed the combination, and lamenting that Keith is smart enough that there's no way to figure out the code (not a meaningful number, not written down anywhere). When she finally finds the code, hidden in the day planner, she excitedly opens up the safe and gets hit by an ink bomb. Made even funnier by Keith's enthusiasm at her falling for it.
Veronica's over-the-top acting at the wig store, complete with cheesy soap opera music. And when she gets caught lying, she simply turns around and walks out.
Madison's bug-eyed expression during the elevator ride to Alternaprom.
Veronica's impression of a wannabe* Gamer Chick in "The Wrath of Con". She sounds absolutely Adorkable.
This exchange between Deputy Sacks and Veronica in "Cheaty Cheaty Death Bang":
Weevil is trying to convince Logan to let him into an 09er poker game at his house, but he's not overly excited about walking the rich streets with their rich boys because of the danger that would pose.
"Logan! That girl that always follows you around is here!"
And later in the same conversation:
Dick: "Hey, you get some work done? Your boobs look bigger."
Veronica: "So do yours."
Dick in general, really. To the point where even though he should be one of the murder suspects, given the information Veronica has at one time, he's just too damned silly for even her to consider. When Veronica brings up his possible part in the killing later on, one of the villains disregards it out of hand as if they were clearing up a minor misunderstanding.
What Logan has to go through in order to get the stalker girl to drop criminal charges against Veronica.
Veronica dragging out the old radio-transmitter bug, only too discover a little too late that whoops, there's actually a station on her frequency now.
Less funny when you realize this caused Gia to get shot by Cobb and nearly had the same result for Veronica herself.
Weevil making light of Celeste Kane accidentally shooting him then intentionally framing him for attacking her. She claimed he pulled a gun and told her "It's party time!" He said he'd rather be dead than claim he ever said something that cheesy.
The movie uses it's PG-13 allowance with Veronica shutting down the stuttering of a wingman in the most entertaining and Veronica-like way possible.
Logan objects to Veronica waltzing in to Gia's loft, given how these situations usually go for her.
Veronica: I'm not gonna break in. I'm just gonna drop by for a hang.
Mixed with Awesome, Veronica wants to know where the sex tape of her and Piz came from. The guy shes tracked it to refuses to play ball. So...
First, his credit card is declined on his date, forcing his date to cover their dinner.
Then he discovers his car on blocks (Weevil wanders by and remarks he must have bad karma).
He gets back to his dorm room, and the lights wont turn on.
And then Veronica turns on a light and starts singing Bad Day.
From the Hulu revival:
Logan instinctively attacks the huge white guy beating up a Middle Eastern guy, and is then quite relieved he correctly guessed who the bad guy was.
In Episode 7, Veronica has a dream about a sudden, passionate midnight liason with Leo while Logan is out-of-town. Right before she wakes up, she turns to see Wallace peeping on them with an exasperated "what u doin', girl?!" look on his face.