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• Vanoss, Terroriser and Wildcat play Minecraft.
  • Vanoss claims it's the hardest game he's ever played.
  • Terroriser makes the game to be way more dramatic than it is.
    Vanoss: Hold on, why are we in such a hurry?
    Wildcat: Because it eventually becomes night and zombies spawn and shit-
    Terroriser: We're GOING TO DIE! Jesus! Fuckin' christ, you don't realize the severity of this fuckin' kid's game!
  • When Wildcat tells Vanoss to build inward in the cave, the latter replies "N-word".
  • Three idiots chasing a rabbit.
  • Vanoss getting blown up by a Creeper or, as he says, a terrorist.
    • On Wildcat's perspective, Vanoss asks him if he got his items, and Wildcat responds negatively, only for Vanoss to dramatically turn around and stare at Wildcat.
  • Wildcat eating porkchops.
  • Vanoss eating raw chicken.
  • Wildcat dying in the mineshaft to Cave Spiders several times.
  • Wildcat making a pair of "butter Yeezys" with golden ingots, and Vanoss stealing them after dying over and over.
  • The gang raids a pillager outpost, only to find terrible loot and fight dozens of Pillagers on a stairway in a manner that would make Leonidas proud.
  • Wildcat accidentally killing Terroriser with a crossbow, because he doesn't know how to use it.
• The very opening of this video features Wildcat on a boat.
  • On the same subject, the actual first time witnessing said boat with Vanoss. The others' reactions are what sells it.
  • The Stinger of the video has Wildcat suffering from the poison status effect courtesy of a witch. After getting reduced to half a heart of health, Terrorizer promptly kills him on the spot... Shortly afterward, Wildcat walks out of the bedroom next door to collect his loot without missing a beat.
• Upon introducing almost everyone to the server, Wildcat suggest going to the Nether. It's a recipe for disaster in the making.
  • Nogla ends up murdering a baby Pigman Marcel had befriended, only to anger a large group of Zombie Pigmen to chase after him. Given what happens when a Pigman gets killed, Marcel rightfully panics.
    Basically: [In horrified shock] What the fuck, Nogla?! Nogla, what did you do?! Nogla, what have you done?! Nogla, what have you done?!?!
    Nogla: [Sheepishly] I killed- I killed- I k- I killed- I killed the baby..!
    Wildcat: [Notices the angry mob] Oh my god, he pissed them off.
    Baically: NOGLA, WHAT HAVE YOU DOOONE?!?!?!
    • Everyone present do nothing to help but rather hit him into the hoard and destroy any attempt at an escape, with Terroriser in particular attempting to teleport Nogla into the hoard. While Nogla slaughtering the entire army on his own is a Crowning Moment of Awesome... His attempt at a Bond One-Liner gets butchered.
    Nogla: Diamond pick- sword, motherfucker, Sharpness III!
    Wildcat: (Laughing) That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard anyone say...!
    Terroriser: (Mockingly) Diamond sword, motherfucker, Sharpness III!
• Vanoss, Terroriser and Basically teamed up to steal Nogla's diamonds in this video. They actually succeeded and had made off with Nogla's diamonds long before he notices. When he does notice, the three are in stitches and Nogla is losing his mind.
  • To make things even worse, they run around with Nogla in pursuit and get him killed in a lava pit, once. They then give Nogla's diamonds back, only for Nogla to chase them again and fall into the lava again, making him lose all the diamonds the gang gave back. Terroriser opts to reset the server so Nogla wouldn't lose his stuff.
  Basically: We did all of that, gave it all back and then he killed himself with everything! Are you joking me?!
• The entire "Operation Smoked Bacon Part Two" Troll. Featuring pigs populating the entirety of Wildcat's house with TNT set to blow underneath.
  • The gang spends a very long time trying to get the pigs in the house, mainly because the entire journey was done at night with dozens of mobs swarming the group.
  • Once all the TNT is rigged under Wildcat's house, Vanoss asks if he can 'test' it just to see if it works, and everyone around him loses their breath in panic telling him no.
    Vanoss: Brian, can I test it just to see if it works?
    Terroriser: [gasps] NO! Nooo! Please! We spent so long, no! Nobody breathe!
  • Wildcat's initial reaction when logging on to find his house flooded with pigs is to almost immediately quit the game.
  • The TNT portion of the troll doesn't quite go according to plan due to many unfortunate mishaps, to the point that at the end, Wildcat's house is destroyed (with the server being reset) several times. To recap:
    • The house is first prematurely blown up due to Nogla placing redstone torches that end up triggering the TNT.^note They initially didn't know how to extend the redstone signal beyond its limits until after the explosion, later using redstone repeaters. Everything explodes and some TNT even flies off and kills Marcel and Evan.
      Terroriser: I think it works!
    • After the initial reaction, before they could properly trigger the TNT, a Creeper ambushed Moo and blows him up, with the resulting explosion setting off the TNT for the second time.
      Wildcat: CREEP-EEERR! AAAAAAH!! WHAT THE FUCK!!
      [Everyone else suffering laughing fits.]
      Vanoss: Wait! What happened?!
      Wildcat: ...My house! ...Where the fuck is my house?! ...Did you put TNT under my house?!
      [More laughter.]
      Wildcat: It's all gone!
    • After that nonsense, the group tried to show the intended way the troll was supposed to go. Only for Vanoss to set off the TNT for the third time.
    • After all that noise, the group brings Wildcat to see Nogla's house and cleared out field. In a fit of silent rage/vengeful trolling, Wildcat starts breaking apart Nogla's house to his protest. In retaliation, Nogla activates the lever linked to Wildcat's house to... You know what happens at this point.
      Wildcat: How many times do I have to watch my house explode?
• Basically and Vanoss build a giant Homer Simpson.
  • The two die about 80 times trying to build Homer, even though they had scaffolding and ponds to fall into, and screw up the building countless times to the point the editor for Basically's video leaves in tons of snarky comments.
  • Vanoss comments on Basically's ass. As well as his donkey.
  • Once the Homer is done after hours of work, Evan and Marcel recruit Terroriser to start another prank involving loads and loads of TNT. Again. Their original plan was to just blow up the Homer while the others were checking it out, but Terroriser decides to spice it up by rigging both Wildcat's and Nogla's houses, including Nogla's entire walkway and farm, to the surprise and delight of the other two.
  • Wildcat manages to predict what's going to happen:
    Wildcat: Is my fucking house going to blow up again?
  • The prank begins by them showing the Homer!house (since Evan will live in it) to the team (who laugh their asses off about it).
  • Wildcat sees a switch on Homer's foot and is instantly paranoid about it, given what happened before.
    Wildcat: There's a switch, there's a switch, what does it do??
    Terroriser: It just opens the fuckin'... [Laughs] This dude's got post-piggies!
    • Wildcat, for a second time, reminds the gang that he's not forgetting about the piggie incident anytime soon...
    Wildcat: That would've been a hell of a troll, you guys make this fuckin' Homer, I flip the switch and my house still blows up?
    [The others laugh nervously]
  • The three make up history about trying to make a thumbnail by having everyone stand on a conveniently placed platform on Homer's crotch.
  • 407 manages to get this in just before the inevitable happens.
    407: It's gonna blow up, isn't it?
    [KABOOOM]
    407: I KNEW IT!
  • Terroriser resets the server, and the real prank begins. Vanoss puts the lever on the block rigged to Wildcat's house, and asks who wants to do the honors... Cue Wildcat enthusiastically asking to blow up the Homer.
    • Wildcat starts counting down from thirty to the other's annoyance. Vanoss asks Nogla to do it, but Wildcat flicks the switch. Cue explosions from behind, and his house going kablooie. Again.
    • Anthony thought the Homer!house was going to blow up, so he looked at it, completely missing the Wildcat's house explosion.
  • Basically asks the gang to put the "real" lever down, and they put it on the block rigged to Nogla's house, without realizing that Nogla saw the first switch before the server reset. Cue this...
    Nogla: Wait, this isn't the real one, this is gonna blow up MY fuckin' house!
    • He flicks it anyway. Cue distant explosions, just after Terroriser says it would've been genius to do that.
  • Basically tries to prank Scotty by making it look the new lever location is going to blow up his own house, but nothing happens as they didn't actually rig it.
  • Homer finally gets blown up, and Terroriser immediately leaves to make it seem like he's not going to reset the server. Nogla does not take kindly to this.
    Nogla: Donald Trump! Don't let him in America! He's actually a terrorist!
• Towards the beginning of the treehouse video, Delirious somehow manages to put his Minecraft skin on backwards.
• Wildcat, Terroriser and Basically decide to go to the Nether again to finally find the Nether Fortress, and pick up ingredients to make invisibility potions to troll their friends. Of course, nothing goes as planned...
  • Marcel comes out with the plan to kill all the "black skeletons" to get their heads to spawn the Wither, and Wildcat and Terroriser immediately tell Marcel he's gonna have to do all the work so they wouldn't get accused of hate crimes.
  • Once they reach the fortress, Marcel immediately attacks a Wither Skeleton... and it falls to the lava.
  • Wildcat tries to dig down to get to the fortress, but ends up digging a hole right under Terroriser, who falls into an enormous lava sea. Wildcat swears it was an accident, and Brian is not amused.
    Terroriser: You dumb fuckin' cunt. You. Dumb. Fucking. Pig. Cunt.
    Wildcat: [laughing] HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?? I was just trying to go down! I thought the bridge went the whole way!
  • Basically asks what's under the Fortress' bridge.
    Terroriser: Lava.
  • Wildcat says that since he has Looting, he should be the one killing the Wither Skeletons, but he quite literally asks Marcel for written permission to kill them.
  • The gang stumbles upon a bed in the Nether, and they start to dig around it, only for Tyler to say he can survive it exploding. He immediately activates it, and it blows up Marcel and makes Brian drop his diamond pickaxe into the fire from panicking.
    Wildcat: I have blast protection, you think I'll survive it? Ah, fuck it!
    [bed explodes and kills Marcel]
    Basically: NOOO YOU PIECE OF SHIT- Brian! Briaan!^note Everyone calls out for Brian since he has admin powers like teleportation and resetting whenever something goes wrong.
    Terroriser: He was murdered by "intentional game design!"
  • After all the nonsense on the nether, the three go about crafting the new potions, complete with loads of Harry Potter references and Wildcat impersonating Snape's voice.
• Terroriser discovers Delirious' base on their server by sheer coincidence when he finds a minecart leading to a railroad track under his house.
  • Terroriser, Wildcat and Basically discover an infinite wool machine that both impresses and horrifies them.
    Scotty: What the fuck is this?
    Wildcat: This is his fuckin' sheep, sex circle, shearing setup! The sheep go around and around, and they get sheared, over and over, for eternity!!
    • What puts the icing in the cake is that all the while they're investigating the "sheep holocaust" machine, there's a thunderstorm outside complete with Dramatic Thunder, as if the game itself is saying Delirious is evil!
  • The three then take all of Delirious' wool, make a whole bunch of beds and fill Delirious' house with them.
    Scotty: It's gonna look like a fuckin' insane asylum in here!
    Wildcat: IT IS!
    Terroriser: Like it doesn't already!
    Scotty: True.
    • In the midst of it, Scotty makes a startling and hilarious revelation:
    Scotty: YOU CAN PUT THEM ON THE ROOF!
  • When Delirious comes online, he is initially bewildered at where he is, before the realization finally comes.
    Delirious: Oh, you motherfuckers!
  • Delirious then shows how the machine works, which turns out to be pretty simple with dispensers filled with shears, while claiming all the sheep are volunteers, alongside showing off his automatic fishing machine... and Terroriser, Wildcat and Basically get stuck in it and start to drown.
    Basically: HE CAUGHT US! IT WAS ALL A TRAP! IT WAS ALL A TRAAAP! HE TRICKED US! HE'S A MONSTERRR!!
    • Delirious runs his mouth for a little too long...
    Delirious: T-They're not being harmed- oh wait, when they have babies, the babies drown in the water...
  • Delirious has two llamas in a cage, named "Llama Mama" and "Llamabogini". The crew figures that he stole them from a wandering traveller and Delirious explains the trader ran inside, left the llamas there, and ran off (most likely despawned). The crew obviously doesn't buy it.
  • The reason why Delirious made the infinite wool machine? We never find out, but the others speculate he wanted to make a giant penis out of wool.
  • To finish it all, Delirious admits the hidden railway system that goes all the way to Terroriser's house is solely so he can use the enchanting table, much to the crew's chagrin.
    Wildcat: This creepy little fuck has been running around our backs, just sneakin' through-
    Terroriser: Like a little fuckin' mouse coming through the floorboards!
• Terroriser, Basically and Wildcat spawn the Wither Monster and the gang tries to kill it.
  • Vanoss compliments Terroriser's shield because it reminds him of Jacksepticeye. Naturally, he disconnects again. When he returns to the server, because he is the admin, he proceeds to teleport Vanoss way up into the sky and he falls to his death.
    Terroriser: Top o' the morning to ya, ya bitch!
  • When Terroriser, Basically and Wildcat summon the Wither Monster, it explodes and kills nearly everyone because they were too close, and it immediately targets Nogla's house, much to his frustration. Of course, no one seems to bother helping Nogla, because they want content. Even more appropriate is the fact that they stood behind a sign that Vanoss placed down which reads "Content ahead".
    Nogla: I like how he spawned in front of my house—real fuckin' nice, guys! REAL FUCKIN' NICE!!
  • Delirious comments that milk cures the Wither effect. Nogla then asks for the gang to get Brian's milk.
    Terroriser: Someone milk me!
  • Vanoss and Delirious try to escape the Wither Monster with a boat and go to Canada, but the gang blocks them.
  • Delirious says that if he gets shot one more time, he's dead and he'll spawn far away. Cue Terroriser killing him with a bow.
    Terroriser: WELCOME TO THE SERVER, PAL!
  • Marcel whimpers that spawning the Wither was a mistake, even though it was his idea. Ultimately the server has to be reset regardless as 4 different houses (and Homer) got blown up by the Wither.
    Marcel: Whose idea was this!?
    Everyone Else: YOURS!!
  • When they DO kill the monster, Terroriser picks up the Nether Star and proceeds to troll the group by causing them all to accuse each other of having the item.
• The invisibility potions that Terroriser, Basically and Wildcat made have been put to good use on Nogla.
  • They start by punching him while invisible, Nogla thinking that his cats attacked him there, then they break one of his windows. The window breaking makes Nogla look for them and kill them. It then becomes a war of each other attacking the other's houses and breaking it in every way possible until they decide to reset the server again.
• The gang decides to do a village raid defence.
  • Vanoss tries to announce it without having any idea (or even remembering) what Terroriser and Wildcat were planning, to the point where he just repeats everything that Wildcat says.
  • The gang not knowing what an "omen" means.
    Marcel: (Consulting Google) "The raven seemed a bird of evil omen"! WHAT THE FUCK, GOOGLE?!
  • Vanoss shows off his giant treehouse accessible by a giant railway going up, with everyone in disbelief on how impossibly tall the tree is.
    Marcel: How high is this... fuckin' thing?
    Wildcat: This thing is SO high up!
    • Wildcat accidentally sends a minecart back, pushing Vanoss all the way back down after going halfway up. He does this 3 more times, even sending Brian back twice.
  • Wildcat hits Marcel on the back with a sword and sends him flying out of the house. Marcel's instant reaction is to disconnect. Brian tells Marcel to reconnect so he can teleport him back to safety. They time it, and Marcel is teleported... Only to instantly die the moment Brian activates it. Apparently, he carried his momentum and still had it when he got teleported, causing him to die of fall damage. The crew's reaction is priceless.
    Wildcat: WHA- wait, WHAT? What??
    [Moo is dying of laughter, Terroriser is snorting]
    Vanoss: What happened??
    Wildcat: Apparently he teleported you and you still had your momentum downward!
    • The actual reason Evan had the door in the first place was to drive off it while riding a boat.
  • Evan claims the gang has to play real defensive today, and demonstrates by wearing two shields. Everyone tries to do something only for the shields to bounce off. Wildcat then tries to bash him off the door and ends up killing Evan... only to notice he's carrying stacks of TNT with him.
    Wildcat: This fucker has TNT in his body, he's loaded!
    • Terroriser asks if he can fly with them... and jumps off while acting like he's flapping his arms before splatting himself on Homer's head.
      Brian: IT DOES NOT WOOORK!
    • The crew then tries out the boat and it works out fine. Wildcat then tries to troll the group by cutting off the railway after he gets up to Evan's house, but he miscalculates and falls to his death.
      Wildcat: AAHH! THAT BACKFIRED!
      Marcel: He tried to break the tracks so we'd fall to our deaths, but HE fell to his death!
      Wildcat: Brian!
  • The crew prepares to actually attack the Pillagers to trigger the raid, going after the same outpost they fought on the first day.
    • Evan acts like he's never seen it before.
    • The gang finds that the Pillagers have a captive Iron Golem, and free him before watching him get his revenge on the Pillagers by curb-stomping them all.
  • The raid finally starts with the gang being attacked by all manner of pillagers including crazy Vindicators and all manner of crossbow wielding maniacs plus beasts.
    • The crew's reaction to first seeing a Ravager. Brian gets instantly killed by it.
    Terroriser: HOLY SHIT THEY GOT A RHINO!
    Wildcat: They got a behemoth! Watch out!
    [Brian gets stomped]
    Wildcat: Brian died!!
    Marcel: HOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT!
    Vanoss: What the fuck is that??
    Marcel: GET IT AWAY FROM ME! AAAAAAAHHH!
    • Everyone gets attacked by a Evoker: Wildcat's reaction to its magic is a sight to behold.
      Marcel: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?? AAARGH!
      Wildcat: Oh this guy is like a wizard bitch- AH! WHAT IS THAT?! That came out of the ground and tried to suck my dick?
    • Evan starts using TNT to fight the enemies. It's surprisingly effective, except for the world damage.
  • The raid finally ends with the crew's victory. Brian goes up to Evan's house to test the so-called Totem of Undying, and he jumps off... Then Brian clears his inventory. Wildcat unceremoniously splats himself in the ground.
  • Vanoss then tries to test his own Totem. By building a shack around him of nothing but TNT. He lights it and the series of explosions kill him regardless alongside Wildcat. The totem worked, but just for long enough before the giant remaining pile of TNT exploded - all that's left is a massive crater.
• The gang does a Minecraft Show-And-Tell.
  • Wildcat shows everyone a recreation of Chick-Fil-A, which includes an infinite roast chicken machine. Nogla calls him out for inhumane animal treatment.
    Nogla: Oh my god, this is inhuma-you talk shit about Delirious?! This is inhumane!
    Wildcat: This is not me, this is Chick-Fil-A!
• Brian kidnaps Nogla's dogs and put them in a cage filled with dildos. When trying to get his dogs back, instead of the simple solution, ^note Right-click the dog to make them sit up and follow, then walk a fair distance for the dog to teleport close. Nogla decides the best decision was to shoot his own dogs to kill them and expect them to teleport back. Needless to say, everyone present was justifiably shocked by his decision.
  • It gets worse; In the same session, Brian stated the world was moved to a different server, and he doesn't know how to revert the server at the time. Yeah, those dogs are as good as dead.
• Vanoss and Terroriser’s latest prank just shows the extent of their evilness: The Doomsday Prank. Michael Bay would be proud of those two.
  • First they lure the rest of the crew into a strip club as part of Vanoss teaching them how to be real men.
    • Panda goes on to play the stripper role, complete with the crew throwing paper at his character and Terroriser doing a strip club worthy announcement.
      Terroriser: Next up, is your fan-favorite of the club, BIIIG JIGGLY TITTIIIIIES!!
    • After Panda gets up onto the runway, Vanoss sets off a trapdoor Wildcat just happened to be standing on top of.
      Terroriser: This is gonna kill a man!
      Wildcat: AAAAH!
      fourzero: Wait, what??
      Moo: Guys, going to strip clubs is bad!
    • Vanoss offering the gang some "drinks." Nogla in particular goes full Irish to down them like pints.
      Panda: I dunno if I trust your beverages.
      Wildcat: I'm poisoned!
      Nogla: I've got alcohol poisoning!
      [...]
      Terroriser: Be Irish! Come on!!
      Nogla: I'm fuckin' downing these! Gimme some more! Fuck it, I'll go get fuckin' blacked out! I'll fuckin' drink all of this poison, fuck me up breh-
      [Wildcat shoots him, Nogla teleports back without skipping a beat]
      Nogla: GET ME BACK IN THERE!
      Marcel: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
  • After the strip club, Vanoss shows them the Room of Knowledge: a room with way more bookshelves then anyone would know what to do with. At the top of the stairs, a sign points to a lever, labelled "Pull For Knowledge." Panda goes and pulls it, opening a secret door with a lectern and a book that tells them that Doomsday has been activated. As Panda is reading this, Vanoss and Terroriser go back to spawn to witness the footage, and everyone reacts appropriately when Panda gets to the part about Doomsday being activated.
    Panda: [reading] Doomsday is now active.
    Moo: Wait, what?!?
    Panda: If you are reading this, it means I already teleported back to spawn to witness the footage.
    Wildcat: NO!
  • As per usual, Wildcat’s House is the first to go among the victims of the explosion, much to his chagrin.
    Wildcat: WHY IS IT ALWAYS MINE?!
  • Marcel isn't any happier, and not just because they blew up his house.
    Scotty: There goes Popeye's! No!
    Marcel: Wait they blew up Popeye's?! We haven't even shown them that yet!
    Panda: I didn't even get one fucking biscuit!
  • Moo wasn't happy his real house got blown up, but he was happy his neighbor's was.
    Moo: Guys it's okay, Nogla's house is gone.
  • Once the server is reset, Vanoss shows the gang how he and Terroriser did it: by creating an extremely intricate railroad system that went under everyone's houses, that Terroriser waved away as a subway system. To boot, Evan had also hid secret passages on EVERYONE's houses all involving conveniently hidden buttons and sticky pistons. The main entrance was disguised as a tile under Chick-Fill-A. Marcel confesses that he found the railroad but didn't think too much of it.
    Nogla: Dude, this is a fucking operation and a half!
    Marcel: He's a fucking redstone engineer, dude.
  • Nogla then starts to pick fights with Marcel's Iron Golems, with disastrous results.
    Nogla: I'll take all you fuckers on!
    [gets clobbered so many times Vanoss makes a montage]
    Panda: Feels like it's working.
• The gang's latest endeavour in shenanigans takes them back to Nogla's house. Vanoss' Hoodini powers have now manifested in the form of being able to instantaneously manipulate the entirety of his house, including the area within the walls.
  • Marcel is the first one Vanoss makes aware of his new powers, the former reacting with as much incredulity as one would expect.
  • Nogla also happens to be streaming at that moment, and so the crew, once gathered and discover Vanoss' powers, attempt to troll him with mixed results.
    • As Nogla is trying to build a potato by the bay next to his house in Creative Mode, Vanoss is deleting and restoring it with the impeccable timing reminiscent of Phineas and Ferb's inventions.
      Marcel: Evan, leave it gone FUCKER!!
    • The gang's increasing frustration over Nogla missing every time his house disappears, or chalking it up to slow rendering, devolves into Vanoss trolling them even more so than Nogla.
      Moo: At this point it feels like Evan's trolling us more than-
      Marcel: Yeah! At this point I'm about to fucking leave, this is the dumbest shit!
    • Marcel's remark about Nogla sounding awfully similar to one he made in another prank against him.
      Wildcat: That time he had to have noticed! [giggling]
      Marcel: No he doesn't, he just thinks it's rendering in!
      Vanoss: There's no way!
      Marcel: Yes! He's that dumb!
    • Marcel's remark this time around also holds true much more than the last time he said it, as Nogla sees his house reappear multiple times, and chalks it up to rendering. Even getting off the spot by the bay and approaching his house as it reappears, he still thinks it's just rendering in!
    • Nogla spawns a couple of Witches to make them go away, as they've all crowded around him in attempt to get him to look at his disappearing house. As soon as he does this, everyone backs up, but Terroriser disables Nogla's Creative Mode, making the Witches turn on and kill him.
      Nogla: [In the game's chat] Briaaaaaaaaaan!
    • When Nogla eventually does notice, he takes it surprisingly well, and proceeds to move into Moo's dirt house.
      Nogla: Well, guess I got a new house right over there.
  • Shortly after, the gang discover a glitch that allows them to wear things on their head they otherwise shouldn't be able to, including an Ender Portal block, a Fermented Spider Eye, bread, dirt, wood, TNT, and a banner.
• The first thing Wildcat, Nogla, Fourzero, and Basically do in a modded minecraft server is mess with the Lucky Blocks, with wildly varying results.
  • Early on, Marcel had the misfortune of Nogla placing a Lucky Block in his house, which upon breaking spawned a large Lucky Block, which itself also spawned a cluster of TNT that blew up a portion of his house. Needless to say, he's not happy.
  • When Vanoss later joins Terroriser, Nogla and Marcel for a Lucky Block session, they deliberately give him lucky blocks with a rating of minus one hundred, leading to him experiencing the raw deal of the Lucky Blocks while the others get off easy by comparsion. For once, Vanoss is the one that gets pranked.
• Nogla tries to trick Vanoss into drinking a deadly potion. However, the potion was designed to be thrown, so when Vanoss tries to drink it, he ends up chucking it at Nogla instead.
  Nogla: That's not the way I thought it was gonna work!
• The Nether was updated on Minecraft to have striders, capable of walking across lava while carrying players. The gang tries to bring some home. Naturally, it goes wrong.
  • Vanoss at one point rigs Wildcat's house with TNT. Near the end of the video, he sets it off while Wildcat is away and escapes via a trapdoor, leaving Wildcat (who just arrived) to blow up alongside a good chunk of his house.
    Basically: Did he blow up the house?
    Wildcat: OF COURSE HE DID! It wouldn't be a Minecraft video if he didn't- he blew up my Chest room!
• Vanoss, Daithi, Terroriser and Moo discover a spot littered with skulls...
  Moo: Something very bad happened here.
  Daithi: What happened here?
  Vanoss: These are all the people that got #MeToo-ed this year.
  • Earlier in the same video, Nogla tries to get revenge on another Iron Golem for his earlier beatdown at Marcel’s base with only the clothes on his back and his bare hands. It ends predictably.
• Evan, Marcel, Brian, and Nogla challenge the Warden, which goes about as well as one would expect.
  • For preparation, Marcel reads the Warden's entire wiki page out loud:
  Evan: You're not gonna talk about the Warden's personal life now?
  Marcel: The Warden is divorced three times. He's got six kids by four different baby-mommas. He goes down to the bar and gets piss-drunk every Saturday night.
  • Later, as the group is preparing at Marcel's house:
    Marcel: I am bestowing upon you the Watermelon Shield of Destiny.
    Nogla: That means you can say the "N"-word!
  • En route to the cave:
    Evan: Could you make a channel called "Darki de Nogla" and then it'll just be your avatar, but he's black? That'd be hilarious. Please. Do it.
    Nogla: That would be so funny!
    Brian: Instead of "Nogla", could you change the vowel to ...
    Marcel: ... "Nigla"?
  • Upon emerging from the ground to fight the group, the Warden first goes after Brian, who promptly Screams Like a Little Girl.
• The group (sans Fourzeroseven and Panda) returned to the server to go to the moon. Using the inside of Homer's head as the launch site, they failed to account for the fact that Vanoss' treehouse was above the Homer. Vanoss, Basically and Moo's rockets crashed into the treehouse killing them.
  • Earlier in the session, Wildcat ends up launching his rocket before the others by accident, but to his misfortune was not aware that he has to slow his descent upon entry in order to land safely on the surface. As a result of this, Wildcat crashes into the moon at terminal velocity and dies on impact.

SMP server (modded)

• The gang starts a new server, with Nogla essentially paying a hundred thousand god damn dollars just to set it up, to the point that he literally threatens the audience if they don't watch their videos.
  Nogla: It's been in the works for a while, it costs a lot of money each month so people better fucking watch until the end of the video.
  • Nogla claims that the server will be on a pay-to-play basis and that if anyone has objections to it they should leave now. Moo and 407 proceed to disconnect on cue. Nogla then claims the server will have some classism going on due to people having to pay and Moo asks if he can lie about his tax bracket.
  • Vanoss asks for some excitement and Nogla starts talking like (what he thinks to be) Mr. Beast with a very hammy voice, and everyone gets in on the skit.
    Terroriser: THREE OF US MADE A BRAND NEW MINECRAFT SERVER AND THE REST OF OUR FRIENDS ARE SPONGING OFF US BECAUSE THEY CAN'T PAY US ANY FUCKING MONEY!
    Vanoss: I'M GONNA SPEND 24 HOURS ON THE SIDE OF THIS MOUNTAIN ON THIS HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAR MOD SERVER!
    • Brian then proceeds to immediately run off into the mountains while everyone else calls for him. Racingcatz and Nogla then get blown up by creepers instantly.
  • Vanoss and Nogla get isolated from the rest of the group, and while hiding in a house made of dirt they come up with a new prank that involves flooding the spawn area with lava. Evan even lampshades it took 15 minutes for them to come up with a prank. They try to test it out but remember that if they do, they'll be the ones dying in the lava instead, so Nogla enters creative and tests the thing out. Evan points out that since he already cheated he should encase the whole lava trap in obsidian, and Nogla tells Evan to do it himself and gives him some obsidian... And then both get the achievement for mining it, sending Evan into a panic. Nogla encases the spawn area with obsidian himself, even putting on a sign saying "And remember, no cheating, especially you Brian". However, Scotty and Terroriser come back to spawn, forcing Nogla and Evan to hide, and upon seeing the contraption both start making another slew of jokes about Nogla sucking Evan off.
    Scotty: Watch out, there's a weasel in there, Brian. He's busy giving Vanoss the ol' gock-gock 9000...
    Terroriser: [mimicking Nogla's voice] So when they spawn, they'll spawn in lava, I'll be muckin all the footage, Mr. Vanoss! [choking noises]
    • Scotty and Terroriser find Nogla out and kill him, turning him into a victim of his own prank. However, Vanoss pushes Terroriser into the lava, pranking him as well... And immediately after he dies to a creeper and ends up in the lava pit just like the others.
  • After all that noise, Terroriser complains about losing a ton of items from the prank, to which Vanoss replies "Fresh start?" mockingly. Brian straight up says he wants to punch Evan in the face and runs off into the distance with Nogla and Evan in pursuit. Nogla then claims he'll title the video "Harassing Terroriser". Nogla starts doing more things to please Vanoss, and Brian takes the opportunity to start playing gulping and choking noises over his soundboard that he recorded himself, to the point where Evan questions him on it.
    Vanoss: You soundboarded your own voice deepthroating a penis?
    Terroriser: Yes!
    Nogla: This man has no shame!
    Terroriser: [mockingly] You taste so good! [more choking noises]
  • Evan and Nogla then embark on a quest to get diamonds before everyone else, with him showing frustration at the new cave update forcing them to dig to Y -59, but they eventually find diamonds on the open on a cave and proceed to brag to the entire server... however, no one is around to hear them and they struggle to find the others. Nogla then starts starving to death and begs Vanoss to drop food, only for Vanoss to pretend to eat a steak 4 times before asking him for a discount in the server, to which Nogla begrundly accepts before Vanoss tosses him the steak.
  • The others manage to find some of the new content in the server (the dungeons), which makes Nogla start berating everyone else for playing without him and Vanoss. Moo responds with a sarcastic "Thanks for the content!", and after failing to find them, Nogla simply teleports himself and Evan to the others, and Evan starts bragging about his diamond pickaxe and single diamond. Nogla sees Moo eating some food and offers him a discount on the server as well, much to Evan's chagrin.
  • And, to finish it off, Terroriser comes back after taking 30 minutes off to walk the dogs (that Evan claims to have been two hours), gets attacked with rocks, and is blown up by a creeper.
• Nogla and Terroriser get in a squabble while searching for diamonds on the second day. Along for the ride is Racingcatz, who's not even mildly thrilled to have to mediate the two irishmen fighting.
  • The crew at some point is attacked to some draconic creature which causes Brian to hightail out of there while screaming to the point where Nogla genuinely asks if he's ok. Nogla finds the so called "thing" and attacks it just to see how much damage it does. The creature dies randomly and Brian comments that it must have gotten a whiff of Nogla's body odor. Nogla comments that the joke was actually kinda funny and Brian rejoices at "being funny again".
  • Nogla talks about how he doesn't care about what his chat thinks and that he's his own man, and Brian immediately calls him out by lampshading his butt buddy status with Evan, but halfway through Brian finds a huge stack of diamond ore and gets sidetracked. Nogla then demands one diamond that Terroriser apparently still owed him and starts chasing him through the tunnels, culminating on Nogla teleporting Terroriser to him and Brian putting lava under his feet, killing both of them and destroying all their loot. Nogla is not happy.
  • Later on Nogla and Terroriser end up arguing back and forth again over the diamonds when Nogla tries to give him some to compensate for those he lost. It ends up in a lenghty debate.
  • At some point, Terroriser receives a donation that claims the donator had been through 4 years of college and a nasty divorce and was still less in debt than Nogla.
    Nogla: That's a good one, I give him credit for that.
• The gang gathers together on the SMP server to finally explore the dungeons, and things escalate.
  • Before most of everyone starts recording, Vanoss jokingly asks for Terroriser for some "glow in the dark blue armor". Brian isn't amused.
    Brian: No, because I'm not Nogla and I'm not gonna fucking simp for you, so you can go suck my dick.
    • Immediately after Nogla teleports Evan to himself and gives him some diamond armor, a pickaxe and food while asking for top of the description. He also gives the same items to Scotty, Moo and Racingcatz, all the while Brian attempts to make some jew jokes asking if the steak he gave them was kosher without realizing he's muted.
    • The funniest part of this? Evan actually gave Nogla top of the description on his video, however instead of linking to Nogla's channel he linked to Nogla's calendar shop!
  • Terroriser berates Nogla for being a bad negotiator, citing the server's $100.000 price tag that Nogla apparently didn't try to negotiate and the crew calendars that didn't sell at all. Nogla immediately blames Wildcat (who's not even in the server) for buying too many calendars, and the crew for not promoting them at all... and then Vanoss asks if they did sell all of them.
    Nogla: NO, Evan!! Would it be a joke if I did?? Would it be a joke? Would we be laughing? Would we? Would it be funny if we sold out 25 thousand? No, we'd be rich and we would be able to pay for the server, but no!
    [At this point the entire crew is in hysterics]
    Vanoss: We wouldn't be rich!
    Nogla: The margins were amazing! Anyways the calendar is 14.99 with free shipping to the US, link in the description!
  • The crew goes back to the surface to start their adventure. Upon arriving, the crew takes notice of a flag with Spongebob's famous "The" with "SMP" written under it crudely in various colored pens, and Nogla jokes the flag alone cost a thousand dollars, with the crew speculating it cost two thousand instead. Nogla opens the SMP mailbox with the instructions for their first task, which is... build a shack for a "crackhead" that lives in the woods that would offer them some sick trades. Nogla starts trying to make it himself, with everyone getting involved just to piss off Nogla. The crew makes a very mismatched house, with the server creator even popping in to claim the house isn't up to HOA.
  • The so-called "crackhead" appears and starts talking on chat. Turns out they're simply a player who's also coded to be a villager! He offers the crew some trades with include the map to the dungeon... and a leafblower. Nogla then has the bright idea to kill the crackhead (who dies in one hit and poisons Nogla with the Wither Effect). Everyone laughs at Nogla as he slowly withers to death while the crackhead tells him that actions have consequences.
  • Scotty tries out the leafblower and almost kills Vanoss by blowing him sky high.
  • Nogla digs straight down all the way to the dungeon and falls right on it and is instantly attacked by all manner of undead monsters and starts screaming. Brian and Scotty drop on it and start screaming as well at all manner of enemies spawning around them... and then Terroriser trolls Nogla by leafblowing him into lava. His scream has to be heard to be believed.
  • The crew finally gets in the dungeon... and then get killed immediately by the boss. Once they set their spawn they start to fight him. The crew struggles but eventually, they manage to kill the boss, but just before he dies Cody places down a TNT block... and it explodes all the boss' loot drops, which is lampshaded by the crackhead. The crackhead then decides to just spawn a bunch of high tier loot for everyone to compensate for the exploded loot drops, and he also spawns some pets for the crew, who contemplate amongst themselves on how pointless the whole endeavor was.
• Evan, Brian, and Brock construct a giant sheep out of wool as a welcoming gift for Delirious joining the server.
  • While searching for sheep to shear for materials, they finally find one ... with brown wool.
    Brock: But he's brown ... Not That There's Anything Wrong with That! [...] We need white wool.
    Evan: Power-ful white wool.
    Brock: Wool power!
  • Later, when they find a white sheep:
    Evan: Can we call him "Ed"? "Ed ... Sheeran"?
    Brock: And I thought my jokes were bad.
  • Evan mining blocks from Nogla's scrotum house to make the sheep's feet.
  • Naturally, Brian gives the sheep house a penis and sets up a redstone contraption that repeatedly sodomizes a sheep using an End Rod inside. Brian looks up a YouTube tutorial on how to construct the latter and broadcasts the audio to Evan:
    BushMasterHarry: [...] and then you line up your victim.
    [Evan laughs so hard he nearly chokes]
• The next video sees Delirious' debut on the modded server, as well as his reaction to the others' welcoming "gift".
  • Delirious almost immediately catches on to the fact that the giant sheep is a reference to his self-described "legitimate business" he was running on the previous server.
  • Delirious ascends the water elevator into the sheep house's interior:
    Delirious: I already know what it is - [sees the sheep's Ass Shove contraption] I Knew It!
  • Evan reveals to Nogla the source of the materials used to make the sheep's feet:
    Evan: Do you recognize this, uh ... shade of color? The beige?
    Nogla: It's the same as my nutsack!
    Evan: The correct answer is "it is your nutsack".
    [beat]
    Nogla: Oh.
  • Delirious discovers a few dozen cows trapped inside the space of one block in Brock's house:
    Delirious: This is horrible! We must free them!
    Brian: Oh, now you have a conscience.
  • Delirious finds a giant wool target:
    Delirious: What is this for?
    Evan: [throws a pencil at Delirious, killing him instantly] That's what it's for.

Other

• During a round on a fan-made map (a parody of Ghostbusters), Vanoss - who's irritated with a ghost's "singing" - admits that the reason he likes Garry's Mod is because he can just shoot anyone who annoys him.
• Vanoss, Moo, Basically, and Terroriser play the fan-made map "The Quest for Ad Revenue", with the YouTube jokes naturally being featured prominently in both the map and the guys themselves.
  • Shortly after reading the story setup, they check the wall of player heads of the gang, with Terroriser immediately grabbing Vanoss' head to feel enlightened... and Moo wearing Wildcat's head to, quote, "feel like a huge a-hole."
    • Basically throws his own jab at Wildcat into the mix:
      Basically (as Wildcat): You guys wanna play exactly what I wanna play when I wanna play it right fuckin' now?
      Terroriser: [laugh] No, you don't wanna play, you don't wanna play it? Well then I don't wanna play it.
      "Wildcat": Alright, see ya guys. [disconnects]
      Moo: Spot on...
  • Meeting the researcher that discredits working sub boxes and notifications has them get particularly heated with them, with their immediate first response consisting of "kill this mother-fucker" and "where's my sword."
  • One room features a device with a lever, the sign attach directing to pull the lever to sort the creator feedback. It just fires the paper into the lava pit next to it, with the gang laughing in response and pulling the lever as they make the following comments:
    Terroriser: Remember that email about the copyright strike I received? [lever flick, paper burns] Yup!
    Basically: Hey Youtube! The music industry is just copyright striking everything. Can you do something about it?
    Terroriser: Hey Youtube! I keep getting this email from this company called "app nana".
  • At the end of the hall is an "idea's board" for YouTube Rewind 2020 (for 2019), each "idea" posted to the board being various things that Rewind 2018 was criticized for, which include:
    • Ignore the most popular people on the platform.
    • Hire some A list celebrity (that we can afford) for an intro.
      Vanoss: AAAAAAAAA, THAT'S HOT!
    • Make references to memes that are forgotten by release date.
    • Do a niche like ASMR, but don't use someone that uploads that.
    • Make the video sad by featuring real world problems, then start dancing.
    • Montage so fast that you have to frame-by-frame to see people.
• Vanoss, Moo, Nogla, and Terroriser return to the game in Hardcore Mode. Highlights include:
  • Vanoss insisting that they're all in this together, then Brian increasingly driving the point through Nogla's head.
  • Vanoss crafting a pickaxe instead of an axe and only realizing his error when he goes to cut down trees.
  • During the first night, Creepers appear and swarm the group. Nogla taunts Brian, telling him not to die to one and ruin the video... and then, seconds later, a Creeper sneaks behind Nogla and kills him instantly.
    Nogla: Oh, he's gonna kill you for-
    [The Creeper explodes, killing Nogla and sending the gang into hysterics.]
  • After Nogla's death, Brian jokes about not resetting the server for him... and when he does, the gang takes time to rag on Nogla for dying.
  • Brian breaking down a beehive, then spending solid minute running from the angry bees.
  • The gang isolates themselves on an island, then jokes about social distancing.
  • Nogla mining underwater but not realizing he's drowning until Evan questions him on it.
  • Vanoss mining iron ore as he and the guys (sans Brian) say "iron" in a low voice, which pisses Brian off... and then they start saying "Brian" in the same voice.
  • The gang deciding to blame Carole Baskin if they die, then making more jokes about Tiger King in general.
    • This culminates in the gang making a set of signs saying that Carole Baskin's a bitch.
  • Nogla falling and nearly suffocating in sand... two times, in rapid succession.
  • When Moo dies to a zombie, the gang reset... and find that Brian changed his skin to Joe Exotic!
    • This leads to Moo suiciding into a Creeper.
      Moo: [Dies.]
      Brian (as Joe): This is gonna financially ruin me! God dangit!
• Vanoss, Terroriser, Nogla, Moo, and Sark, who had actually never played Minecraft prior to the session, decide to play the Herobrine Adventure map, an older map made back in 2012. Before they actually get to the actual map, Sark takes a jab towards EDM producers, and the group stares at Vanoss, who is an EDM producer himself known as Rynx.
  Sark: There's nobody more annoying than EDM producers, you guys know what I mean?
  [Terroriser laughs from Sark's statement.]
  Moo: Definitely.
  Nogla: [To Vanoss] Huh? Huh? Do you agree?
  [Beat]
  Vanoss: ...Yeah. Fuck those guys.
• In one video, Wildcat added a mod where people would explode if they performed certain actions (for example, Scotty would explode if he tried to mine coal, and Marcel would explode if he stepped on gravel). Halfway through the video, Terroriser discovers that he explodes...if he does literally anything with potatoes. More than a little miffed at the low-effort Irish joke, Brian eventually turns it to his favor by exploding multiple times (when he eats a potato, every individual bite triggers an explosion) whenever he's near Wildcat or Marcel.
  Wildcat: This is not how this was supposed to work-
  Marcel: HE'S A SUICIDE BOMBER!
  Wildcat: He wasn't supposed to be able to make it a weapon!
• In another video, Wildcat added a mod where Creepers are invisible. However, there was one other part of the mod that he did not tell his friends about; if he looks at a player and presses "c", Creeper sounds play for everyone in the server, the player explodes, and dies. While there are legitimate times where Creepers blow up, for the most part it's just Wildcat trolling his friends. On the side note, as many people pointed out, this is Wildcat getting revenge on his friends for blowing up his house so many times.
  • Of note is this, where Delirious, knowing that he's a goner, decides to go out in a way that would make Samuel L. Jackson proud:
  Delirious: Well- Goodbye, you motherfuckers!
• In hindsight, this was inevitable, but the gang gathered in Minecraft once more to play Among Us. Shenanigans can only ensue.
  • Nogla isn't present for the first couple of rounds, but as soon as he is...
  [An Emergency Meeting is called.]
  Nogla: There it is, you have to right-click it.
  [Everyone loses their shit laughing.]
  Moo: I came back from the dead just to say that I called that.
  Wildcat: I'm walking back to cafeteria and I can see Nogla from the hallway standing on top of the button trying to press it!
  • Wildcat is in reactor with Smi77y, who's already holding down one of the readers. Wildcat steps away from his reader, approaches Smi77y, who by this point has turned around and realized what's about to happen. In an attempt to prolong his fate, Smi77y shakes his head frantically. Wildcat nods back. Smi77y shakes his head again. Wildcat nods back.
  Smi77y: I realized the situation I was in a little too late!
• When the gang began playing Minecraft, along with other YouTubers, on the new purge server, where the proximity chat is enabled, Terroriser turns on the shaders, and from that moment, he hears everybody in the lobby. His first instinct was to silently panic and then, let out a loud, high-pitched scream that confused everyone.

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