Anytime D's Left Hand (a.k.a. Lefty) chastises D in the original film for resisting his vampiric urges.
First, Left Hand teases D for helping Doris and counseling Dan.
Left Hand:[laughing] Feeling moody today, are we? You're not acting like yourself: protecting this girl, counseling her brother, and offering advice. It's almost as though you have a heart. Don't tell me that you've fallen in love. D: That's enough, old fool. Left Hand: Of course she did offer you her body, didn't she? Not that you'd be interested in that. The only bodies that you're interested in are dead Nobles stacked up like cordwood! Poor D, fated to live a life drenched in blood and carnage. Are you jealous for the warmth of a real human being?
He also teases him when he uses his fangs to suck the blood from the Midwich Medusas:
Left Hand:[laughing] You can't fight your lineage, can you? Deny it all you want, but when push comes to shove, the fangs are coming out! D: That's enough. Left Hand: Someone's feeling grumpy. Too bad, it's still your destiny. D: I wonder, do I really need two hands? Left Hand: Fine. My lips are sealed.
Previously, D pushes Doris away before he loses control over his vampiric urges, even though Doris has permitted him to drink her blood. Left Hand, not pleased with this, sasses back.
Left Hand: Why can't you at least be honest with yourself? So your blood is cursed. That girl was ready for it to rise to the occasion! The great and powerful dhampir, you know what your father would have done! D: That's enough. Left Hand: Yeah, yeah, whatever...
The scene where Left Hand revives a mortally wounded D. Some of his comments are hilarious.
Left Hand:[while reattaching himself] Here... we... go. I swear, this guy is such a handful.
Then, Left Hand attempts to stir D as a mist mutant approaches them. He then resorts to pounding him.
Left Hand:[panicking] Not good... come on, time to wake up already! Get a grip, D! Snap out of it— Ooh! Here it comes! It spotted us! Wakey wakey! Rise and shine! [resorting to pounding D's chest] Just move, dammit! Now is not the time to sleep in. Wake! Up! You big LUMMOX! Come one! Move! Move, dammit! Mmmmmove! [D comes to and slays the incoming mist monster.] Left Hand: Well, we made it through that one somehow.
His reply in the Streamline dub in the same scene.
Left Hand: What would you do without me??? [beat] Don't answer that.
Bloodlust has a few, usually involving Lefty.
Of particular note is the scene after D gets knocked off Meier Link's carriage and drags his hand on the ground to steady himself. Left Hand's response?
Left Hand: UGH! MY NOSE! MY NOOOSE!
Lefty isn't pleased that its advice is ignored:
Left Hand: Yeah, well, what's the sound of one hand yapping...
And, of course, the last line of the film:
Left Hand: Well, that was nice. You're not so bad after all... you just dress bad.
