Funny / Valkyria Chronicles

• The Cloudburst mission's start and end. It basically starts when Welkin gets an idea to turn the Edelweiss into a temporary submarine...
  • At the beginning, Two Imperial shocktroopers get a huge fright when a tank suddenly rises out of the river.
  • At the end, Squad 7 open the drawbridge which causes all the Imperial shocktroopers and tanks currently on it to spill into the river.
• In the beach episode:
  • The fact that they bring the Edelweiss to the private beach. No explanation is given on why they used a tank instead of an ordinary transport vehicle.
  • Welkin's reaction to Alicia's really time-inappropriate swimsuit.
    Welkin: You're as pretty as a white winged gull!
    Alicia: I look like... a seagull?
• The brawl between Squad 1 and Squad 7 in episode 6. Highlights include: a pissed off Jann grabbing Hebert and Mica by the backs of their necks yelling "Do you want me to teach you the joys of men?!" and Edy clubbing Salinas with a big stick.
• Jann again, this time in episode 17 where he gives Largo a gift during the feelgood Valentine-esque celebration, said gift was quickly revealed to be a leopard print man thong. Largo's expression? Priceless.
• Ending A of the DLC chapter: Enter the Edy Detachment, Edy tries to sing Rosie's song she did during Isara's funeral. Result, Lynn, Jann, Suzie, Marina and Homer are knocked unconscious with parodies of their death quotes. Made funnier when the sound effect when Edy sings is actually "Fail!"
• If the machine gun turret on the Edelweiss or the Shamrock is upgraded high enough, you can just park it in front of a huge group of enemies and wait for their phase to start. If one starts to move, they'll usually get one-shotted in about a second.