- Taylor Couldn't Find a Lighter in Taylor (7) so she asked Gilbert... who gives her her a Flamesprayer.Typical Yharnam; I asked for a lighter, and was given a flamethrower.
- Armsmaster stealing coffee and donuts from the Rig's cafeteria in PRT (9).
- This gem in PRT (10):Armsmaster: I'd rather they not get their hands dirty having to punch out Principal Cthulhu.
- This gem in PRT (10):
Funny / Unwelcome Stormís Hunter