After Twan is shot, the policeman says he can't get involved since he has a wife to protect, and then cocks his gun like he's going to fucking kill the witnesses. What the fuck??
Twan just goes into the bathroom with a bullet stuck in his arm and comes out with a bandage totally fine. Yep.
Someone knocks on the front door the entire cast there freaks out considering their luck today with mysterious people pull out their guns and open the door, and when it turns out to be their neighbor Rosie, Twan is still pointing his gun at her.
That being said: the reveal of Rosie, especially the backing echo of "Spatulaaaaa..."
The policeman calls his wife Bridget and, oh my God, her voice must be heard to fully capture how absolutely hilarious it is.
Bridget is evidently the worst liar in the world, and is it totally obvious she is hiding something as soon as she appears. Apparently James the policeman is equally as stupid.
She rushes to the door, kiss 'm on the cheek, says, "I was in the restroom"
Then he said, "What'cha say that for?"
Then she says, "I don't know" (nervous smile)
Then he steps back, take a look at her, and says, "What'chu all jittery for?"
Then she says, "Sweetheart (beat) maybe it's that time of the month?"
Then he says, "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?"
Bridget very obviously hiding the fact she's cheating on James.
This YouTube commenter perfectly sums it up:
Censari Longmeat: why the fuck is everyone cheating on one another.