Funny / Total Divas

Season One

• Trinity's snarky response to Eva Marie's... less-than-stellar audition to be Fandango's dance partner, after blatantly lying and saying she was a professional dancer.
  Trinity: If she's a professional dancer, I'm an astronaut.
  • Dolph Ziggler's reaction made it even better.
• Brie in "Brie Mode", as well as Daniel Bryan's reaction to her attempt to put him in handcuffs, "Get those fucking handcuffs off me."
  • What's funnier is that she was trying to hide that she was drunk. The next morning she wakes up and genuinely thinks she may have fooled him. She didn't.
• John Cena's underwhelmed reaction when Nikki tells him that Nattie has only ever slept with or kissed Tyson Kidd/TJ. When the conversation turns to Nikki's partners, he quietly says that it's, "hopefully between one and one thousand".
• Any time Vincent is onscreen.
• Trinity getting Ariane to test her fake boobs in the pool. She pretends to be drowning so Ariane can do the Baywatch run. As soon as Ariane jumps in the pool she starts squealing "what happened to my booby!" - it turns out they float.
• Trinity's reaction to the new gear Ariane gets for them.
  "All my cookies are hanging out!"
• Natalie drunk-dialing Stephanie McMahon after a party. She leaves nine messages, including one intended for her husband about not wearing any underwear, with the majority about how she should be WWE Diva's champion because she's a member of the Hart family. Stephanie plays all of them for a mortified Natalie.
  • Becomes a Heartwarming Moment when Stephenie reassures Natalie they're still friends and that she does deserve to be champion.
• Alicia teasing Nattie for peeing her pants during a match. And after it happens, Nattie throws her tights on the floor and the pee stain is blurred out.
  Alicia: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to piss you off.

Season Two

• When John & Nikki are joined at the gym by Brie & Bryan, Nikki subsequently snaps at Brie when she keeps trying to ask her for advice on her wedding plans & asks if she thinks the guys want to just talk about wedding stuff. John chimes in that he & Bryan were having a conversation about floral arrangements before the girls ruined it.
  • We get to hear Brie having a conversation on the phone with her mother about a potential wedding venue. We hear Kathy saying "there's no bathroom" and "there's poo everywhere"^note It was an emu ranch.
• When the Bellas, their mother Kathy and brother JJ are in New Orleans Nikki suggests going to try a beignet. Only she says "Bengay" instead. Her family's reactions are priceless.^note Bengay is an analgesic cream to relieve muscle and joint pain, particularly from people suffering from arthritis
• Just before the girls go to Cabo for Brie's bachelorette, Eva has a minor altercation with Summer - essentially telling her she's not invited. There's a random crew member standing there watching everything. When Eva leaves, Summer jokingly asks the crew member "are you going to Cabo too?"
• Sandra's way of telling Eva Marie that her tights are in danger of exposing her - "Miss Lucy is all over the shop"
• Nattie discovers that her rental car is too small to fit her painting for Brie and Bryan inside. So she straps it to the roof with tape, leggings and pantihose. Of course it flies off on the middle of the motorway.
  Nattie: TJ! The painting is on the road!
  • Bryan's reaction to the painting: "My nose looks like testicles"

Season 3:

• When Nattie is asked to spend time with Rosa and be a Cool Big Sis, she compares Rosa to Jeffrey Dahmer.
• Nikki suspects John of cheating. So she and Brie try to follow him to the gym. While on the way they get into an argument about the spelling of the word 'bonbons'. Turns into a case of Skewed Priorities for Brie - as her sister is panicking about her boyfriend cheating on her.
• "Has anyone seen Nattie's Pussy?"^note Jon asking about Nattie's cat Louis, who is currently missing.
• Alicia Fox hides under a table and routinely jumps out to scare various co-workers. The best reactions come from Summer Rae, Rosa and Mark Carrano.
• Paige experiencing Brie Mode is quite funny on its own. But what really tips it over the edge is Nikki finding Brie hung over the next morning. She's too out of it to answer the door, so Nikki has to call someone at reception to open it for her. And as Brie gets up, she vomits on Nikki's chest.
  Nikki: She freaking pukes on my (beep)!
  • When Brie and Paige try to climb up the hotel stairs, Brie's shoe comes off and she and Paige just start singing "why did I lose my shoe?" Memetic Mutation ensued.
• Nattie freaking out and googling symptoms of marijuana the day after. What makes this extra funny is that Nattie had one bite before spitting it down the toilet. And let's not get started on her crashing the car to avoid a drug test.
• While Ariane is trying to help Eva Marie with her body issues, she asks Titus O'Neil, who rates Eva a ten, but Ariane an eight and a half due to her attitude.
  "You keep talking you'll go down to seven."
  • Even funnier, he lowers her rating for each time Ariane continues to talk, even telling her "Girl bye!"
• How does Paige break an awkward silence when meeting her boyfriend's mother and sister for the first time? By saying gleefully "I am with child".
• Of Course Nattie goes absolutely gaga when she gets to meet Grumpy Cat.
• Brie's rather brilliant revenge to Nikki showing their cousins a nude picture of their brother. As Nikki is a Shameless Fanservice Girl, a nude pic of her wouldn't have quite the same effect. So she puts up a mushy Valentine's Day card Nikki made for John - on Nikki's own instagram no less.

Season 4:

• Paige forgetting her plug adaptor for her appliances, which is really hilarious considering she's from England in the first place.
  • Her England woes continue when Nikki drags her to a fancy tea room (rather an amazing find in Sheffield, to be honest, while she just wants fish and chips and a lager. She ends up bailing (stealing the taxi while she's at it), ad going to a bar with Naomi and Lana, who for some reason keeps character despite also pulling a headstand at one point.
  • Paige also looks wonderfully Adorkable wearing the fancy hat to the tearoom. It's black and manages to fit her style so well.
• Brie pranking Nikki into thinking she's going to have to sing the National Anthem on live TV. Nikki actually starts doing "Do-Rei-Me" in an attempt to prepare.
• Nattie trying to set her sister up with Big E. Langston in an attempt to get her out of their house. Her goal is to have them married within five months. Oh, Nattie.
  • Big E is actually the second choice. Who does Nattie suggest first? Mark Carrano.
• Paige and Alicia compare a pair of motorcycle helmets to Rosa's boobs. And they're really not far off.
• Nattie is training to be a dominatrix in order to freshen her in-ring persona (From a hearing-impaired dominatrix, no less). TJ however would have no part in it:
  TJ: Here's the thing: I'm a Tag Team Champion. I'M NOT PURRING LIKE A CAT!