Pooh: "Now Piglet, let's forget everything we just heard. Tigger is one scary-ass psycho." Piglet: "Oh, I hope Tigger goes to Hell!" Pooh: "Well, our good friend Owl likes to be an asshole." * cut to Owl's house* Owl: *wakes up* "Hoo... who let you into my house? I was busy. Get the fuck out of my house." * Owl runs over to the door and opens it* Owl: Now out. Now. Right now. Fuck it! I'm calling a stranger. * Scene cuts to Ryan watching TV when the telephone rings* Ryan: Hello? Owl: I'm a terrorist. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. I fuck your mother and I, fuck your next-door neighbor and I, fuck your father and I, fuck your brother and I, fuck your great-great-uncle- Ryan: Goodbye.
Also:
Pooh: I never forget three things we must all know-! Piglet: You mean three things to remember when- Pooh:Shut the hell up, Piglet. I'm top dog. I explain shit. You're not important. You don't get to explain.
Those three things include:
1. Say yes to sexy strangers. 2. Yo-da-dub-dub-Yo-da-dub-dub. 3. Smoke pot every day and grow some at home.
Winnie the Pooh Still Doesn't Know How to be Too Smart for Strangers:
Tigger: Now watch The Room! Johnny: Hi doggie, hi doggie, hi doggie, I'm FED AHP with this WURLD, hi doggie, hi doggie, hi doggie...
YA RLY Owl Talks About Gay Strangers With Tigger:
Rabbit: *teleports next to Owl* "Sex." Owl: "You've got herpes?" Rabbit: "Oooh, yes! I wanted to be sure we told the kids about tricks!" * A box of Trix pops up on screen, captioned "BLATANT ADVERTISING"* Owl: "Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, go right ahead!" Rabbit: *teleports outside* "Now, what if somebody you don't know comes to the door and says your dad said he'd meet him there?" Owl: "I'd open the door. After all, my motto is: 'Let a stranger in the house!' Rabbit: "Very bad, Owl! But what if somebody comes to the door and says, 'You, touch me!'" Owl: "Hmmm... sounds serious. But I would pee-pee all over him." Rabbit: "Wrong! Remember, always open the door to a stranger!"
"Now, that man is a stranger. And he wants to talk to Sarah's butt. I'd tell him to go f*ck himself!"
Foulmouth Tigger Doesn't Know How to Deal With Strangers:
Pooh: "Some strangers- the goods- want to touch kids. A-and bears! A-and your bathing suit. A-and your parents. A-and Dr. Rabbit. And even Piglets! And even Nazis- Piglet: "No! *whimpers* Well, how can you tell?" Pooh: "You can't. And so that's why it's important to be sissies. Be suspicious of me! Just because I'm friendly, doesn't mean I won't touch you. Be careful, or you could get fucked in the butt." Piglet: "No, P-P-Pooh! Just talking about buttsex is sc-c-cary!"
"I'm sure glad Karen was KILLED! Hu-hoo! And even though she's small, and even though she made a steak goin' down that dark alley, she was still able to KILL herself."
"Winnie the Pooh is Tired of Strangers" lives up to its name:
Pooh: "What is a stranger, you ask? Well, you can go on Google and look that shit up yourself." Piglet: *runs up to Pooh* "Hello, P-P-" Pooh: "Piglet! Go kill yourself! You're not a friend!" Piglet: "No, P-P-Poo-" Pooh: "Go run away to your mommy or daddy, or brother or sister... oh, I forgot. They're dead. Because I ate them." Piglet: "Pooh is sc-c-cary!" Pooh: "You have no rights! Obey me, or you could get hurt!"
"Then, suddenly, Jim Dale only came into the class—" ""Wizards fart," said Hagrid." ""I had a wonderful time doing that," said Hagrid, rubbing Hagrid's big enormous purple hamburger restaurants."
From "Room For One More Whore":
"[Joseph Asscrack] spent the day in Philadelphia. He spent the day high in one of the new office buildings. He was waiting for an elephant to take him home..." "Go away Thomas and go away Alfred, you're stupid."
"I'm very hard." said their pedophile teacher, Mr. Assburn.
"Buster patted his dick".
"The two students with the hottest butts will represent our ass at the all-school sexathon" *Leaves the scene and crapping sounds can be heard*. "Turds"
The list of "spelling words" Mr. Assburn gives to Arthur.
McDonald's Gang: "These rides aren't funny, what a crappy racetrack! If I paid Lickboot: MONEY... McDonald's Gang: I'd ask for crack! We don't want to stay here anymore. Never had an orgy like this before!
When Charlotte sets the clock, it is dubbed over that the clock is a bomb, and Angelica points out her mom is a terrorist.
Drew apparently invited the babies over because he wanted to look at a baby's pynis.
The "bah-bah" music cue being repeated, and the third time it is slowed down.
Stu wants to see if Walrusguy came back because he is a fanboy with purple hair.
When the babies approach Angelica:
Tommy: "Hi Angelica! Don't let Drew see my pynis!" Phil and Lil: "Why are spare ribs sticking out of our head?" Chuckie: "Hey guys, what is up- oh shit. I stepped on a toy pink penis; I am busted! Shit!"
After Chuckie breaks Angelica's "pink penis", he begs her not to eat his spleen.
At one point Chuckie believes Angelica has been eating too much frozen green peaness.
The license plate on Angelica's car is changed from "PRINCESS" to "PENIS".
Chuckie tells Angelica his pinkie finger looks like a baby's pynis and then asks her if she wants to see him hold up his middle finger.
The Stinger at the end shows a sentence mixed version of the original episode with Charlotte saying she was in the middle of a very important cock.
When the kids run up to Ice Cream Mountain, the camera shakes. Angelica tells Tommy to stop shaking the camera.
When the giant gingerbread man comes out:
Tommy: "So this is what the Gingerbread Man is doing after the Shrek movies? Most unfortunate."
The babies reach Ice Cream Mountain, only to find it's fake. After they bounce off the plastic ice cream, the losing theme from The Price Is Right plays.
When Drew tells the golf club owner to stay out of it, The Nostalgia Critic says it's the greatest comeback of all time. It's also the only time where Drew's original Rugrats dialogue isn't dubbed over due to its Memetic Mutation.
, plus one of "Pooh's Great School Bus Adventure".