To set the satirical and over-the-top tone for the remainder of the special, the opening dance number.
Pierre's Special Chrimbus Safety Message about frostbite, which gets progressively creepier as it goes.
The ending of the Chrimbus Special, where Dee Vee sacrifices himself to give a Spoiled Brat one last copy of the Tim and Eric Chrimbus Special. When the doctor asks the father if it was worth killing a man, the father smiles and says, "I think it was." They hug anyway.
Also the Jimmy Kimmel interview where they manage to be very funny without the use of their usual editing.
Will: He would just go, "Hey! Hey! You're not smiling right now! You should be happy all the time! SMILE! *whacks quilt with a belt* Will: EAT YOUR CARROTS! *whacks quilt with a belt* Will: COOK THE DOG!!! *whacks quilt with a belt* Will: COOK THE DOG!!! *whacks quilt with a belt* Will: COOK YOUR OWN DOG!!! *crying* No child should be made to do that! Dogs should be RAW!... and LIVING!
Virtually all of the Channel 5 Kid Break raps. Special mention goes to...
Dirty Socks, with Tim speak-singing about how he misses his dad, followed by Eric taking the dirty socks of Tim's dad and smelling them with little to no warning.
I Sit Down When I Pee, but what really puts the icing on the cake is Eric breakdancing on the dirty bathroom floor.
Bloody Nips, from Eric's over-the-top Totally Radical slang intro to Tim's disturbing rap about bloody nipples to Eric's increasingly perturbed reaction.
My Dad Lets Me Eat My Boogs: Arguably the most disgusting of the Kid Break raps...and that's saying something! The foley alone may induce nausea in viewers, and indeed Eric himself ends up vomiting profusely after Tim describes how his snot tastes.
From the ending of the episode, continuing the episode's theme of 80s-style college films, Tim, Eric, and friends infiltrate Eric's parents' hotel to throw a party, only for, naturally, Eric's parents to come back early. So, everyone runs to the closet to hide as the two begin having sex... and then the rest of Eric's friends begin ogling the sight, and if that weren't bad enough, the two of them are fantasizing they're making love to Eric.
The dueling commercials for Tim's Discount Prices and Eric's Premium Prices. They start out fighting fair, but then they up the ante with each insult until their commercials merge and explode.
Some re-occurring sketches are guaranteed to be funny...
From Crows, The Dark Man showing Tim and Eric their cruelty against birds, set to jaunty infomercial music, and one such act includes the two of them beating up a man dressed in a chicken suit, who's advertising hot wings, with baseball bats.
Paul Rudd's Computer, consisting of Paul Rudd watching virtual avatars of himself dancing. Amusing at first, but it only gets more ridiculous when Tayne is introduced.
Paul: Is there any way to generate a nude Tayne?
Computer: Not computing. Please repeat.
Paul: Nude. Tayne.
Computer: This is not suitable for work. Are you sure?
"SPAGETT!" Or rather, the reactions to Spagett's "spooking," which tend to be more confusion and mild annoyance than fright. A textbook example of Cringe Comedy. The awkward pause after Spagett jumps out from behind the plant really sells it.
The way they play off Spagett's popularity as an Ensemble Dark Horse by showing how terrible a Spagett movie would be. Terribly HILARIOUS!
The Man Milk episode is in both parts Nausea Fuel and Funny, culminating in Tim and Eric failing to pasteurise their "man milk" and causing every one of their friends to die instantly from poisoning.
In Friends, Jan and Wayne Skylar trick Steve Brule on his 10th anniversary of broadcasting into thinking Wayne has passed away. Steve is absolutely distraught. Jan and Wayne then come in and shout "Surprise!" which causes Steve to have a total nervous breakdown. It's really fucking funny, if you don't find a harmless manchild breaking down completely a Tear Jerker.
As tragic as Will Grello's childood was, some of the things his abusive father said to him are admittedly quite funny if only because of Refuge in Audacity...
"DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS! I WANT YOU TO LEAVE THOSE LOGS IN THERE FOR ME TO INSPECT!"
"I want to see them... I wanna see what you've done..."
"But Dad, belts have holes in them..." "NOT MY BELTS!!!"
The entire Stylistic Suck aesthetic of the show. In a lot of sketches, the stylistic suck is the joke.
If it's got CINCO anywhere in it, it's basically guaranteed to be either balls funny, Nightmare Fuel, or usually, a well-balanced combination of both. Some examples include:
"The Cinco-Fone." Two antennas (for better reception), cannot receive calls - only make them, and has only one button that you press multiple times to make calls. To dial 5, mash it five times. Ed Begley Jr. showing you how to dial 0 alone makes this one gold note just dial the button zero times.
"The Cinco-Boy: Synthetic Child" starts off emotionally enough, with a Tear Jerker of a funeral where a mother grieves the death of her son. Right before she's relentlessly assaulted with a sales-pitch by the creepy Gorb trying to sell her a giant plastic doll as a replacement for her son. For extra creepiness, that hair sniff.
Introducing the "Mancierge", a device that helps you find restaurants, hotels, anything a man might need on the road. Like it sounds, it's a digital concierge...staffed by precisely one guy who is clearly, hilariously utterly overwhelmed and under-resourced to even complete a single request. The businessman calls him up to find a pizza place, and the poor Mancierge gets so overwhelmed and confused he eventually asks him where to find a slice.
"The Cinco Food-Tube", which is...frankly, just beyond the pale and really, no explanation could ever do it justice so just click here to see it for yourself. Highlights include Kent's inexplicably gigantic diamond octopus brooch (or more appropriately, Bro-Oche), Susan being dead inside throughout the whole dinner, dialogue so awkward and cheesy it very well may be overkill even for Tim & Eric ("Sounds like the softening cream has a partner in crime!"), and the Cinco Food-Tube engineer trying to drill a hole into the table with the tablecloth still on it.
"EZ-Kreme", by Cinco." Tired of solid, boring lumps when taking a crap? Well, EZ-Kreme will give you painful explosive diarrhea in seconds. You just have to rub it all over your face, hands and, if you want, your feet.
The ad for B'owl, a bat/owl hybrid toy that slowly devolves from selling you on how great it is, to how barely tolerable it is, to how great it is for throwing away.
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