- Thor vs. Silver Samurai:Silver Samurai: Tell whoever you're talking to that it's the Silver Samurai who's kicking your ass.
Thor: My ass. . . doth disagree.
Silver Samurai: Not for long, Sailor Moon.
- Roz seems a bit intimidated by Angela's usual state of dress:Roz: Though at least she's a little less naked than she used to be.
Angela: Did we by chance have a secondary plan, in case everything else went completely south? If so, we should probably do that now.
Roz: Angela, you're as good at following orders as you are at wearing pants!
Angela: I just saved your life, Agent Solomon. You owe me now.
Roz: Fine. If I give you twenty dollars, will you invest in some pants? Maybe a nice turtleneck?
- Roz being concerned about the "Tolkein Avengers" breaking her earpeices.
- Jane gets schooled in fighting a Kurse.Thor: (thinking) Should I know who this is? I need to look up my own Wikipedia entry.
(Kurse punch-blocks Mjolnir)
Thor: (still thinking) Did she just punch the hammer? She just punched the hammer. Nobody does that. I mean, people punch my face all the time, but. . . (no longer thinking) Nobody punches my Mjolnir!
- When Thor is fed up with the Shi'ar gods:Thor: Aye. So begins the kicking of thine hindquarters.
- Hildegard coming on to The Destroyer. Even it is confused.
Funny / Thor (2014)