It'd be so easy to say the entire fic was one. But let's go over it, shall we?
- During the first chapter, which takes place in space:
- The "groinsaw", which isn't described, but is probably a chainsaw that's attached to the groin.
- The "astral vampires", which Harry beheads, only for the disembodied heads to survive and bite some Martian cavemen, meaning that there are now vampire cavemen on Mars.
- Harry's weapon is a guitar, named "Fuckslayer", that's made out of devils' horns and powered by angels' menstrual blood.
- At one point, every vagina in the world blows up.
- The "rape ape", an ape that's the last of his kind and has penises all over his body.
- Especially the passage, "His people once graced the canopy, their penile digits proudly grasping the vines as they swung through the night, their hundreds of sweaty simian dongs trailing a now-fetid memory in the rape ape's watering eye." The mental image is either hilarious or Squick.
- When the ape cries, his tears are referred to as "cry juice".
- The rape ape hangs out with a group of kids. They're said to be of a various allotment of genders and ethnicities, so that no one gets offended, except for the Eskimos.
- Anything relating to suns and the "faggarting" (which seems to be an Unusual Dysphemism for sex) thereof.
- Three and a million thousand "surf ninjas", who only operate during the day.
- Ray Bradbury's expy's appearance. His rather random demonization (the expy's name is Rape Radbury), plus his gratuitous comments on incest (he once took a shower with his cousin, which he seems to think qualifies as Kissing Cousins) and racism (he admits to having "racist thoughts"), take the cake.
- Spinning wonder turbine!
- Pretty much anything that Harry does that involves the word "fuck" in it. For instance, his guitar's name is Fuckslayer, he uses "fuckfire" as a weapon, and Dumbledore tells him, "Harry, you must rock the fuck out."
- Dumbledore's name constantly changing is a Crowning Running Gag of Funny.
- And, of course, manwithoutabody's
reading of it. It puts the "dramatic" in "dramatic reading" by reading it in an extremely hammy way and rolling all the "R"s. - From the chapter about America:
- One of President Wahooley's commandments ends up being "If a whale tries to sell you a pumpkin, don't."
- The last commandment is "Accept only the American cockstitution."
- President Wahooley makes a new currency: Starbucks napkins, rubbed against dead mules. He also decides to make it so that at one point, you will find an underwater ice cream store, only to not have enough napkins to buy anything.
- One guy "writes an America" with his disembodied penis.
- One commandment goes, "It's all spam. Check the box and delete it. And then, delete yourself, because you are spam!"
- One chapter involves Harry being kidnapped by a Mad Scientist who keeps hot sauce inside diapers of all things.
- The last chapter involves the hat turning God's penis into chocolate, and He takes a bite out of it.
- The fact that it's described as an Angst/Romance fic, pairing up Bellatrix and Seamus on Fanfiction.net.
