Funny / The X's

• "Photo Ops":
  • This exchange at the beginning after the X's nearly blew their cover at a picnic:
  Mr. X: How can we keep up our super-covert normal family cover with (points at Mrs. X) you kicking everyone, (points at Truman) you blasting everything, (points at Tuesday) and all your nay-saying?! It's a good thing I created that clever diversion!
  Tuesday: Dad, you leveled the whole park!
  Mr. X: See? Nay-saying!
  • The fact that Truman once mistook a mailman for a S.N.A.F.U. agent and blasted him, according to a conversation between Truman and Tuesday.
  • Mr. X shooting a car near the photo studio while looking for the parking function in the X's own car. And as the family walks into the studio, the car that got shot into the air crashes back onto the ground.
  • The answering machine function in Mr. X's shoe phone going off in front of his family in the photo studio, and when the message ends, his shoe catches on fire, but he doesn't mind at all.
  • In Glowface's first attempt to reveal himself to the X's, the drape covering him at the camera stays on him when he backs away from it. He doesn't notice it until Lorenzo tells him.
  • After Lorenzo reveals himself to the X's, Glowface, who revealed himself beforehand, says that nobody cares, understandably miffing the former.
• "Boy's Best Fiend":
  • Rex getting the other animals to attack Sasquatch after he calls them stupid.
  • Tuesday discovering that Rex peed on her clothes.
• "AAIIEE! Robot":
  • While Mrs. X breaking her leg isn't so funny, Glowface's reaction is.
  Glowface: Yes! Yes! No one can withstand the destructive power of bonking their shin on a coffee table!

  • Then there's Mrs. X saying "Curse you, coffee table! Curse you!" when she finds that her leg is broken.
  • Glowface tries to leave in his Escape Pod, only for the globe on his head to get in the way before he can close the hatch.
  Glowface: I knew I should've measured that.

  • Then, after he finds that Lorenzo already hailed a taxi, Glowface gets in that, and the taxi leaves without Lorenzo.
  • When Mr. X is disappointed that the bad guys got away and Tuesday points out that the X's can easily catch up to them with the X-Jet, he tells her that "Your mother needs immediate medical attention and I gotta return some DVDs before the rental place closes."
  • Robo-Mom beating the snot out of Mr. X in the background while Truman assures Mrs. X that everything will be fine.
  • When Home Base tells Mr. X and the kids (plus Robo-Mom) that the ambassador of Pandrafia will be at an art museum, he asks that the family protect the man from anyone who might harm him. When Tuesday asks who, Home Base replies, "Hmmm... practically everyone. He's a real jerk."
  • Mr. X posing as a little kid.
  • Robo-Mom attacking the ambassador.
• "Secret Agent Manual":
  • Glowface waiting in the check-out line at World o' Pink.
  • The montage of Truman changing the manual's text with his Re-Textinator for his own gain.
  • Mrs. X's reaction when she catches Truman changing the text in the spy manual:
  Mrs. X: Truman, I can't believe... you've been keeping this to yourself!
  • When Home Base shows the X's a note telling them Glowface's whereabouts, the note claims it's not a trap.
  • Mr. X acting like a gorilla.
  • Mr. X threatening to raise his voice if his family messes with the manual again.
• "License to Slumber":
  • When Truman catches Tuesday wearing camouflage clothes outside missions, she shuts him up by threatening to tell their dad what he did to their neighbor's cat.
  • Annasthesia's first impression of the X's:
  Annasthesia: Already I despise you all.
  • Truman using his Fart Ray on Tuesday and her guests.
  • Mrs. X comes in on Tuesday and her guests asking for a space blaster. Tuesday claims it's actually a hairdryer, and Skipper wants to fluff her hair with it. Tuesday successfully gets Skipper to give Mrs. X the blaster by asking "So do you want mom hair?"
• "Three Days of the Coin Op":
  • Mr. X getting his fingers in a finger trap.
  • The X's trying to figure out how to wash clothes at a laundromat. Highlights include Mr. and Mrs. X thinking the washing machine is voice-activated, Mr. X posing as a reporter, and him putting full boxes of detergent in the machine that Tuesday puts clothes in, boxes and all.
  • While spying for information on doing laundry, Tuesday gets distracted when she sees a cute boy, leading to this:
  Mrs. X: (from off-screen) Tuesday! You taking pictures of some boy again?
  Tuesday: Maybe...
  Mrs. X: Ooh! Is he cute?
  • As Glowface points out the features of his lair, he calls the last thing he mentions "Spinning blades of evil!" When Lorenzo points out that they're actually ceiling fans, Glowface says that he'll figure out some evil use for them.
  • Glowface thinking that some of the things at the laundromat are secret spy stuff the X's brought with them.
  • After Glowface declares the X's to be geniuses, the scene cuts to Mr. X with his head in an empty washing machine, laughing about the echo inside it.
  • How does Glowface get his mooks to show up for his attack plan?
  Glowface: All henchmen report for free bagels! Repeat: free bagels!
  Lorenzo: Free bagels, sir?
  Glowface: Hey, if I say, "Report for dangerous battle", nobody shows up!

  • Then when the minions show up, they accidentally trample Glowface and Lorenzo, and Glowface has to push them back to stop them.
  • After the washing machine overflows, thanks to the excess of detergent, Mr. X figures that the sudsy flood is how the floor and machines are kept clean.
  • S.N.A.F.U. getting washed away by the flood before they can launch their surprise attack.
  • Mr X casually acknowledging Glowface's presence as the former and his family confusedly look on while the latter throws a tantrum over losing to them.
  • In a Freeze-Frame Bonus, there's a sign in the laundromat that says, "You love the X's" over and over.
  • Downer Ending aside, the X's having to herd farting goats is pretty funny.
• In "A Truman Scorned", when Truman asks his father for advice on how to hook up with girls "for a friend", Tucker has no problem with this until he realizes Truman has no friends.
• In "To Err is Truman", Tuesday and Home Base try to get Truman in trouble by giving him a tube of superglue for him to play with. We hear what we assume is Truman's inner monologue.
  Home Base: (mimicking Truman's voice) Wowee, I sure love that kind of glue. I can use some of dat der stuff for my foolish monkeyshine. Ha ha ha.
  Truman: Home Base, quit imitating my voice!
  • Home Base moving the second hand on a clock backwards a bit, much to Truman's annoyance.
  • Glowface singing the Pepe's Lagoon jingle.
  • When Truman begs his family to let him go to Pepe's Lagoon with them, pointing out that the trip is a family tradition, he shows his dad a picture of him as a kid at the park with Captain Pepe, saying, "It's been a tradition since you were a kid! That's, like, a hundred years ago!"
  • At the end, Truman gives in to his temptation to attack "Captain Pepe" again, but unbeknownst to him, it's actually Glowface in disguise.
• "No More Mrs Nice X":
  • When the newly relaxed Mrs. X takes over the housework, and she tells Home Base he's free, he expresses brief amazement, then asks if he could at least do a little laundry, and she refuses.
  • After Lorenzo gags Mrs. X, Mr. X quietly admits to Truman that he's glad someone shut her up.
  • Glowface trying to goad Mrs. X into going back to normal: he rubs the spy manual on his rear, writes "Wash Me" on the X-Jet, and sends her an annoying "Joke of the Day" e-mail. Yet, neither of these things makes her angry (though she does note that the first action is unsanitary).
• "Mission Irresponsible":
  • When the Xs decide to try taking on each other's ranks. They do save the day...but only because the forces of S.N.A.F.U. were laughing too hard.
    • Hearing Mrs. X imitating Tuesday and Mr. X imitating Truman is all worth it.
  • Mr. X's embarrassment at wearing Truman's clothes, not helped by the fact that the kids laugh at him.
  • Mr. X trying to operate the lawn mower.
  Mr. X: No human being could possibly endure this torment!
  • Mr. and Mrs. X watching educational TV. Need we say more?
  • The X's get a video call from Glowface because Mr. X had prank called him a few times.
  Mr. X: How was I supposed to know he had caller ID?
  • How do the X's get their normal ranks back? Mr. X launches a missile that destroys Mount Everest.
• At the beginning of "Truman X: Super Villain", when Glowface is gloating to the captured Xs, Truman successfully predicts that he's going to slowly lower them into a vat of acid filled with robot sharks.
  Glowface: Dang, that kid's good.
  • One of the things Truman gets scolded for is almost blowing his dad's head off, and the latter yells, "I need my head for thinking!"
    • Right after that, as Glowface and Lorenzo are being lowered toward the acid pool and the latter asks for help, Mr. X says, "When you hit the acid, be sure to plug your nose and hold your breath."
  • When Glowface likens Truman to himself as a child, he ends the comparison with, "Only his mom didn't make him take accordion lessons,", to Lorenzo's confusion.
  • The music playing in the background stopping while Glowface explains his desire to enlist Truman, causing him to ask Lorenzo to replay the track on a stereo.
  • While telling Truman about S.N.A.F.U., Glowface mentions that Fridays are "Funny Hat Day", and two henchmen appear wearing funny hats, only for Glowface to yell that it's Thursday.
  • Glowface failing to eat cake due to the globe on his head getting in the way.
  • The Evil Laugh lesson scene.
  • Truman giving Glowface a wedgie.
  • Near the end, after Glowface and Lorenzo share a tender moment of Villainous Friendship, there's this bit:
  Glowface: And I'm sorry I called you "Lorenzo".
  Lorenzo: I am Lorenzo.
  Glowface: Whatever!
• "Y's Up":
  • Mr. X accidentally knocking the X-Jet off the cliff while arguing with his family.
  • The Y-Jet knocking Lorenzo off the cliff.
  • Just the fact that Glowface was plotting to make all the money in the world smelly.
  Glowface: Check it out! (holds out a smelly dollar bill and Lorenzo takes a whiff)
  Lorenzo: Oh my... (faints)
  Glowface: See, it works great!

  • Then there's the fact that the machine that causes it has a setting for him, as well as one for the Y's.
  • Tuesday and her parents trying to imitate the Y's.
  • After Mr. Y pushes the X-Jet off the cliff and the Y's leave in their own jet, Mrs. X angrily says, "Hey, we want our housewarming gift back!"
  • How does Tuesday get Glowface to turn off the force field protecting him and Lorenzo? Making him realize not even air can get inside it.
• "Live and Let Diaper":
  • When Tuesday asks Home Base to run the nursery program for the baby boy the X's are looking after, a pink nursery appears in the training center. Then an annoyed Truman says, "Boy color, boy color!" and the nursery turns blue.
  • The X's attempts to make the baby stop crying.
  • Mr. X freaking out over the stuff at the playground.
  • The first time the baby fills his diaper, when the family wonders what they're smelling, Tuesday asks, "Mom, have you been cooking again?"
  • After Glowface demonstrates his Sonic Destructor on the Grand Canyon, he says that's it's now just a giant hole in the ground, leading to this:
  Tuesday: But...
  Mrs. X: Don't bother.
  • After the baby fills his diaper again and Glowface wonders what he's smelling, his first assumption is that Lorenzo farted.
  Glowface: Lorenzo! Bro, stop cuttin' the cheese!
  Lorenzo: (holding a tray of cheese cubes) But, sir, you asked for hors d'oeuvres!
  • Glowface can't tell if he aimed the Sonic Destructor at Belgium or Luxembourg.
  • Glowface accidentally blowing up his own lair with his Sonic Destructor, thanks to Truman rigging the targeting controls.
  • At the end of the episode, it looks like the baby is about to say his first word, but instead he does an Evil Laugh, thanks to bonding with Glowface earlier.
• "In-law Enforcement":
  • How Home Base- through a radio- reveals that Mrs. X is in danger:
  Home Base: Coming up next, it's "Mom's in a Death Trap" by Anita Rescue!
  • When Mrs. X's parents arrest Glowface, he points out that since he's a supervillain, they should blow up his lair instead of arresting him.
    • He's also taken aback that they arrested him for littering, and states that he was trying to conquer the world, but they don't believe him.
• "Homebody":
  • Home Base makes a video depicting him as a hero the X's admire, eliciting these responses:
  Tuesday: (annoyed) That's not what happened!
  Truman: (equally annoyed) I don't sound like that!
  Mr. X: (insecure) Is my nose really that pointy?
  • The montage of Home Base suffering constant misfortune during his time as a superhero.
• "Pinheads":
  • During S.N.A.F.U.'s second heist, when Glowface wonders why the X's haven't arrived to stop them, Brandon suggests that maybe they got stuck in traffic. Glowface dismisses this because the X's have a jet. Sasquatch then suggests that the X's might've gotten stuck in a cloud, and Glowface thinks that makes sense.
    • Then, while S.N.A.F.U. waits for the X's to show up (which they don't), Lorenzo, trying to make small talk, mentions finding a recipe for zucchini bread, only for Glowface to say, "I'm allergic to zucchini."
  • Sasquatch putting the piece he bit out of the door on the second heist back in its place.
  • When Tuesday gets a strike, her dad yells "Touchdown!". When she tells him it's a strike, he replies, "No, that's when you miss three times."
  • Mr. and Mrs. X's surprise at hearing that they and their kids were at Bowl-O-Rama for 3 days:
  Mrs. X: Has it been three days already?
  Mr. X: No wonder I smell so manly.
  • Truman revealing that he'd been peeing in the potted plants during his family's time bowling.
  Mrs. X: Wait, don't they have a men's room?
  Truman: Yup.
  • Truman and his parents' bowling incompetence; highlights include the following:
    • Mr. X not letting go of his ball and crashing into the pins.
    • Truman just dropping his ball on the floor, then, when Tuesday tells him to hit the pins, he fires a laser at them.
    • After complaining about Tuesday accusing her of bowling too hard, Mrs. X throws her ball so hard it breaks the pins.
  • The manager getting Mr. X to put the bowling trophy back in the case by pointing a pair of smelly shoes at him.
  • When Glowface's group arrives at Bowl-O-Rama, the manager tells them to leave, but soon changes his mind after Sasquatch roars at him.
  • Glowface is just as ignorant about bowling as Mr. X. He brandishes a hockey stick before the game and tells his teammates to man their pucks, then after the fourth frame, he asks if the lower score wins like in golf.
  • The S.N.A.F.U. team sucking at bowling more than the X's.
    • Especially notable is Glowface getting excited when he gets a gutter ball, then, when Lorenzo whispers to him, he asks, "What do you mean that's bad?"
  • After Truman comments that S.N.A.F.U. is worse at bowling than the X's, Mr. X accidentally throws his own ball onto his head, making Truman start to reconsider his words.
  • After subtracting S.N.A.F.U.'s 4 points from the X's 10 points, Glowface incorrectly states that the X's are 5 points ahead.
  • Glowface preparing to throw his ball, only to change his mind and electrocute the pins.
  • The fight between the X's and S.N.A.F.U. Highlights include Brandon and Tuesday planning a movie date while they fight each other, Lorenzo hitting Truman's head like a drum, and Mrs. X throwing a bowling ball overhand at Sasquatch, sending him flying into a group of pins.
  • After Glowface gets arrested for the heists made before the match, and the X's challenge the rest of the S.N.A.F.U. team to "best two out of three", Sasquatch starts objecting to the challenge, only to change his mind when the X's glare at him.
• "You Only Sneeze Twice":
  • The fact that Home Base got sick by downloading an aquarium screensaver.
  • Truman pranking Tuesday with an android replica whose head explodes.
  • Mrs. X's delirium from the virus. First she asks Tuesday to help her write a will, then later she acts like a dying southerner.
  • When Home Base asks Tuesday to turn him over, she points out that he's a house and weighs about 300 tons, and he says that he lost some weight while sick.
  • Mr. X asking Tuesday to carry him to the X-Jet.
  • While the X's fly to S.N.A.F.U.'s headquarters, Tuesday suggests that she should pilot the X-Jet instead of her dad, but he refuses, and when he sneezes, the jet goes off course.
  • The fact that Glowface was planning to bring Big Ben and the Eiffel Tower to life and make them wrestle, so he could sell tickets.
  Tuesday: Yeah, that sounds like the kind of thing he'd do.
  • Glowface describing his fever dream while calling for Lorenzo:
  Glowface: (off-screen, on the loudspeaker) I just had the worst fever dream. Zombies were all chasing me, and I was, like, trying to run, and y'know, but I was, like, underwater, y'know. You ever have a dream like that?

  • And Lorenzo and the X's dumbfounded faces in reaction.
  • Sasquatch has to wear a Cone of Shame because he kept scratching his nose.
  • Glowface complaining that his hand puppet makes him look fat before he notices the X's had arrived earlier.
  • Truman and his parents trying to fight Glowface, Sasquatch and the Scream Queens while they're all sick.
  • Early in the episode, as Tuesday's parents and Truman are all calling for her, Mr. X asks to watch a movie about a spy family. At the end, when Tuesday catches her family's virus and they offer to take care of her, Mr. X offers to put on a movie about a spy family for her to watch.
• "X Takes a Holiday":
  • Truman hacking into Home Base to convince his parents to go out on a date.
  Truman: (speaking through Home Base in a robotic voice) Attention, Mr. and Mrs. X.
  Home Base: I don't sound like that!
  Truman: Uh, don't listen to, uh, me. I am cuckoo.
  • On being told that Glowface is trying to locate the X's, Truman reveals he told him they were at the North Pole and that Glowface smells like a cat's butt.
  • While engaging in a blaster fight against Glowface and Lorenzo, Tuesday asks Truman if she should cancel her party, and he replies, "Why, just because half the house is gone?"
  • Mr. and Mrs. X trying to make small talk at the French restaurant; they're amazed to find he only has eight fingers instead of ten, and when Mrs. X comments on how flat the table is, Mr. X says, "Yeah, just like the earth."
    • Followed by Mrs. X throwing a fork through a popped cork, only to find the waiter was offering the couple sparkling apple juice.
  • While being lowered toward a Lava Pit, Tuesday berates Truman for asking Glowface to pull his finger. Truman explains that he put a grenade on his finger and he thought Glowface would fall for it.
  Glowface: You must think I'm an idiot!
  Truman: Yes!
  Glowface: Well... (grunts)... dum-dum fart!
  • While Tuesday and Truman are held captive by Glowface, she gets a call from her mom, and when Mrs. X asks if the kids are fighting evil, Tuesday lies about throwing a Wild Teen Party instead, and at her urging, Glowface and Lorenzo play along and start dancing.
    • Mrs. X saying she's sorry she and her husband couldn't join the kids at the "party", adding that "Your father and I would've done the Funky Chicken."
    • After the phone call ends, it takes a few seconds for Tuesday to get the two baddies to stop dancing.
  • Mr. and Mrs. X get annoyed by a violinist playing at their table, and Mr. X offers to buy the violin. After doing so, he smashes it, getting his wife's applause, but then the man pulls out another violin and plays that, much to the couple's chagrin.
  • Tuesday and Truman expressing their regrets in the X-Jet as the bad guys chase them:
  Tuesday: This is all my fault. I never should've stopped to check my makeup.
  Truman: Well, I shouldn't have stopped to give Lorenzo that wedgie.

  • And while Glowface and Lorenzo chase after the kids, Lorenzo is still in pain from the wedgie Truman gave him off-screen earlier. The expression on his face is priceless.
  • Mr. and Mrs. X finding out they've been eating fried pig eyeballs.
  • Mr. and Mrs. X using their dance moves to beat the bad guys. Plus the kids' commentary on how peaceful their parents look.
  • Tuesday and Truman's dread at being baby-sat at the end is put to rest when they find their sitters are ninjas.
• "Xcitement":
  • While Mrs. X and the kids are with Glowface at a waffle house, he orders butterscotch pudding with a candle on it for himself. The others stare at him, and he says, "What? It's my birthday."
  • Truman's mocking impression of his dad.
  • At the end of the episode, as the X-Jet arrives home, a sock puppet monster suddenly appears and eats it. Then it's revealed that the scene was actually part of Mr. X's train set and Truman was messing with it.
• "Wealth vs. Stealth":
  • After Glowface gets upset over the X's becoming billionaires as he sees them on TV, he notes, "Wow, the camera really does add 20 pounds."
  • Home Base thinking he's haunted.
  • At a fashion show, Mr. X says his suit is wolverine-proof, only for wolverines to attack him and tear the suit to shreds.
  • Truman showing off the action figures of his parents and Tuesday.
  • Truman's Eggstroyer 5000 destroying Tuesday's room off-screen. When his parents glare at him, he blames the destruction on the robot.
  • Glowface's Mrs. X action figure punching and kicking Lorenzo in the face.
  • The paparazzi pestering Glowface after Mr. X gives him the billion dollars.
  • The Glowy-F Rap. Enough said.
• "Wee House":
  • Glowface searching for himself on the Internet and only getting three matches.
  • This bit after Lorenzo tells Glowface about Truman leaving home and building himself a miniature house to feel taller:
  Lorenzo: Short people are so very amusing. (notices Glowface glaring at him and realizes his mistake) Oh. (chuckles sheepishly) Not all short people- I-I mean- not short! Y-you're not short!
  Glowface: Shove a cork in it!
  • Truman trying to eat a roast turkey in his mini-house, only to remember he made it from plaster.
  • While Mr. and Mrs. X are crying over Truman moving out of the house and building his mini-house in the yard, Tuesday shows up crying as well. When Mrs. X asks why, Tuesday says that she dropped a brick on her foot.
  • After Glowface explains his inflatable suit plan to Lorenzo, this exchange occurs:
  Glowface: You're just pretending to be interested, aren't you?
  Lorenzo: Oh no, no, nothing fascinates me more than a big bag of hot air.
  Glowface: Yeah, it is pretty darn b- hey! Was that sarcasm?
  Lorenzo: (sarcastically) Noooo...
  Glowface: Good. Okay. On with my story!
  • Truman deciding to make an inflatable suit and become "Truman-zilla" at the end.
• "The Spy Who Liked Me":
  • Mr. X: (to Brandon) You know, when I was your age, I was younger.
  • When the X's meet Brandon, Mr. X says, "Spy- I mean, hi!"
  • When Mr. X tries to use the truth ray on Brandon, it hits the former by mistake. In addition to confessing that he's a spy working for SUPERIOR, Mr. X also reveals that he wears a girdle.
  • The bit with the cue cards.
  • Mrs. X: (after getting hit with the truth ray) Tuesday dating makes me feel OLD, and... OLD!
  • After getting hit by the truth ray with Mr. and Mrs. X, Glowface confesses that he has thirty cats, never flosses his teeth, and he likes boy bands.
  • An emotional Mr. X telling Tuesday to stop getting older.
  • Tuesday shooting Truman with his own Truth Ray at the end, making him reveal that he thinks Brandon's cool and that Truman wants to be his sidekick.
• "Mock Tutors":
  • Mrs. X stuffing a meal into a toaster and saying, "Now cook!" Home Base thinks she's talking to him and is glad to take over, but she dismisses him.
  • How does Mr. X get Truman angry during tennis practice? "I'm cutting off your plutonium privileges."
  • Mrs. X launching explosive tennis balls from a machine for Truman to hit, leading to lots of destruction.
  Home Base: Blowing me up again, are we? Jolly good.
  • There's also this gem from Mr. X while said tennis balls explode in the background:
  Mr. X: (to the tune of "Frere Jacques") I am cooking, I am cooking.
  Look at me, look at me. (gets hit by an explosive tennis ball)
  I'M A BETTER TEACHER, I'M A BETTER TEACHER
  Than my wife, than my wife.
• "Meddle Mouth":
  • Truman making Tuesday say crazy things with his remote.
    • Then at the end of the episode, Brandon uses the same device on Glowface.
  • The Running Gag of Mrs. X dressing in tacky outfits in an attempt to be more fashionable.
  • Mr. X bumping into the top of a doorframe off-screen thanks to the elevator shoes he's wearing. Twice.
• "Family Issues":
  • After Tuesday points out that her dad would get a tan more easily without his suit on, he brushes her off, saying that that's what the sun would want him to do.
  • Mrs. X and Truman trimming the hedges with their blasters.
  Truman: Gardening's fun!
  • The X's overhear their neighbors saying they think the family's weird... for being normal.
  • When they X's agree to see a family counselor:
  Mr. X: No problem solving this "no problems" problem.
  Mrs. X and the kids: Huh?
  Mr. X: Exactly.
  • Upon seeing the counselor, Mr. X goes right up to him and asks, "What's my problem?!"
  • When the X's pick their personas, Tuesday calls dibs on "destructive, rebellious bad kid", to Truman's disappointment.
  Truman: (whining) Aw, I wanted that one!
  • The X's struggling to practice their new personas, and Home Base repeatedly shocking them when they don't follow their scripts.
  • The X's taking their personas too seriously.
  • Mr. X telling Home Base, "Get off my back, house!", and changing the latter's screen to a show that was already on a TV.
  • Tuesday decides to take the X-Sub for a joyride... and is later revealed to have crashed it into the Eiffel Tower.
  • Glowface mispronouncing "obliterate" while rehearsing his spiel for when the X's arrive.
    • Then, after the X's show up, he fails to get their attention because of their talking to each other all at once.
  • When Tuesday demands Truman's lunch money, he sweetly asks, "Can I pay you with love?"
  • Glowface gets the X's attention by shooting the ceiling with his blaster, and the chunk falling from it hits Lorenzo.
  • Truman playing with hand puppets of his parents.
  • During the X's counseling session, the only thing Glowface can diagnose Truman with is being a little weenie, much to the latter's disappointment.
  • Glowface telling the X's about his Soupifier.
  Truman: Dumbest evil plan ever.
• "Missing Home":
  • What causes the X's to get mad at Home Base? Him insulting their shoes.
    • Which leads to this:
    Mr. X: Nobody insults our shoes! Get out of my house!
    Home Base: I am your house!
  • Glowface's reaction when Home Base calls him a blithering idiot:
  Glowface: I am not an idiot! (whispers to Lorenzo) Look up "blithering" in the dictiomanary.

  • Then near the end, after Home Base shoots Glowface on Mr. X's orders, Glowface, whom Home Base called an imbecile, asks for that word to be looked up.
  • When Home Base asks what Glowface is plotting, the former jokingly asks, "Are you going to create an army of muffins or build a gigantic water balloon?" Glowface then tells Lorenzo to write down those ideas.
  • This bit when Home Base almost shoots Glowface:
  Glowface: (frightened) Please... what would poor Lorenzo do without me?
  Lorenzo: (with a wry smile) I believe I'd manage, sir.
  • When Glowface forces Home Base to watch him damage the decor, the former has trouble tipping over a china cabinet and has to ask Lorenzo for help.
  • Mrs. X interrogating two boys in a treehouse, and then falling through the weak spot onto the ground.
  Boy: You okay, lady?
  Mrs. X: Sure. This pile of... glass and rusty nails broke my fall.
  • Tuesday freaking out over putting a slug in her mouth while searching for clues.
  • Glowface showing off the new decor he added: Plaid curtains, western-themed kitchen, some old guy, and a toilet in the living room!
  • When Home Base still refuses to reveal information about the X's, Glowface torments him further by having Lorenzo ring the musical doorbell (which happens offscreen) that was installed when the place was redecorated.
  • Mr. X complaining that Glowface's lair is too far from the bus stop.
  • Mr. X's fascinated reactions to the plaid curtains and the toilet in the living room.
• "The Haunting of Home Base":
  • This bit when Truman tries to get his family interested in Halloween:
  Tuesday: We see scarier stuff every day. Glowface, Sasquatch...
  Mrs. X: Your father's ingrown back hair. (shudders)
  • Tuesday and her parents pretending to be scared of the "trick-or-treaters".
  • The reveal that Glowface and Lorenzo are wearing voice-scrambling collars that make them sound like kids when they pose as trick-or-treaters. Even funnier is that Lorenzo's makes him sound like a girl.
  • Lorenzo pretending to enjoy Halloween. And it fools Glowface.
  Glowface: Now enjoy it!
  Lorenzo: At once, sir. (clears throat) Wheee.
  Glowface: Enjoy it more!
  Lorenzo: Yeehaw. Oh, what a superb time I am having. Ha ha ha. Rock on, dude.
  • Glowface's Potty Emergency.
  • While Truman is cornered by his zombified family, Tuesday says, "Spleens." A confused Truman asks, "Don't you mean "brains"?" and she replies, "Allergic."
  • This entire exchange:
  Truman: This is the spookiest Halloween ever!
  Zombified!Tuesday: You wished for it, bite-sized!
  Truman: That was kinda dumb, wasn't it?
  Zombified!X's: Yeeees...
  Truman: Uuuh... (points forwards) LOOK! CUPCAKES!
  Zombified!X's: Mmm... cupcakes...
  (Truman scrambles off while the zombies shamble away)
  • Truman overhearing Glowface and Lorenzo's conversation through a possessed teddy bear, and thus finding about the virus in Home Base.
  • Truman curing his mom of the virus by showing her a crudely drawn picture he made of her farting. It makes her sentimental.
  • Truman gets Tuesday back to normal by threatening to post her diary online.
  • After Truman cures his family of the virus, Mr. X briefly acts like a zombie, gnawing on Truman's head and moaning "Braaiinns..." until he sees his son's annoyed expression and snaps out of it.
  • Glowface complaining about his paper cut.
  • When Glowface hears the doorbell ring, he gets excited at the thought of trick-or-treaters arriving (not knowing it's the X's), and sends Lorenzo to fetch a bowl of candy, prompting this reply: "Judgingly, sir."
  • As a result of Truman planting a virus in Glowface's lair, the latter finds himself about to be attacked by the now zombified Lorenzo and S.N.A.F.U. foot soldiers.
  • Truman siccing a still-zombified Rex on Sasquatch at the end. Plus the fact that Sasquatch is dressed like a fairytale princess.
• "From Crusha with Love":
  • Tuesday, offering to prevent Truman from getting embarrassed by their parents on his "date" with Andrea, tells him not to listen to them. Truman replies, "Duh, I've been doing that my whole life".
  • Mr. X disguising himself as a plant, much to Tuesday's chagrin.
  • Mrs. X attacking "Pork E. Bacon", which leads to this exchange:
  Andrea: (holding Truman in a headlock) Why does that waitress have Pork E. Bacon in a headlock?
  Truman: She likes him? (Beat)
  Andrea: That makes sense.
  • Mr. X posing as a little boy.
• "Untied":
  • When Glowface almost cooks the X's in a giant waffle iron, there's this dialogue:
  Mrs. X: I never thought it would end this way.
  Tuesday: I did.
  • Just the fact that a funeral was held in the backyard for Mr. X's disintegrated laser tie. Not only were Mrs. X and the kids dressed for a funeral, but even Home Base wore a necktie.
  Mr. X: He was the knot that held us together.
  Tuesday: It was a clip-on, Dad.
  Mr. X: He was the knot that clipped us together.
  • When Mr. X realizes that his tie doesn't make him a spy, he says it's his "spy-ey-ness" that does that, making Truman skeptically ask, "Spy-ey-ness?"
    • Glowface has the same reaction when the X's confront him later, and Truman replies, "That's what I said!"
  • Mr. X falling into "Mr. Tie-Tie's" open grave.
  • After Glowface claims that Mr. X is useless without his tie, Tuesday asks, "What do you know about fashion?" Glowface shoots back, "This from the girl who shows up at every battle wearing a target on her chest?"
  • Glowface's gum puns.
  • The fact that Glowface planned to fill Lake Ontario with a giant wad of bubble gum.
  • The reveal that Truman bought his dad a necktie from the Discount Tie Barn.
  • As Truman comforts his dad, he says, "You remember what you said when I lost my goldfish?" Mr. X replies, "Yeah. 'You shouldn't have fed him soup'."
• "Breaking Camp":
  • Mr. X waking Truman with the Camp Katonka anthem while jumping on the latter's bed.
  Mr. X: (singing) By thy flooding leech-filled lakes, Camp Katonka!
  Mosquito bites and rattlesnakes, Camp Katonka!
  There's nothing like fresh air, or running from a bear!
  Camp Katonka! Camp Katonka!
  • Truman locking the camp counselors in a cage, which is hung in the air, and lying about what happened to them on the phone, to try to get out of camp.
  • After hearing the X's are at Camp Katonka, Glowface complains that he was miserable there as a kid, and when he asks Lorenzo, "And do you know why?", the latter quips, "Because you don't know how to enjoy yourself?"
  • The flashback of a young Glowface performing his one-man musical "High Seas Hijinks" at the camp pageant, only for the audience to throw tomatoes at him. And then he gets upstaged by Mr. X, who sings the camp's anthem to much better reception.
  • Mrs. X trying to teach the campers a loon call, but she accidentally summons a bunch of other wild animals.
  • Truman being forced to dress in a pink rabbit suit and hop around on the stage.
  • After Truman locks his family in a cage, hangs it in the air, and leaves Camp Katonka, Mr. X tries to brighten the mood by singing "Kumbaya".
    • Then when Glowface shows up and sees Tuesday and her parents locked in a cage, he decides to take the credit for it.
  • Glowface trying to get Mr. X to remember bullying him at Camp Katonka.
  Glowface: You don't, uh, remember short-sheeting my bed?
  Mr. X: Got nothin' here.
  Glowface: Gluing a skunk to my head?
  Mr. X: Sorry.
  Glowface: Snake in my trunk? Leeches in my underwear? Scorpion in my shoe?! TURBO-WEDGIES?!?
  Mr. X: Wait, are you that tall girl from Des Moines?
  Glowface: No!
  Mr. X: Are you sure?
  • Glowface tormenting the captive X's with his revival of "High Seas Hijinks."
  • Truman stopping the bad guys by summoning wild animals to attack them.

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