Funny / The Wicker Man (2006)

Note that this is supposed to be a horror movie.

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• As far as Narm goes, the ending of the 2006 remake of The Wicker Man is near the top. Check out the comedy trailer.
• *points gun* "STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE."
  • Nicolas Cage riding a bike in a suit with dramatic music playing in the background, anyone?
    • It's not a suit, it's a sport coat and slacks!
• Few images can beat Nick Cage in a bear suit, sucker-punching a woman, or pump-kicking Leelee Sobieski into a wall.
• All together now: "OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!^note Actually, they're not MY EEEEEEEEEYES! AARGHABLARGHRAWRGHRAWRGHWARGHRARRARGHRAGHRAA!!"
  • There's also the fact that the bees are somehow being poured into the mask!
• Just watch this video of "best scenes".
  • There is also the "longer, more excruciating" version.
• While waiting for the delivery man to return, Malus has a nightmare about finding the girl drowned underneath the pier. He then wakes up from that nightmare...with the drowned girl on his lap. He then wakes up again less than amused.
  Malus: GODDAMMIT!
• Nick is sitting on a boat, peers out a window to the deck and spies on a young girl in a red dress. Who then gets hit by a truck.
• Nick finds a burned doll in a gravesite and goes to interrogate his ex about it, and his delivery is ridiculously hammy. "How'd it get burned?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!! HOW'DITGETBURNEDHOW'DITGETBURRRRRRRRNEEEED?!?!"
  • "I DON'T KNOW!!"
  • "SOMEBODY LIT IT! SOMEBODY LIT IT!"
• What man represents in his purest form.
• This movie has Nicolas Cage in it. All is Narm.
• "KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMNED HONEY!!!!"
• "What's in the bag? A SHARK or something?" The line alone is funny for Cage's delivery, but keep in mind that two ladies are holding a large bodybag that's bleeding while he's searching for a missing girl, and he doesn't bat an eye at this. The old ladies then creepily giggle at Cage and he walks away as if that were a perfectly acceptable answer to his question.

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