The Vinyl Scratch Tapes
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Season One The Celestia Interview The Spitfire Interview When discussing Photo Finish's negative reaction to her interview: Octavia: "She threw [a camera] at your head!" Discussing Princess Celestia: Octavia: She's the ruler of all Equestria! When discussing Blueblood cancelling his scheduled interview: Octavia: There you go insulting ponies youve never met again. DJ-P0n3: Youre just mad because hed be the only guest weve had snootier than you. Octavia: He is not snootier than me!
DJ-P0n3 bursts out laughing.) Octavia: Wait, I mean Im not snooty! I mean hes not snooty! I mean, ugh, shut up! The Call-In Show The Concert DJ-P0n3: ( Clears throat, speaks up) So, Prince Blueblood, thanks for coming to our very illegal concert. Please continue with your not-at-all delusional story about how were evil and youre the moral paragon. Blueblood: Why yes, thank you, I believe I shall. Octavia: ( whispering) D-does he not understand you were being sarcastic? Blueblood: ( clears throat) Do you remember last month when you interviewed my Aunt Celestia? Blueblood: Oh. ( He pauses, then continues without any irony.) Well, last month you interviewed my— Octavia: We remember, okay?! What about it? Season Two The Second Call-In Show Blueblood calls to announce his new competing show: Blueblood: Hmph! Enjoy your immaturity while you can. For you see, K-COLT has just entered its winter. DJ-P0n3: Yes, were totally soiling ourselves in fear over here
Blueblood: ( without irony) And rightfully so! Octavia: sigh Still as good at detecting sarcasm as you ever were
Octavia: No, I was being
Ugh, you know what, never mind. The bit before this with Vinyl repeatedly hanging up on Blueblood, and him getting more and more annoyed each time. The Ensemble Interview When discussing the first broadcast of Blueblood and Trixie's show: Octavia: His co-host reminds me of somepony
DJ-P0n3: Hm? What do you mean? Octavia: Well, lets see
DJ-P0n3: Yeah? Octavia: She has an ego the size of the moon
DJ-P0n3: Uh huh? Octavia: And shes a gigantic hammy unicorn who seems to crave any attention from everypony? DJ-P0n3: Soooo? Octavia: This ... you dont see any similarities between her and somepony else our listeners might be familiar with?
DJ-P0n3: ... Harpo? Octavia: No its not Harp— youre just messing with me, arent you? DJ-P0n3: ( Grinning) When am I not?