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Season 1
The Celestia Interview
- "How are you my boss and don't call me Octy!"
- Octavia: It's too late for me to quit, isn't it?Vinyl: Haha, eeyup.
The Spitfire Interview
- When discussing Photo Finish's negative reaction to her interview:Octavia: She threw [a camera] at your head!Vinyl: Yes. For free.
- Discussing Princess Celestia:Octavia: She's the ruler of all Equestria!Vinyl: Well, I never voted for her.
- When discussing Blueblood cancelling his scheduled interview:Octavia: There you go insulting ponies you’ve never met again.Vinyl: You’re just mad because he'd be the only guest we've had snootier than you.Octavia: He is not snootier than me!(Vinyl bursts out laughing)Octavia: Wait, I mean I'm not snooty! I mean he's not snooty! I mean, ugh, shut up!
The Call-In Show
- Octavia: Yes. Very.Vinyl: What happened to the proper lady I knew?!Octavia: She met you. That's what happened.
- The Diamond Dogs' attempts at prank calling, which fail due to the station not having a refrigerator or tobacco. And Vinyl being smart enough to hang up quickly. And the Diamond Dogs' inability to impersonate a pony.
The Concert
- Vinyl: (clears throat, speaks up) So, Prince Blueblood, thanks for coming to our very illegal concert. Please continue with your not-at-all delusional story about how we're evil and you're the moral paragon.Blueblood: Why yes, thank you, I believe I shall.Octavia: (whispering) D-does he not understand you were being sarcastic?Vinyl: (quiet laugh) I don't think he gets the concept of sarcasm at all.Blueblood: (clears throat) Do you remember last month when you interviewed my Aunt Celestia?Vinyl: (rolls eyes) No, I had completely forgotten interviewing the ruler of Equestria.Blueblood: Oh. (he pauses, then continues without any irony) Well, last month you interviewed my—Octavia: We remember, okay?! What about it?
Season 2
The Second Call-In Show
- Blueblood calls to announce his new competing show:Blueblood: Hmph! Enjoy your immaturity while you can. For you see, K-COLT has just entered its winter.Octavia: Oh no, I'm so frightened.Vinyl: Yes, we're totally soiling ourselves in fear over here...Blueblood: (without irony) And rightfully so!Octavia (sigh) Still as good at detecting sarcasm as you ever were...Blueblood: Oh...Well, thank you for the compliment.Octavia: No, I was being...Ugh, you know what, never mind.
- The bit before this with Vinyl repeatedly hanging up on Blueblood, and him getting more and more annoyed each time.
The Ensemble Interview
- When discussing the first broadcast of Blueblood and Trixie's show:Octavia: His co-host reminds me of somepony...Vinyl: Hm? What do you mean?Octavia: Well, let's see...she's obnoxious...Vinyl: Yeah?Octavia: She has an ego the size of the moon...Vinyl: Uh huh?Octavia: And she's a gigantic hammy unicorn who seems to crave any attention from everypony?Vinyl: Soooo?Octavia: This ... you don't see any similarities between her and somepony else our listeners might be familiar with?(pause)Vinyl: ... Harpo?Octavia: No it's not Harp— you're just messing with me, aren’t you?Vinyl: (grinning) When am I not?
