Funny / The Simping Detective

• Jack being hit in a firefight during Innoncence: A Broad. When Demarco asks him if it's bad, he pulls out his hipflask, which now has a bullet hole in it and is leaking whiskey, he replies "It's worse!"
• Some of Jack's Private Eye Monologues are hilariously creative with snark and Flowery Insults aplenty.
• Wank: Free with drink.
• Jack confronts a group of hobos in the park with the intent of asking them a few questions. One of them is a drokking pirate, complete with cutlass.
  Pirate Hobo: Aar! Filthy swab! Have him walk the mizzenfuttock!