Funny / The Ranch (2016)

• The Running Gag in the first episode regarding Colt wearing Ugg Boots.
  Beau: What the fuck is on your feet?
  Colt: They're Uggs. It's what they call boots in Australia.
  Beau: Those are lady shoes.
• This:
  Rooster: Tell your daughter that I said hi.
  Dale: You know I do castrations.
• After receiving a medical checkup, Beau's doctor advises him to cut back on red meat and alcohol. When she asks him what he does to reduce stress in his life, he responds "I eat steak and I drink whiskey."
• Beau's reaction to Almond Milk
  Beau: What the fuck is Almond milk?
  Colt: Its milk
  Beau: Show me the tit on an almond!
• Any time that Beau and Dale are onscreen together, you can expect hilarious Snark-to-Snark Combat between two cranky old men.
• Colt and Rooster inseminating a cow in "Easy Come, Easy Go."
• "When It All Goes South" is one the heaviest episodes, dealing with the aftermath of Rooster's death. The laugh track is largely turned off. And who brings it back? Hank.
  Hank: Did something happen to his brother?
• Colt's, for lack of a better description, "rage shuffle" while arguing with Abby about their (mostly her's) color coded list for baby supplies.
  Abby: It's red cause it's important!
  Colt: *Scuttling back towards her* Red means stop!
• The episode where we learn Heather miscarried is mostly devastating, especially her and Colt's talk at the end. However, it ends in a glorious Mood Whiplash, when Colt asks Heather if she thinks they'd have made good parents.
  Heather: Fuck no!