- When the Fellowship asks the Caesus Magus to help them enter the Pool of Life, Caesus Magus calls upon his assistant, the Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking. There's a moment of silence, and then:Caesus Magus: The Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking has stage fright.
- The conversation that ensues when the Necromancer summons the ghost of the Knight Protector.Ghost: Who dares summon the ghost of the Knight Protector?The Necromancer: [cringing] It is I, the dread Necromancer.Ghost: What, again?The Necromancer: The last time was a mistake, I swear!
- Have you hugged a thug today?
- Pretty much the entire scene with Aeolus.
Funny / The Questport Chronicles