Funny / The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

• Bored with retirement, Rick takes up fly fishing. It ends with him blasting his pistols into the river.
  • His catch is later served up to Evey. She's delighted to see he's found a hobby not involving guns - until she has to spit out the bullet.
• The Teracotta Warriors empty a barrage of arrows into an opposing army of heroic skeletons. This naturally has no effect on the already dead targets, and one of the undead who has accidentally knocked of his friend's head, says in perfect and completely un-subtitled Chinese to his comrade " Oh, sorry! Sorry! Your head's over there." Right before this, one of the warriors pulls an arrow out of his chest, breaks it over his right knee, throws the halves of the arrow into the air, then bangs his chest, and throws up his arms as if to say, "Is that all you got, suckas?!" Most of them just laugh contemptuously at the enemy.
• That Yeti kicking that soldier over the gate and his friend throwing up his arms as if saying "It's good!"
• At one point in the movie, the two official couples (Rick and Evelyn, and Alex and Lin) are cuddling with each other in the cold. Who is Jonathan with? A yak. Possibly a nod to the end of the first movie when he asked a camel for a kiss.
• In the climax, Mad Dog demands a month of free drinks for him and his men in exchange for their help in the final battle. Jonathan instead offers him the entire nightclub, as he wants to get out of China. The final scene shows Mad Dog as the club's new owner, and enjoying his status.
• "Mummies were later found in Peru."
• Jonathan: "Smack my ass Rick! Smack my ass!"

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