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Episode 14: Pregnant Meme
- New character Desmond's debut screaming at leftover poop in the girl's bathroom, calling it "demon poop" and threatening it to:Desmond: You stay away from me and you stay away from the children!
- Especially considering his ridiculously odd Jamaican accent, courtesy of Cameron Van Buren's VA.
- Trisha's horrified reaction to discovering someone left a positive pregnancy test on the floor of the girl's bathroom, after mistaking it for an iPod shuffle.Tisha: Oh, oh right, wait WHAT? WHAT?! Oh... NO. NO! NO!
- The Running Gag of Brittnay getting punched in the stomach. Such as the first time:Brittnay: What the fuck?!Trisha: You are one of my very best friends and I can not stand by and let you throw your life away like this! You're too young! You're too beautiful!
- The cheerleaders trying to determine which one of them is pregnant - it can't be Brittnay because she's saving her vag-ginity for somebody special, Trisha's boyfriend has no penis or testicles, and Mackenzie is in the middle of her period (known to the other girls as "Shark Week").
- How Deandra chose her mis-matched prosthetic arms; the flashback showing how she wanted to look human/robotic is also a Call-Back to how she wanted either diet coke or strawberry shake.
- Then there's Brittney's response back in the present
Brittney: Oh! Well that sounds like a perfectly rational decision. - Mackenzie Zales exclaiming "Jesus Fucking Yellow Penguins!" when she thinks Shay Van Buren is pregnant.
- The fact that Mackenzie discretely called Shay a bitch by saying "we heard the Van Buren family is adding another pup to their litter."
- Brittnay's utter euphoria when she learns the pregnancy test belonged to Saison Marguerite and she's having Blaine's baby, which she finds so completely hilarious she gets down on her knees and announces she's no longer an atheist, telling God he can "do with [her] as you will!" in thanks to making this the best day of her life.
- The very fact that, in August 2017, the creators changed the title of the episode to "Pregnant Meme" to reflect said viral meme.
Episode 15: The New Reality
- Bridget Tice huffs paint fumes with homeless men behind the Ambica Food supermarket just to feel alive.
- Judith greeting the cheerleaders as if they were friends.Judith: Hey, what's up sluts?
- There's something comically suspicious about Ashley Katchadourian.
Episode 16: Fatherhood
- Matthew tries to teach Blaine how to take care of his baby by using a football as a simulation of said baby. He keeps throwing it.Matthew: (football narrowly misses his head) Was that the goddamn baby!?
- Than, yet again, disturbs the football team in the locker room with his Transparent Closet-ness and Accidental Innuendos.
- To prove that he's straight, he asks Brittnay to have sex with him... and she agrees but only to make Blaine jealous... wow, she never let that go—that's, like, since Episode 2.
- Blaine thinking Saison's going to have the baby tomorrow- when she only found out she was pregnant the day before. He's got, like, 9 months.Blaine: Nine months? That's like two years!Matthew: Not even close.
Episode 17: Justice And A Slim Jim
- Mikayla threatens Shay after she eats the last pack of Gushers, telling her to "sleep with one eye open". Mrs. Van Buren warns her about making threats she can't keep. When Mikayla assures her mother that she will keep it...Mrs Van Buren: Hmm! You heard it, Shay. 'One eye open.'
- Cameron arrives at the Van Buren home and, of course, greets with the signature "Hiiii!" and then her whole family follows, resulting in some sort of harmonic, acapella like, Valley Girl call; one's voice following the other then another.
- And if you listen closely during the "Hiiii", you can hear someone laughing.
- For another Cameron moment, she first tells her family she just broke up with her 29 year-old boyfriend...for a brand new, 31 year-old one.
Cameron: Suck it, bitches!!(The whole family cheers) - The mere implication that Shay brought home many girls so she could investigate their vaginas. Jesus Christ...
- This bit for its randomness:(after all of them gasped when they found out that Shay was inviting Deandra for dinner)Mrs. Van Buren: Why am I gasping? I already knew that.Shay: Mom, are you talking to yourself again?Mrs. Van Buren: Girls night!
- Apparently, when Mrs. Van Buren was sober, she made her children... pray?
- Shay's "plan" on how to purchase wine:Shay: Just this for today.Blake: I'm gonna need to see some ID—Shay: Never mind.
- Which can be seen here, is pretty basic but unfortunately, she's not old enough to purchase it, so yeah, the whole thing backfired. Stated a la Sarcasm Mode by Cameron.
- Cameron then tries her plan to buy the wine. Said plan is showing her boobs to the cashier.
- Then it's revealed that the cashier was her ex-boyfriend in high school whom she dumped for her 29 year-old boyfriend.
- The fact that Deandra automatically assumed that she'll be eating a dinner of "chicken-fried prime rib" at the Van Burens despite the fact that A: no one has ever made any mention of it, B: Cameron has no idea what chicken-friend prime rib is, and C: Mrs. Van Buren apparently only knows how to make corn dogs.
- After the rest of the sisters failed to successfully purchase it, Deandra decides to take matters into her own hands—her robotic one, might we add—and threatens Blake to sell it to her or she'll sell his organs to the black market for the delay that's getting in the way of her, supposed to be eating dinner right about now.
- Even better, moments later she decides to buy herself some snacks; specifically, some Funions, a Slim Jim, and a Twix... no, Snickers... no, Twix... no, I don't wanna ruin my appetite... both..."
Episode 18: Atchison
- We first see Mackenzie in the doctor's to see what's up with the bald spot. First, she had always thought up until now that you couldn't get pregnant in water, oh Jesus... At the same time, she mistakes FPB* for a sexually transmitted disease and her reaction when the doctor revealed what it really means.Mackenzie: What. the. FUCK?
- "We're definitely NOT going to put anything in your butt".Mackenzie: (laughs) Well, that's the first time I've ever heard a man say that.
- She's then asked if she always finds herself in a stressful environment. We're treated to a flashback of Mackenzie's Christmas, Prom Night (her Villainous Breakdown scene), and at the launders when trying to get the stain off her uniform. Her reply: "Okay, maybe a little..."
- The doctor said it's not too late and nobody might've noticed it... Mackenzie thinks otherwise.
- The introduction of the new characters—the cheerleaders from Atchison—with the first one being Taylor McDevitt (specially mentioned in Episode 10).
- Then finally, the girls completely show up with Trisha mentioning Tanya Berkowitz and 'some other girl'.
- Brittnay's reaction to Tanya's... "insult".Brittnay: Suck my dick, you cunt.Tanya: (gasp) Wow, Brittnay. Aha, nice language. Who taught you to speak? Sailors?(The Atchison cheer squad laughs)Brittnay: ...The fuck?
- Trisha explains the laws that govern the malls of the great state of Kansas:
- The conversation between Trisha and Trisha, the two not finding out that they both have the same names until all the girls loudly exclaimed "TRISHA!!!" Then they discuss if they spell it with a T in the beginning.
- Just... this line:Brittnay: "Conflicted"? Mackenzie, what the fuck is your deal? Tell these cum-hungry demon whores to go fuck themselves with the pointy ends of their grandfathers cocks!
- Brittnay describes them talking to the cheerleaders as if they're arguing with the cast of DuckTales (1987), which then leads to Tanya's closing sentence that they'd be so lucky to argue with anyone from DuckTales and then describing Scrooge McDuck who is worth 4.4 billion dollars and despite having "fragile baby duck bones", still manages to dive in to a pile of coins every single day.Brittnay: (Beat) What the fuck does duck bones have to do with anything?
- When Taylor nearly loses it after Brittnay comments about her... gag reflex. The actress' delivery is perfect.Taylor: My what? Uh-uh, oh hell naw, LOOK HERE BITCH—Tanya: Taylor!
- And then this line:Taylor: We'll see you at Nationals, Brittnay, where rest assured, I will be opening a can of whoop-butt on you! (leans in close and whispers) And by butt, I mean ass, as in the ass I'm gonna be fucking you in, bitch.
- And again Ashley Katchadourian trying to help other people with overthrowing the cheerleaders. Especially Trisha.Trisha 2: What about me?
Episode 19: Reality Bites
- Lunch Lady Belinda's back! She reminds Saison that she cannot sell anything that she cannot spell. She suggests rolls which she spelled as "R-O-O-L-S".
- "Oh wow, look; they're making reality shows about French people now? What's it called? 'Put your oui oui in my poo poo'?"
- Saison is starring in a reality TV show called "Babes Having Babies". The producer describes that it's like 16 and Pregnant but with hot chicks.
- Brittnay, no matter how much she has to suffer, is willing to pretend to be Saison's best friend so she could be on TV. No matter how many times she has to hear Saison "how you say" before every word she knows.
- Belinda causing Squick in the Producer.Belinda: Have you ever thought about producing an exposé on the secret lives of lunch ladies? I call it: "Meat Flaps".Producer: Nope. Not once. Not ever. I just threw up in my mouth. Please stop talking to me, and walk away.
- Amberlynn Weggers, though has a brief appearance (as always), manages to lighten up someone's mood again.Lunch Lady Belinda: Oh, you are the calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that I'm living. Thank God, we're having hotdogs today.
- All of Saison's favorite things when Shay asked Brittnay about them.
- The Bait-and-Switch on the third one.
- The producer asks for three of the girls to kiss and say "We're having a baby!". They all say in unison with Saison coming behind due to saying "how you say" again.
- The producer notices that every girl in the school are attractive...(cue Judith Dinsmore and Rachel Tice walking by)Judith: Heyyyyy!(Beat)Producer: Spoke too soon. Man, I'm just barfing all day today.
- Shay Van Buren suggesting a spin-off of her own series. Her story began with saying that she was born into a dynasty of high school socialites up until ripping up the arms of one of her friends.TV Producer: Who the fuck would wanna watch a show like that?
- Brittnay bangs her head in the locker. It was a long day. Than joins in.
Episode 20: Babes Having Babies
- Trisha's hilariously horrible attempt at insulting Shay van Buren after Mackenzie already gave a good insult.Mackenzie: I always assumed you just poured your food directly into the toilet just to save yourself the step.Trisha: Ha ha, yeah I thought um...you usually put your food... um... in-in your butt... 'cause um...Mackenzie: Trisha, are you having a stroke or-Trisha: No, no, no, no, you put your food in your butt, and then you... poop...Mackenzie: Trisha no.Trisha: You poop from your butt and...I'm sorry...Mackenzie: Mine was better, just leave it.
- Trisha's ongoing freak out over her belief that she is either in Inception or The Matrix. Later followed up with her being told she is not on a show, as the links to subscribe to the YouTube channel pop up around her, leading her to beg the viewers to subscribe or keep watching or she'll die when the show ends.
- Shay Van Buren's rather apt description of Brittnay Matthews:Shay: Brittnay Matthews is not my friend. Brittnay Matthews is a monster. If Satan himself crawled out of hell, landed on earth, and vowed to destroy all of humanity with a fiery apocalyptic plague, Brittnay Matthews would *BLEEP* him in the ass with his own pitchfork until he bled out and died. And if that doesn't paint a clear enough picture of her, I once saw her watch an entire sneezing panda video without cracking a smile once. I will not stop until she is revealed once and for all for being the two-time, potato-mouthed whore bag that she is.
- Shay passive aggressively screwing with Mackenzie and baiting Brittnay to have a nervous breakdown over Saison's... well over Saison period, leading up to her having a Cluster F-Bomb on camera.Blaine: And I will be dressed as the Statue of Liberty [at our baby shower]! I bet you didn't know that came from France!
Brittnay: I actually did know that, Blaine. But do you know what didn't come from France?
Shay: (cut-away) And boom goes the dynamite.
Brittnay: ...This motherf*cking, beret-wearing, boyfriend stealing, giggling, stuttering piece of Canadian horsesh*t! Yeah I said it! F*ck you Saison Margeurite! F*ck you, f*ck your boyfriend, and f*ck the f*cking fetus that's growing inside of the disease-ridden void that you call a goddamn womb. And f*ck you Shay Van Buren! F*ck you you sh*tty glob of donkey c*m! I hope you burn in hell for the sh*tty things you did today, because you are not the least bit sneaky, you're not the least bit clever, and your only talent is opening your legs to penises that would rather be inside of me!!- Yet despite that, Shay suddenly asked to both Saison and Blaine if they want to watch Dora the Explorer.
- Brittnay's assertions that Saison suffers from clinical denial and suffering from delusions of being from France, and then politely saying she watches over Saison like a little, female dog, which is known as a bitch, so technically Saison is a bitch.
- Brittnay punching Than on the stomach. Really, Than, it's not a good idea to suddenly approach your girlfriend who just got out of a hissy-fit. Especially Brittnay.
- The first thing Blaine asks Brittnay when he shows up to the lunch table in the nicest tone.Blaine: Hey Brittnay! Are you here to yell at us again?
Episode 21: Cheer Practice
- Jenna Dapananian's utter confusion about the situation with the rivaling cheer squad. It doesn't help that Mackenzie's saying things that would've made sense in context. Can't blame her though, we never got to see her back then.
- Mackenzie ends up Chewing the Scenery after her Rousing Speech.Mackenzie: Let the world know that they may take our hair, but they will NEVER take our HOLLISTERRRR!!!Brittnay: Steve Madden!Trisha: Sbarro!Jenna: Uh, Clair— no, um... Ann Taylor's... loft...! Lofts!
- The cheer squad forming a pyramid with only four people... then falling all over themselves.
- Also, their reactions to the accident:
Brittnay: MOTHERFUCKER!!Trisha: Yup, that's a hernia.- Meta example: There's also the fact that the sudden switch from Stop Motion to merely a bunch of dolls stacked up and then collapsing makes it somehow doubly hilarious.
- Ashley Katchadourian is such a Bad Liar. And it's official; she's plotting something with the Atchison High cheer squad.
- No hard feelings at all between Trisha and Ashley.
Ashley: No hard feelings at all... (evil laugh) - For another random Trisha moment— seriously, she should get her own page in here.Trisha: What was the name of the Disney Channel show that Shia LeBouf was on?Deandra: Even Stevens.Trisha: Thank you... That has been bothering me all day. (To the others) It's Even Stevens guys!Ashley and Jenna: Oohhh...
- The way she said, "thank you" in a really deep, drawn-out voice made it even funnier.
- The implications of Deandra's Dark and Troubled Past and her outrage over being told there was pie when there is no pie.
Episode 22: Miss Cinnabon
- Who knew Deandra's arm also acted as a Captain's Log?Deandra: Note to self: corndogs and Mountain Dew, do not mix.
- Trisha 2's overall paranoia on everything she hears.
- Her terrified gasps, for some reason.
Trisha: Am I a Ghost Whisperer?Tanya: Trisha!Trisha: What?Tanya: There's no way you'd be the ghost whisperer(...) She's talking about the other Trisha.Trisha: (gasp) The other Trisha is a ghost whisperer? - Ashley Katchadourian's "psst"-ing to the Atchison cheer squad to get their attention. Made funnier when she makes it louder, leading to a very impatient sounding "psst!" which sounded like "PSST-UH!!" and "PUH-SSST-UHH!!!!"; the strain in her vocal chords sounding so visible.
- Taylor McDevitt's description of Ashley's disguise: a lesbian Inspector Gadget.
- Ashely's lame attempts to gossip about something juicy regarding the Overland Park cheer squad. Then she shocks the Atchison cheer squad with Saison Margeurite's pregnancy... Too bad she's not even a cheerleader.
- "Word on the street is (insert unsuccessful juicy dirt here)"
- Then this:
Taylor: When we said "we wanted dirt", we meant real dirt.Trisha: Yeah! As in, soil, like, the stuff in the ground, idiot!Taylor: No. Dirt as in, here's your life; here's some dirt; and then I'd ruined your life, with my dirt and now you dead...Trisha: ...in the ground, which is where dirt is! Full circle! - As Ashley explains her own squad's routine (in a pretty basic manner), Trisha responded saying to Tanya that they stole their routine. Tanya snaps, saying to her that "that's everyone's effing routine!" which shocked both Trisha and Taylor.
- Deandra singing while strolling around the mall. After the last few verses that include making a stop to the food court, she spots the Atchison cheer squad promptly exclaiming "AAAAHHH SATAN!!".
- She tries to defend herself by saying she's not Deandra:
Deandra: My name is... um... um... Cinnabon! Yeah... Juliet Cinnabon!- With that in mind, Trisha expresses her total passion to her products which leads to Taylor bringing up that she had a fat freshman year.
- Tanya laughing at her own "human filth" joke while Deandra repeatedly explains that it's nothing short of an insult.Tanya: (giggling hysterically) It's like you're trash and you're here!
- Upper-Class Twit Tanya refrains from letting Taylor speak even a scintilla of the word with "damn" in it. She was forced to change it into "gosh darn business".
- Trisha's continual obliviousness to Deandra's change.
- Even after all the warnings by Deandra, the Atchison cheer squad refuse to leave, so she threatened them that she will use her robotic arm against them to forcibly expel them from Overland Park. Taylor thinks she's bluffing. To show that she's not, she throws a "disguised" Ashley Katchadourian in the air, right into the fountain.
- Deandra didn't know as she always thought she was just a tiny flasher.
- Ashley screamed "FUCK!" afterwards. Almost unusual since she rarely cursed. With her boyish, almost monotonous, voice, it's funnier to hear her say such.
- Deandra didn't know as she always thought she was just a tiny flasher.
- "Goodbye Deandra... (whispers) I mean, Miss Cinnabon... wiiiink!"
- Ashley's closing dialogues, saying that she's still in the fountain. No one bothered to help her.Ashley: Okay... No, I get it. I would walk away from me, too.
- "Extra Credit 19" reveals that originally Deandra would've gone off on a rant about her missing limbs, culminating in her asking the Atchison Squad "You think I was out in the woods, in the 1800s, with my paw-paw and my sister Laura Ingalls-Wilder?!" and "You think if a girl loses a limb in the woods she makes a sound?! Well she does." Apparently the voice actors had tried to rework this bit a few times but they just couldn't control themselves, so apparently they just cut it.
Episode 23: Date Night
- For the first time, we see Tanner with Tristan going on a movie night.Tristan: Anyone who spends a majority of his adult life in speedos and boots is definitely a bottom. Oh my god, I'm so bad!Tristan: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO BAD!!Tanner: Thank you.Tristan: Bad boys, bad boys / What are you going to do? / What are you going to do when they come for you! Have gay sex—(both laugh)
- Though not much, Than's description of the prize he got from the claw machine.Than: Cute little fuck.
- Tristan laughing that Than is out with a girl then noticing that he's the only one laughing until realizing it's not a joke. Tanner explains that, well, you know. Then their extended exchange with yeah's and oh's.
- "Oh sweetie, because you're gayer than Perez Hilton's asshole."
- Than explained why he never wore a shirt, then cut to Tristan with his shirt already off and then spinning it around with his arm.
- Brittnay and Tristan's little bonding together.Brittnay: Alright, first of all; you are fucking adorable and I love everything about you!Tristan: My god, right back at you, bitch!Brittnay: Oh my god, you're the bitch, you bitch!Tristan: No, you're the bitch.Brittnay: Bitch!Tristan: Bitch!Than: Someone call me bitch...Tanner: Okay, we get it! You're all bitches.
- Brittnay and Than are apparently watching a movie starring Ryan Gosling. If one poster in the background is any indication, it's Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal.
Episode 24: Pizza Street
- Soooo, Mrs. Van Buren isn't really pregnant at all... Though she first thought that she just lost her baby. This leads to the sisters talking about abortion. Mikayla said this isn't something to be laughed about then Cameron talks back, saying that she's the reason why it should be legal. Their mom had this to say:Mrs. Van Buren: Girls, girls! You're all treasures. Lovely, accidental treasures. Mistakes... but treasures!
- She's under the assumption of being pregnant... for two or three years?
- Her long, detailed activities that involve her consumption of alcohol... while the doctor and two of the girls look on and Mikayla shakes her head pitifully.
- As dramatic as the atmosphere the events that occurred, she then gives her daughters some money to send them off to Pizza Street. She decides to lie down for a while... at the doctor's clinic.Doctor: Uh, you can't go to sleep here.
- This:Shay: (crossly) Jeez, Mom! Did you really drag me out of school to find out you're a fatass?!Cameron: (just as crossly) Yeah, Mom! I was supposed to get an anal bleaching and a Brazilian today! And I was on jury duty! I just didn't go.
- Bridget Tice... that is all.Mikayla: Hello, do you serve Happy Meals?Bridget: The only true happiness comes in death.
- Her recalling with her manager's attempt to have his way with her:
Bridget: Get it? Get it? Sausage pizza...? I'm talking about my penis... - The bitch-off between Cameron and Bridget. The latter maintaining her "composure".Cameron: How about I come back there and KICK YOUR ASS!?Bridget: How about I give you an IQ test?
- The manager proudly stating that he's a survivor of testicular cancer while Cameron just stands, disgusted at every escalation of its mention.
- As soon as Bridget Tice mentioned the $4.25 all you can eat buffet, Deandra runs in with five dollars on her hand, telling her to keep the change.
- By the end, she picks a wide variety of pizzas. We know where this is going, even if she doesn't need to imply it.
Episode 25: Fun Times At Oak Park Mall
- "So if I wanna call you a bitch, I'ma call you a bitch, ya BITCH!"
- Upon noticing that Mackenzie Zales is going bald, she quickly proceeds to tweet about it.
- Tanya promised to help keep Mackenzie's stress levels to a minimum. She next mentioned running into her ex-boyfriend, Steven Carmicheal. Needless to say, she responded with much shock.
Mackenzie: YOU WHAT!!?!? I mean... you don't say! - Trisha and Trisha are really bonding on this one! It couldn't get any more hysterical. Especially when they declared that they have so much in common despite supposedly hating each other which leads to them grunting over the confusion and...um, noise making.
- Brittnay snapping at her mother on the phone, not even holding back on her swearing. When she meets up with Taylor, her mother cannot tell whether Brittnay's angry cursing outbursts are aimed at her or not.Brittnay: (sees Taylor) Oh, fuck. (to the phone) No, mom, not you! (hangs up, grumbling about her mother) Fucking bitch.
- The E-word? Funny thing is, nobody knows what it is. Dammit, Tanya! note
- The No Fourth Wall ending strikes again! This time, with both Trishas.
Episode 26: Cheer Tryouts
- Jenna Darabond's lack of appearance has been noted by Mackenzie and Trisha, whom the latter mentions has not been tagged in a Facebook photo since the winter carnival and that her last Facebook update period was the simple line "I am the one who knocks". To that end, Trisha has had six freshman watching Jenna's house in 24 hour rotations.
- The cheer squad laughing at a joke Brittnay made while Mackenzie kept saying "I pissed a little!"
- The montage of Judith and Rachel doing their part-time jobs.
- Judith trying to park while Rachel leads her from behind. Until...
Rachel: (wham!) MY SHIN! (slumps) Too far.- "WANNA BUY SOME KNIVES?" (Door slam)
- This is especially funny if you're familiar with the infamous Vector Marketing MLM scam
, which involves selling Cutco knives.
- This is especially funny if you're familiar with the infamous Vector Marketing MLM scam
- Trisha's reaction to Tristan:Trisha: Wow, she was really beautiful.
- Lunch Lady Belinda also attended the try-outs. She takes off her coat, revealing that she's wearing their uniform and Mackenzie saw that it didn't even fit. Which meant showed her lower parts, causing Brittnay to puke on cue.
- Her cheer routines at the end.
Lunch Lady Belinda: 2, 4, 6, 8! This is how I masturbate.Brittnay: Please, God no. - The "Epic Cheerleader Meltdown" video which is basically the uncensored version of Brittnay's Cluster F-Bomb from "Babes Having Babies".
- And Trisha apparently not realizing it was Brittnay in the first place until Brittnay points it out, at which point Trisha asks for her autograph.
Episode 27: Epic Cheerleader Meltdown
- On the way to the locker room, Than kisses Tanner which was no surprise to anybody why he'd suddenly do that...Matthew: Wow! So...this is happening.(...)Than: Yep. I'm gay.
- As is what happened ten minutes earlier, this was Than's weird way of proving his heterosexuality. To Brittnay, by the way.
- While Brittnay was looking at the views and comments of her "Epic Cheerleader Meltdown" video, Than told her about the parody videos which are none other than the winners of this contest.Brittnay: I'm gonna look at the comments while it's refreshing... "Brittnay Matthews is my hero". Oh, how flattering. I mean, I guess I can see that. "Brittnay Matthews is God", "Brittnay Matthews is greater than Jesus, the Beatles, and One Direction combined". I love you! "Brittnay Matthews is a lying little slut"? Wait, what? What the fuck? "Brittnay Matthews is a dumb"? Learn to type you shitbag!
Than: Babe, don't worry about it!
Brittnay: "Brittnay Matthews should die". How about you fucking die, Palomino728? How about that, you fucking piece of shit?
Than: Hey babe, why don't we talk about something else, like, uh, like my jawline? So angular, right?
Brittnay: I'm sorry, but someone like you wouldn't really understand what I'm going through right now.
Than: Aren't like 99% of your comments positive?
Brittnay: I don't give a fuck! I'm gonna hunt down every one of those people that's talking shit about me, and make them pay.
Than: Uh, babe, you've got millions of comments. I don't think you're gonna be able to do that.
Brittnay: Watch me. I'm gonna go buy a shit-ton of new shoes so that I can personally put a boot up every one of these assholes' assholes.- Special mention to the music video entry that was featured called "Fuck You Shay Van Buren".
- Special mention to the music video entry that was featured called "Fuck You Shay Van Buren"
- The clear assumption that Than is gay by Brittnay and then mentioning that every time they had sex, he cried.
- He said that he had allergies. To what? So Brittnay lifted her skirt up to show him her, uh... Anyway, it did not do so well judging from how Than reacted.
Than: Oh my god, it winked at me! - "The Reason You Suck" Speech by the football team... for a particular reason due to the guys using the F-word repeatedly but still sounding serious.Justin: Listen, Jonathan! We're glad you're finally able to come out. But that has nothing to do with why we don't fucking like you.Matthew: We don't like you for a whole bunch of reasons.Tanner: Reason #1: You're a fucking douchebag.Blaine: You also like to give nicknames to yourself! And no one else!Justin: You also like to loiter in the boys' locker room.Matthew: You also like to make fun of people with congenital birth defects.
- Than, shoehorning so much the typical attitude of a gay person, it's insulting Tanner.Than: We know, Tanner! Does everything have to be about you? God, calm yourself, girlfriend!
- Tristan showing up suddenly. Heaven knows how the hell he knew Tanner was making out with someone.
- Tanner lampshading Tristan's Offscreen Teleportation.
Tanner: Wait, did you run here all the way from Blue Valley?- When Tristan found out that it was Than.
Tristan: Ah! You bitch!(cue Bitch Slap)Than: Awesome!(Then they make out)Tristan: There! Now we're even. - Blaine is confused as always, but so is everyone else.Justin: Very much so, Blaine... Very much so...Tanner: Don't worry guys. This... this is very much one of our normal Wednesdays.
- The last comment regard Channing Tatum's name which they think is a dumb name. Including the surname which meant he has a "double terrible name". Concluding it's a "stupid idiot name".
Episode 28: Cheer Nationals Pt. 1
- TWAT: Television For Women & Tweens
- Also funny, is the 'A' part in TWAT is actually 'And'. Yet when it's laid out, it's presented as an ampersand.
- Grace Helbig as Jeannie Halverstad and while hearing her curse is funny—
Jeannie: Jesus titty fucking Christ!(...)Well, you smell like a skunk's taint.
- —the prior is her mentioning the channel they were being aired on which she mentioned without even a flinch on how awkward it would've been to say that.Jeannie: We'll be right back after this. You're watching TWAT!
- Overland Park finally makes it to cheer nationals and then cut to all cheerleaders saying "Who the fuck are you?" to each other.Brittnay: Jesus Christ. What a fucking shit show.Producer: Cut! ...I think you meant to say "what a fudging poop show"!
- Jenna still not up-to-date with everything.Jenna: Is this a TV show?Trisha: Our entire lives are TV shows...
- A Staten Island School For Girls cheerleader plans to wager with Overland Park but they're already rivals with another opposing team. She asks if Austin has a rival yet and when they said no, she promptly turns to them.SISG cheerleader: Hey Austin! You bunch of hipster, cowboy, weirdos! Who the fuck are you!?Austin cheerleader: (from afar) Who the fuck are you, partner?
- Even better, the SISG cheerleader apologizes for making assumptions when she learns the Overland Park squad already has rivals.
- Mackenzie is not allowed to curse because she'll lose more of her hair and Brittnay is also not allowed because she's currently on camera. So it's up to Trisha to put those 'b-words' in their place. Before proceeding...Trisha: I'm sorry about this.Trisha 2: (In a quasi-ominous tone) Do what you must...Trisha: I'll never forget you... (turns to them) You girls are shit. From a butt, that smells like...bitch. Which is what you are, as well, so fuck... in your butts. All the shit that bitches are, and- and you fuck that shit that's all in your butt and you put it in the f— the bitch that is your face (Brittnay starts to cut in), 'cause you're a fucking, butt!Brittnay: (Facepalming) Trisha, please stop.Trisha: (sighs in relief) Oh my god, how did I do?Trisha 2: You're great!Trisha: You're ALIVE!!
- The boys also managed to make it to cheer nationals. Than followed Tristan and Tanner and he's dressed in more typical gay clothing which included a pink tie up top and red short shorts.
- When the girls are now on the verge of giving up due to Ashley Katchadourian secretly joining Atchison, Deandra shows up to save the day, already in their uniform.Jenna: Oh great, the robot girl... Whatever the fuck that means!
- Trisha and Trisha 2 in The Stinger again, but this time, they have a freestyle cursing and having a big laugh whenever they come up with a dirty word. Trisha eventually came up with "gall bladder". They went along with it as the episode ended.Trisha 2: Shove a penis in your gall bladder!
- Mackenzie's jab at Saison who made the cheer team, but didn't show up until the week of Cheer Nationals. That was actually a reference to her baby bump. It's still pretty funny the way she says it.Mackenzie: And by the way, Saison, I'm really glad that this is the week you decided to start showing.
Episode 29: Cheer Nationals Pt. 2
- Than's "disgusted" reaction to the two cheerleaders that walked by. It sounded so... forced.Than: Oh gross, girls! Oh disgusting. Oh, the stomach— oh god, it's hurting. What about you Tanner?
- Deandra telling Brittnay she suddenly developed the vocabulary of Bob the Builder the minute she said "effing".
- "Bitch? Cunt? Little cunty bitch?"
- While in the flashback, Deandra specifically recalls throwing Ashley Katchadourian to the fountain along with her ongoing resolution that 'that flasher was not a flasher at all'.
- Deandra's naming conventions that always had something to do with some kind of apocalypse. These include: Piepocalypse 2013, Poopocalypse 2011 and Namepocalypse 2008.
- The Whoopsie Poopsie. Not only did she poop her pants, but also outside of her pants, on her cheer squad, everything within a 30-foot radius, and on the city!
- For some, the moment that sold this episode was Tanya's reference to Fullmetal Alchemist when she saw Deandra.Deandra: Oh funny. I've never heard that one before. (aside glance) Ever.
- The gasping Trishas. They talk about how it annoys some people. They gasp to an extent where Trisha coughs from too much air.
Episode 30: Cheer Nationals Pt. 3
- Than in order to be friends with Tanner had to give a blowjob to some random guy... who is implied to be Bert, Jeannie Halverstad's judging partner. What's more, Bert himself seemed to know little about whether he just got a blowjob from a man or a woman.
- Mackenzie's words of encouragement to her squad before they go on.Mackenzie: Okay girls! Here we go. Don't fuck this up!
- Than and his "Character Development".Than: Wow! My ex-girlfriend's on stage; my new gay friends are sitting next to me; I just blew a dude; a lot of character development for Than these days—Tanner: For the love of Micheal Bay, stop talking.
- Tanya and her Villainous Breakdown after losing to Overland Park, along with probably the most ear grating Cluster F-Bomb ever said by anybody in the show.
- While the guys are discussing the anonymous blowjob Tanner gave someone, Matthew's Team Dad qualities show. His hurried tone sells it:Blaine: You mean a glory hole?Matthew: Blaine, Blaine, sweet Blaine... don't get involved.
- When Than decides he's not gay after all:Tanner: You are the gayest of gay.
Than: No, Tanner, you're the gayest. ...Well, no. (gestures to Tristan) He's probably the gayest, actually.
