- Shaw and Than
Breaking the Fourth Wall to their pleasure during their phone call.Than: Oh yeah yeah, we're telling everybody.
Shaw: Oh, is that what we're doing right now?
Than: That's exactly what we're doing right now.
Shaw: We're fucking Incepting the fuck outta each other?
Than: That's exactly right. We're just doing everything short of looking at the camera.
Shaw: Oh cool cool, you wanna look in the camera right now?
Than: Let's do it. (they both look into the camera) - Some characters' "stupid fucking last minute" packing lists for France:
- Deandra's:
Yelp printout of France's best restaurants
Lavender scented quad quilted
Beginner's Guide To European Toilets
2 lb peanut butter—crunchy
4 bags of mini powdered donuts
Taco 12 pack w/ extra fire sauce
Condiment drawer from fridge
Easy bake oven
Hot dog casserole
Fiber supplements- Brittnay's:
Scrunchies & hairspray
TooFaced Better Than Sex Mascara
Teeth whitening strips
French style panties?
Mario Badescu rosewater face toner
Hydroxycut
Pardon My French: How To Offend in Other Languages
Push up bras
Mirror
Skittles
Condoms
Razors
Spanx
Telephoto lens- Than's:
KY Warming gel
Lambskin condoms
Anal beads
Chocolate whipped cream
Edible boxer briefs
Fleshlight
Fist mold
Gold Bond moisturizer
Extra Socks- Saison's:
Red and white striped, how do you say, t-shirts
Croque Madame & extra croutons
How do you say, Handbook, for the Metric, how do you say, System
Dior J'adore perfume
"Chocolat" film for my, how do you say, iPad
Wine opener
How do you say, baby stroller
My baby- Rachel & Judith's:
Gossip Girl Season 1
Gossip Girl Season 2
Gossip Girl Season 3
Gossip Girl Season 4
Gossip Girl Season 5
Gossip Girl Season 6
Extra berets
The KEWLEST Paris guidebook at Borders
Freshest panties we can find
Glasses
Extra head gear
Arm sling
License to rent French motorcycle & side car??
Mechanical pencils 0.5mm
Extra wide three ring binders
Gluten free pizza crusts
Recording equipment for Judy & Red- Trisha's:
Pool floaties
Trisha 2
Oh, The Places You'll Go! (LIKE FRANCE!!!!!)
The Lorax (book + DVD)
Green Eggs + Ham (the book, not brunch)
Gone Girl DVD
Armageddon DVD
Gigli DVD
Argo DVD
Ben Affleck photo book - Than's Final for Nutrition Class, titled "6 Reasons Why France Has The Sexiest Food".
- Brittnay's (last) French Class notes.BRB bathroooooooom timeeee (pee droplets on paper)<—ugh I missed a little while I was peeing!(next to little croissant doodles) How come whenever I try to draw a goddamn croissant it always looks like one of those weird-ass shits Deandra leaves floating in the girls' bathroom after Taco Tuesdays in the cafeteria?
- Jayna's receipt from the Duty-Free store at the Kansas City International Airport, and all the little details on it.
- Rachel and Judith's monthly playlists, which of course features things like songs played in Gossip Girl.
- Mackenzie's clearly rushed, ass-kissing, desperate email to Jeannie Halverstad.Sincereley [sic], with all my love,
Mackenzie
xoxox - Lunch Lady Belinda the art critic.
- Deandra's France pooping bucking list. It has to be seen in order for it to be believed.
- Texts between Mackenzie and Brittnay. Highlights include:Mackenzie: okay okayy
lets fucking kill them all?
Brittnay: lol yes deal
I'm gonna poison some fucking snails as soon as we land
...... how do you say....
(How do you say) EscarGO TO HELL BTCH
DONT use our fucking stickers right now. Esp not that one. Tacky af. - The stuff that the TSA takes away from Brittnay:
- Shuriken: "Traveler claims she is an ex-mercenary cheerleader and this was part of her uniform. I should really have handcuffed her for this, but I'm also scared of her."
- Nine Needles: "Traveler claims she needs Botox to keep her looking 'hot' because the toxins in the French air will 'ruin her fucking pores.' Needles are a no-no."
- Can of Hairspray: "I advised traveler that she could only bring 3.4 ounces of aerosol in her carry-on bag. She then grabbed the can and used the entire thing on her hair."
- Bacon: "Traveler explained that she wanted to 'fuck with the bomb dogs.' Bacon isn't illegal to carry, but I will always defend Rover's honor. That dog is a hero. Fuck this bitch."
- Bottle of Lube: "Again advised traveler of the 3.4 ounce liquid rule. She offered to use it on me if I let it go."
- Human Skull: "Traveler claims this was also part of her ex-mercenary cheerleader uniform but I can't wrap my head around this one. There's no way this is getting to France."
- Than reviewing scandalous sex tapes for his Film Class final.
- Saison's comments on potential Amazon items for Baby Brittnay.
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