- Illya randomly honking at Napoleon in "The Hong-Kong Shilling Affair." While remaining utterly stone-faced.
- In "The Deephole Affair", the not-so-innocent of the week (a small-time crook whom Thrush mistakes for their target) responds to the Big Bad's plot: destroying Western California with an earthquake, because Californians like sunlight and he doesn't, with exactly what the audience is thinking: "What is your problem?"
- Illya's utter disbelief at Count Zark's music-hall vampire routine in "The Bat-Cave Affair".
Funny / The Man from U.N.C.L.E.