- Barbara gently trying to stop Clive from becoming prematurely Blimpish:Barbara: Darling?Clive: Yes?Barbara: You're humming.Clive: Am I?Barbara: Mm-hm. It's a little habit you have.Clive: [beat] What'll I do if I don't hum?
- Angela and Theo in the car, when he first notices that she looks like Edith and Barbaranote :Theo: What is your first name, Miss Cannon?Angela: Angela.Theo: What a lovely name. It comes from Angel, doesn't it?Angela: I think it stinks. My friends call me Johnny.
- Clive and Hoppy reunited:Hoppy: I was awfully sorry to hear about your leg. [looks down] Jumping Jehosaphat! They're both there!Clive: What the hell did you think I was standing on?Hoppy: They told me in Bloemfontein that they cut off your left leg.Clive: [examines leg] Can't have, old boy. I'd have known about it.
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