- Conner's habit of falling asleep in class.
- Conner's insight on Sleeping Beauty:Conner: Don't piss off your neighbors, I guess.
- In the last book one of the witches steals Goldilock's son and Goldilocks chases her to get him back. The witch in a form of Deliberate Values Dissonance remarks exasperatedly that she doesn't understand how parents get so attached since they can just make another baby, making it sound like she just took a shoe or something similar that can be easily replaced.
Funny / The Land of Stories