- Just about anything involving John Mulaney, but particularly his anecdote about faking his death when confronted by a bear.
- Marc Maron and Thomas Lennon playing the part of a comedy duo on an airplane about to crash.Marc: Ah, hey, folks! Uh, don't— don't panic! I know there's a little turbulence, but Tom is going to show you the proper behavior to— to act when something like this is happening. Tom?Thomas: (beat) OH, FUCK! OH, FUCK ME!
Funny / The Jeselnik Offensive