What a honeymoon...
- Lila listening to the radio at high volume and singing nonstop throughout the trip, much to Eddie's horror.
- Lila's disturbingly kinky bedroom habits - she doesn't even know what the missionary position is.
- "FUCK ME LIKE A BLACK GUY, EDDIE!"
- On the second night the couple has painful sex, Eddie is so traumatized by the experience that he can't sleep, spending the rest of the night rocking terrified in a chair while Lila sleeps (and snores).
- Tito pretending to give a porn tape to Eddie right in front of Miranda and Martin.
- Any part with Tito, really.
- Eddie giving the mariachi band "The Reason You Suck" Speech. "Deh-deh-deh-dadada, deh-deh-deh DEHHHH!"
- Mac's ringtone for his wife.
- The post-credit scene, where Lila has rough sex with someone off-screen, while she screams happily that someone is finally doing it the way she likes. The camera shows who her new mate is: a horse.
