- Episode 3:
Solid Snake: Are you a hacker?Hal "Otacon" Emmerich: Yep, that describes me pretty well. *cuts off to static*Solid Snake: What's going on over there? *Dr. Hax appears* Let me guess...Dr. Hax: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!! THE HAAAAAAAAAAAX!Solid Snake: This guy kinda gives me the creeps.
- Otacon gets cut off and taken down by Dr. Hax for hacking into Kenneth Baker's personal files and for being a hacker in general. Hax replies to Solid Snake over codec with...well, what else?
- Episode 8: The Fred sketch. All of it.
- Episode 9:
Nick: Coach, you do that again, and I will bury you alive.
- GONO*RRHEA! *crotch bursts into flames and blasts a hole through the wall, while Coach screams like a raid siren*
Coach: (whimpers a bit and begins to...)
Coach: (his crotch lets loose again. Smash Cut to Coach's bird-flipping hand sticking out of the ground of Construct)
- The opening, where #1 constantly pesters Bo Schitt into going to a cinema with and watching various movies with the number 9 in their titles leading to a long montage of #1 saying "9!", buying their tickets (from a Vortigaunt ticket vendor no less) and #1 laughing at the movie in question. The montage gets faster...and just briefly in one point you can see #1 projectile vomiting everywhere instead of laughing.
- And after said intro, Bo Schitt keeps hearing #1's "9!" and laughter in his head until he finally snaps and, grinning like a maniac, slams his head on his keyboard numerous times, which somehow still manages to produce the episode in Sony Vegas!
- The Boomer sitting on people to the tune of "I Sit On You" He sits on a C4 explosive, Santa's lap, Sniper's perch blocking his view, Zoey ("OH GOD, HE'S CRUSHING ME!!",), a Tank, Dr. Hax's head and eventually falls into a bomb pit from Team Fortress 2, causing an explosion...and he still flies out of the pit to do more sitting on people.
- Episode 11:
Pink Covenant:....I do cocaine.
- The prologue. #1 surfs the web until his clock strikes midnight and his Youtube page changes to show its been a year since ep 10 was released. #1 crushes his can of Bonk (causing it to scream in a high pitched Scout voice) and attempt to get Bo Schitt to do the next episode. When he doesn't wake him up? He almost attacks him with a chainsaw...until he flashes back to episode 9's prologue and how Bo Schitt was able to make an entire episode in Vegas by headbutting his keyboard in a fit of grinning pique. So he smashes Bo Schitt with a wrecking ball...and this manages to produce ep 11 in an instant.
- Francis rejoicing upon seeing the safehouse entrance revealed, then driving a bumper car all the way there with the Super Sonic music from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 playing and him going "woooo!" every few seconds.
- Captain Keys...
Pink Covenant: (joins in on the screaming)
Starchild: Your time is at an end. You must decide.Wrex: I don't take orders from you. *whacks Starchild into a box*Starchild: SO BE IT! *Summons a Reaper who smashes Wrex's satellite dish.*
- Wrex channel surfing and the Starchild telling him to just choose a channel.
TF2 SKIT REQUIRED*cue shot of Heavy spazzing around in circles* set to music from Donkey Kong CountryQUOTA FULFILLED
- DO THE HARLEM SHAKE! *Isaac Stomp!* NO!
- At the end of the episode:
- Episode 12:
- The prologue has Das Bo Schitt sporting a new face and posting it online for all to see. The moment it gets a single downvote? #1 slams the same blender from Duke Nukem Foreverquest on his head and reverts Bo Schitt's face back to Male_07's. And then adds on Bo Schitt's head the same blue bag-like hat he's had in certain other videos.
- Bo Schitt's subsequent attempts to buy alcohol which are stymied by his ID still having his uglier new face. Barney Calhoun is not impressed. And Bo Schitt ends up in jail for use of a fake ID.
- RED Spy tries on AXE bodyspray for his upcoming date with BLU Scout's mother. note
- The introduction of Chuckles the Cheat's new rival, one Dennis the Douchebag. Their subsequent hack battle afterward. And said rival having a reality hacking iPhone.
- Max Payne breaking his hip post dramatic dive. And dying of pain pills overdose afterward.
- Episode 13:
Walt: "I am the one who knocks!"Jesse: "BITCH!!!"
- Bill pelvic thrusting in front of Fem!Shep and Garrus in the middle of a make-out session, set to a mix of the Mass Effect 2 club music and the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme. The best part is that Garrus actually gives him a thumbs-up.
- The Breaking Bad segment: Walter White and the Scout walk up to a house. The Scout knocks, drawing Walts ire (only he's allowed to knock), causing him to break the Scout's neck with the door before Jesse disposes of his corpse with acid (and destroys a bathtub and ceiling in the process).
- In the opening #1 rescues Bo Schitt from prison by crashing Gordon Freeman's car through the walls of his jail cell (crushing Renamon in the process). What sells the scene is #1's enthusiastic waving at him. Also, the fact that Bo Schitt's cellmate is Renamon.
- Episode 14:
BLU Medic: What the hell are you doing?!
- The prologue. Gordon Freeman FINALLY gets a lead from his Mafia pal as to where #1 went with his car. Cue Mafia guy asking Freeman if he understands...and since Gordon Freeman is Gordon Freeman, he can't speak over the phone, just nod...which the Mafia guy can't see, so he assumes Gordon might be fucking with him and puts a contract out on him. Ooops.
- At one point in the PAYDAY 2 skit, Dallas and Chains pick the locks on windows by spinning in place while repeatedly shouting "Picking!" Then Michael accidentally alerts a guard and lobs a crowbar at the guy, sending him flying through a shaft window. Chaos ensues to the tune of "Green Bird."
- Nicole Brennan still haunts Isaac Clarke to this day, even as he goes to the bathroom. Result? Isaac beats himself senseless trying to get rid of her. The BLU Medic walks in and the Liar Liar reference kicks in resulting in Isaac being committed.
Isaac: I'm kicking my ASS! DO YOU MIND?
ATM: Hey kid.
- The trials and tribulations of poor Michael De Santa. Tries to practice his gun skills in the middle of a desert on a single glass bottle with not a soul around? Cue the blue fury of the entire LSPD coming down on him. Tries to brush up his heist skills with PAYDAY 2? Cue the above skit, ending with Michael getting server banned and hanging himself in shame. Tries to pay his hospital bills? Sorry, Aiden Pearce hacks the money out of existence and the bank's "security" (consisting entirely of one inanely grinning Arne Magnusson) kicks Michael in the butt. It's the sort of shit Trevor would love to watch.
- The way Aiden Pearce saunters past the ATMs to cheery music in the Watch_Dogs skit (after screwing things up for other characters), complete with Wacky Sound Effects, is pure Looney Tunes, and very hilarious.
Aiden Pearce: (slides in front of the ATM as a face appears on its screen)
ATM: I'm a comPUter.
Aiden:...(looks at it quizzically)
ATM: Stop all
Dr. Hax: THE HAAAAAAX!!
Chuckles: DOWNTOWN! (tosses a monitor at Aiden)
- And then Dr. Hax catches up to him, first through his protege Chuckles the Cheat throwing a monitor at him, and then, after Aiden knocks Chuckles down with his rod, by sandwiching the sap between two ATMs.
- It's then followed up with Hax and Chuckles teleporting away from where they dealt with Aiden to clean up a crash he had caused earlier in the skit. Hax hands Chuckles a broom and...Chuckles: Aw, crap.
- Aiden's response to causing said crash?Aiden: I am teh good guy! LOLOLOLOL
- Episode 15:
Mafia guy: In case people are too fuckin' stupid to connect the dots, I'm hiring you cut off his balls, okay? Yeah. Fuck yourself"
- The prologue. Remember when Gordon Freeman's muteness led to an irritated mobster putting a hit out on him? Remember that pair of garden shears that the last episode's prologue faded out on? Turns out said shears are infact sentient and happen to be a Mafia assassin, who proceeds to fatally cut off Freeman's balls as he tries to steal his car back from #1.
J. K. Simmons as Terence Fletcher: You're done."Andrew Neiman": I'M UPSET!
- Freeman VS #1. #1 proves to be the one Metrocop that Freeman can't beat as every single weapon he tries from his Combien pulse rifle to a tank up to a giant chessboard gets slapped out of his hand. #1 slaps Freeman and tells him to "Stop it."
- The Whiplash abridged video. A schoolband consisting of Bowser Jr., Link, Tali'zorah, a piano playing Turian and a dual-wielding baseball bat drummer as Miles Teller as Andrew Neiman has got to be a brilliant idea for a band. They even have a random HL2 civvie as J. K. Simmons. It'd be great, that is, if baseball bat guy knew how to drum. "SHITSACK!"
- The origins of Foxy, his madness and exactly why he was decommissioned harder than the other Fazbear gang members. The kids he was meant to entertain (whilst Freddy Fazbear and the others rocked out on stage) include Isaac and the Star Child. And Star Child ends up stabbed to death, mostly thanks to them staring at an obviously unstable (and potentially scopophobic) Foxy. Cue Freddy calling Foxy out, Foxy proclaiming innocence... and stabbing Star Child one more time. Cut to present day and Mike Schmidt catching poor Foxy raiding his fridge. Whatever Foxy did to Mike must have been messy. The resultant blood's enough to blow a hole in the pizzeria!
- Francis' new Evolve-brand jetpack fails on him. He never stood a chance.
- Mario carrying out Nintendo's copyright-striking will. Including his backward long jumping up a flight of stairs and right through the city. He even goes so far as to copyright take down a kid who drew a Mario pic. Even Ubisoft's logo-headed rep is appalled.
GOT REKT. THAT'S NOTHING NEWELL.
- Football-helmet Kleiner mocking a Zoidberg Headcrab as it tries to play Dark Souls. Finally, Zoidcrab can take it no longer.
- GaBAN! Especially when a Jackal, who's playing a game with what we can only assume is a fucking lunatic on cocaine, flails its arms around and cries like a baby before repeatedly slamming its claws on the Alert button to report him and get him banned. Not to mention Gaben doing so to what seems to be a dubstep remix of "Fuck Her Right In The Pussy!"
This video is no longer available due to a "fuck you" from Nintendo.That Majora's Mask parody wasn't funny anyway, lel. *Mask Salesman laugh*
- The Jackal's opponent, xLone_Wolf420xX from the above skit. Flails about madly playing first person shooters, gulps down Mountain Dew by the gallon, vomits Doritos, slaps rapid parody gamer text and explosion/dancing Snoop Dogg gifs onscreen everywhere and generally causes grief for the Jackal. And then Lone_Wolf's reaction to getting banned. Walking the streets depressed while "The Lonely Man" plays. This would be depressing...if it wasn't raining Mountain Dew everywhere and "The Lonely Man" wasn't being played on airhorns.
- Even better, one of the "rapid parody gamer text"s is just "Sample Text".
- The Resident Evil 5 skit. Chris Redfield's steroided, Liefeldian arms can launch Sheva, or humans of her size into space. Also, Albert Wesker is the fucking Moon! And Sheva smacking into Wesker launches him into a Colony Drop rage. ("CHRIS!! TIME TO DIE, CHRIS!") Oh and a split second cameo from Slender Man.
- Oh and then the conclusion to Chris VS Moon-Wesker is taken down by a Nintendo Copyright Attack.
- "Computer Quest", the 200K Subscriber Milestone video, has Bo Schitt's computer break just as he's about to finish publishing episode 10. He proceeds to rip the Letterboxing off the video, break his own window, snort the glass and go on an offscreen rampage before #1 snaps him out of it by reminding him of the milestone, where his anger finally gives way to resignation. #1 sees the broken rig before proceeding to engage in EXTREME COMPUTER BUILDING by launching himself out the chimney and going on his own rampage to harvest the parts.
Funny / The Gmod Idiot Box