Funny / The Gentleman Pirate

• SSSTTTTEEEEEEEEEEDDDDEEEE!!!
• When the Quartermaster took a direct cannonball shot, Stede Bonnet was trying to keep him alive, frantically trying to push his entrails back in before flipping the body upside down, only for the blood and viscera to erupt everywhere like a fountain, and the Quartermaster was briefly alive to give his last words over this.
• The sheer power of the line "Chapter 108, the very hungry caterpillar is on trial for his war crimes."
• The whole sequence where the camera cuts between Bonnet's crew preparing for a plunder, tense with dramatic music, and Bonnet himself struggling to get changed.
• Then there's this interaction:
  Stede Bonnet: Drunk on the job? This isn't some diddling, is it?
  Crewmate: No—
  Stede Bonnet: Recite the ABCs backwards!
  Crewmate: I can't read—
  (Bonnet whacks him)

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