- Frying Nemo
Marlin: A fish can breathe out here!Billy Mays: Not anymore!Coral: Look!The Cat in the Hat: Eggs! EGGS! EGGS!Pumkin: Give me the eggs! No!(Coral glances up and down)Old Spice Guy: Look down, back up. The EGGS are now diamonds!(cha-ching sound as Fry pops up with a fistful of cash)Medic: Free money!(Coral attempts to fight the barracuda/Pumkin, but gets killed)
- From the beginning:
Smokey: You got knocked the fuck out, maa-aam!Marlin: Coral? CORAL?! (peers into a hole) Coral?Mr. Krabs: Co-raaaaaaal!(static)Marlin: Coral?Carl: Uh...(static)Fred: FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!
- After Marlin is knocked unconscious:
Parent: Hey, you're a clownfish! (terrifying face closeup) You're a joke!Marlin: Clownfish are no fu-Parent: TELL US A JOKE!Marlin: I know one joke, heh heh... (proceeds to recite a Dane Cook joke) He actually did like the robot from '85. PUH! PWAHHHH![beat]Bill O'Reilly: SUCKS!
- At one point, Marlin is looking around the corner, with a terrified look on his face and scary music in the background. And then he cries loudly as the Tumblr logo flies past.
- This moment:
Mr. Ray: OOOOOOOOooooooooooooohhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?Kids: SPONGE-Ric Flair: BED!
- Marlin suggests that Nemo go play over on SpongeBob, before he gets blocked for copyright by Viacom.
- This later becomes a Brick Joke:
- I'm obnoxious!
- Nemo attempting to pronounce the word "anemone" is funny enough in the original, but it gets taken Up to Eleven here.
Bill Nye: Take a look at this! It's a—Alex Trebek: strobe lights--Bill Nye: Simulator of science! (clicks camera; strobe lights appear)
- Marlin insults the seahorse parent by calling him "pony boy", followed by a warning from the author about the incoming comment war.
- Nemo turning emo.
- CUT 4 NEMO
- Marlin strangling Nemo akin to Homer strangling Bart, and then throwing him at the boat, causing it to sink.
- "He touched the butt." (Rim Shot) "TEN OUTTA TEN!"
Bruce: How'd you morsels like to get raped?
- Directly when the strobe lights appear, the text "STROBE LIGHTS 4: OCEAN COMMOTION" is shown over Squidward (in a purple leotard), a Fillet-o-Fish, and a trio of dolphins dancing to Grandtheft's Mobbin. No, really.
- "You think this is funny? It's not fucking funny!"
- This moment:
Marlin: FUCK NO!
- As Marlin, Dory, and Bruce are heading towards Subway:
Gabe Newell: That's what I get for working at Microsoft!
- "The fish meeting has o-fish-ially come to fish order! Let's say the pledge. Fish are food! Not friends! (static) Fish are fish oil! (static) Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
- "My name is Bruce. I'M HAVIN' FISH TONIGHT!"
- "Hello, MY NAME IS Marlin."
- Bruce getting high off Dory's blood, then trying to rape her and Marlin.
- In one variation on the scene of the missile hitting the mine, the missile is replaced with the Microsoft logo and the mine is replaced with a Creeper. When they touch, the Creeper explodes.
- ReFrying Nemo:
Marlin: It's gone. I've lost the ass mask.Dory: Where'd you drop it?Marlin: YOU DROPPED IT!Dory: Where'd you drop it?Marlin: YOUUU dropped it!Dory: Hey Mr. Gay Gills! (loud puckering sound) You know what you gotta do?Marlin: I don't wanna know what you gotta do.Dory: Do?
- Let's just say you know you're in for a good time when the thumbnail has Bear Grylls as the baby from Nirvana's Nevermind with Illuminati symbols for eyes.
- This is easily Lemon's craziest. Nearly eight and a half minutes of sheer, random, hilarious insanity, with the gags just piling up on one another.
- The camera zooms in on a Buzz Lightyear action figure in the dentist's waiting room, accompanied by audio from the commercial in the first movie and a split-second message reading "Toy Story 5 confirmed".
- Nemo has an encounter with Freddy Fazbear, and then Yogi Bear, and finally Smokey Bear, who reveals himself to be Pedobear (no points for guessing what he does next).
- Nemo becomes Batman after Pearl tells him his dad is probably dead.
- The entire internet debate scene.
- Gill refusing to help Nemo out of the tube, followed by the latter getting sucked in and ground up by the filter.
- This moment:
Marlin: Do you see anything?Dory: I see dead people.Edd: That's disturbing...Marlin: Do you see anything?Dory: I SEE Bud Light!Scout: Drink it in, pal! That's how failure tastes!("Stand Up for Rock n' Roll" starts playing)
- Dory annoys Marlin by singing "Stayin' Alive", "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA", and "Don't Stop Believin'", before being interrupted by a loud "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
- Pretty much the entire scene where Marlin and Dory are in the dark.
- An octopus covers the screen in ink, and then Zoidberg, with a BP hard hat on, comments "You call that an ink defense?"
- Dory reads the writing on the mask:
Squidward: Shut up! (smacks him)
- Dory mentions Richard Sherman, who overhears his name being mentioned, makes a mad dash to the sea, and yells "Don't you ever talk about me!" at Marlin.
Marlin: Is the scary black man gone?(canned laughter)Text: "A Walt Disney Production"(the last four notes of the current Disney jingle plays, and a picture of Walt Disney flipping the bird fades in)(Beat)Black Kid: RACIST!!!
- Even better, Sherman passes by a painting of Sherman's March to the Sea.
- The long joke ends with this:
- The Duck Song is edited to have the titular duck robbing the lemonade stand at gunpoint.
- The Stinger:
- PanFrying Nemo
- "Darla's coming in THREE DAYS!"
- Marlin calling Dory a gay fish, with an image of Ellen DeGeneres pasted over her.
Crush: No hurlin' on the shell, dude.Marlin: (vomits)Crush: Fuck you, dude.
- The entire cyber-bullying scene.
- The school of fish forming the shape of the trench...and, predictably, two planes fly into the formations.
- The whole Mario Kart portion. After a brief reference to Mushroom Gorge, it shows a scene where a randomizer is picking a course between nine votes, eight of which are all for Mushroom Gorge and one for a random course. It lands on the random course vote, which is revealed to be Rainbow Road. "What the fuck?!" "DEMOCRACY AT ITS FINEST", then there's a sequence of Marlin and Dory bouncing on the jellyfish to a rainbow filter with the Rainbow Road theme from Mario Kart DS playing. There's a pause, the "nostalgia filter" is changed from 100 to 0 percent, and it shows scenes of characters getting knocked off of Rainbow Road via items, one of them even being flushed down a toilet as he falls.
Marlin: How do you know when they're ready?Painty: Are you ready kids!?Turtles: Aye-aye, SpongeBob!Painty: I'm not SpongeBob, you stupid fucks!Turtles: Yeah-yeah!
- Marlin seeing an unconscious Dory...and stealing her wallet.
- In the parody of the State Farm commercial where the guys are surrounded by buffalo, they say the slogan...only for a buffalo to appear behind them.
- "EA Sports. It's in the-GAAAAAAAAAAY!!"
- The ending, featuring The Gingering finally arriving. All the characters of the series stop what they're doing and look up at the approaching apocalypse. But Nemo puts it best:
Slow Ride - FoghatAstronomy Domine - Pink FloydHallelujah Chorus - HandelShine on, You Crazy Diamond - Pink FloydMove, Bitch - LudacrisMexico - Neighbours From Hell 2 soundtrackFreaks - Bionic Jive
- The list of songs used is changed to reflect The Gingering, with all the time stamps changed to 6:66. The actual list:
Ginger Ride - SoulhatApocalypse Domine - Red-Haired FloydHail Satan Chorus - HandeathSmash on, You Crazy Fish - Red-Haired FloydGinger Bitch - LudacrashHexico - Gingers From Hell 2 soundtrackFreaks - Behemoth Ginger
- The new version:
- DeepFrying Nemo:
Marlin: You already 5?Squirt: Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM!
- This friendly little exchange:
- Darla playfully biting at the dentist's finger is edited to look like she bit his finger off.
- The beginning, with YouTube comments demanding Part 4 with the "mine" seagulls.
- This part when Marlin and Dory are flopping on a dock, accompanied by a Magikarp.
Funny / The Frying Nemo Saga