- Mac and Paul in a cubicle in the girl's bathroom.Girl: Oh. I aint got any toilet paper. You got some?Paul: *rolls the toilet paper under the cubicle to the next one.*Girl: * Wipes. Flushes. Leaves.*Paul: ...Theres the female mystique fucked, then.Mac: Sadly, that might genuinely have been the most sexual experience of my entire life.
- The conclusion of Paul's fantasy of Jay.Paul: ...Ookay then.
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