- Billy tries reasoning with Quicksilver when Quicksilver came to prevent Magneto and the Young Avengers search for Wanda. Quicksilver snatches him up in the space of a beat panel and runs off with him.
- Then Tommy catches up with them and proceeds to beg Pietro to race him, all the while Billy and Pietro are trying to have a serious discussion with Billy still hanging over Pietro's shoulder!
- Billy's letter to Teddy when he leaves to search for Wanda is a mix of Funny and Heartwarming:Billy: Dear Teddy, you are without a doubt the best boyfriend in the entire world. You're kind. You're generous. You threaten to maim people for me.
- This exchange.Quicksilver: Howisshe? Issheallright? ImustspeakwithmysisteratonceHawkeye: What's that noise?Iron Man: That is the noise Pietro makes right before he's tossed out of the air lock.
- Eli and Kate discussing The Sons of the Serpent.Patriot: They're white supremacists.Hawkeye: To be fair, they also hate gays and lesbians.
- Both Beast and Hawkeye tell about their friendly meeting with a depowered Scarlet Witch, which of course means Hawkeye slept with her. Young Avengers show up and tell about that Scarlet Witch was Actually a Doombot. Flat "What" from Hawkeye, huge smiles for Jessica Jones and Beast.
Funny / The Children's Crusade