Funny / The Big Knights

• The knights are sent on a mission while wearing hats of invisibility and nothing else. They ask for directions to a group of passing nuns... and being polite and chivalrous knights, take their hats off to do so.
• "You've covered my entire country in pig manure."
• Sir Kiftskate enters the chivalry classroom and bows.
  'Sir Kiftskate: What have I just done?
  Sir Boris: You came in!
  Sir Kiftskate: No...
  Sir Morris: Yes you did! I saw you!
• The Big Knights are taking snacks from a (disguised) witch, who pours them drinks from a bottle marked with a skull as she asks them about the village games. When Morris happily mentions that the games include "throw the old witch", a game where you find an ugly old witch and throw her for sport, the witch pauses, puts the bottle marked with the skull back, and grabs one marked with three skulls.