- Al getting drunk on his first night back home, going out with his wife and daughter. He ends up roleplaying that he's still overseas and Milly is another woman. She snarkily plays along."You didn't tell me you were married."
- After Homer leaves the bar, a waiter comes to the table to take the order. Al — who is already standing up — grabs the waiter by the hand and starts waltzing with him.
- Woody Merill sums it up nicely when Peggy asks what's wrong with Fred and Marie's marriage."Nothing, except one slight detail. They don't like each other."
- Peggy later (after Fred has broken it off with her) grumpily saying her career as a home wrecker is now over.
Funny / The Best Years of Our Lives