- Every single Judge Trudy sketch.
- Penelope's video of Amanda arguing with an umbrella.Amanda: YOU'RE WRONG UMBRELLA! YOU'RE WRONG!
- At the end of the first "Stranded" sketch, The Bailiff and Judge Trudy are the only people left in the car. Then, they realize the keys to the car are still in the ignition—and naturally, they take advantage of this, after also realizing that the prize money is in the trunk.Narrator: No, no, no, uh-uh, wait, wait, you can't do that! That's not in the rules! Alright, come back! Alright, bring that car back! Hey...HEY, COME ON! I'M SERIOUS! (sigh) Next time, take the keys out!Agent: Sorry!
- Prior to that, when it comes time to vote someone out of the car, everyone votes Debbie out, whose repeating of "I like eggs." has clearly gotten on everyone else's nerves. Debbie doesn't even vote for a fellow contestant or complain about being voted out; she just casts a vote for "eggs". She's pulled out of the car by force immediately afterwards.
- The "Blockblister" sketches are full of this. 3 Funny Foreigners who are happily immune to criticism deal with angry customers complaining over receiving the family's special bootleg movies rather than the real thing. Hilarity Ensues."This movie better! MUUUUCH BETTER!"
"...lipple? (beat) What the heck's a LIPPLE?!"
- The kid's dumbfounded reaction to receiving Stuart Lipple instead of Stuart Little.
"I think it means... (Shakes his head in alarm) HE CRAZY!"
- In the same sketch, (a prototypical) Lewbert shows up completely angry at the store, upon getting F-Men instead of X-Men. Then, after they play the bootleg tape, proto-Lewbert responds by screaming, then tearing his arm off his socket and using that as cash.
- Better yet, usually with the second guy's unconventional reaction to the video, "Papa" rationalizes it as something positive. Somehow. Always. But here?
"ILL PAY YOU WITH THIS! (normal voice) And then I rip my arm off..."
- Even better near the end of the show, he has to recreate the scene for an audience member who was in the bathroom and missed it.
- In one "Dooper" sketch, a lady is given pea soup.Woman: Ooh! This smells odd yet kind of familiar! What's in this pea soup?Doreen's Dad: Well, let's just say I made it myself.
- Totally Kyle appearing on So You Wanna Win Five Dollars?.Host: Name any color.Kyle: 7! (buzzer)Host: Name any number!Kyle: Andrew Johnson! (buzzer)Host: What's the opposite of hot?!Kyle: WAY hot! (buzzer)Host: How do you spell "PAPER"?!?!Kyle: R-A-D-I-O! (buzzer)Host: What's 5 + 3?Kyle: Australia! (buzzer)Host: WHAT PLANET DO YOU LIVE ON?!Kyle: FALSE! (buzzer)Host: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!Kyle: ...so many things. (2 buzzers; 1 short, 1 long)
Host: "PLEEEASE GIVE ME A MOMENT TO SUPPRESS MY DEEP HATRED.....there."
- And then this one with Tony Pajamas and Judge Trudy. It can be perfectly summed up with 7 words: Tony uses his lifeline to order pizza.
- A poem by Mother Caboose. In particular, this line:Mother Caboose: Since she never wore shoes, she had many a blister
People would ask her "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, SISTER!?"
- Pretty much all of the crank call segments.
- "YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! THE NUMBER YOU'VE DIALED IS WRONG!!!"
- Special mention goes to one (that used to be on the website) wherein Mr. Oldman is told "Please knock yourself out with the phone." and he smacks himself. "It didn't work! I'm still conscious! Still not working! It didn't-that did it."
- In the last episode, Mr. Oldman never makes it to the phone, as a series of falls prevents him from reaching it. The girl just gives after awhile.
- During one of the Penelope sketches, Penelope's little brother, Preston, is accompanying her on her latest Zany Scheme. He asks her, in the funniest but most serious little voice, "Does Mom know you missed your psychiatrist's appointment?"
- Both of the times Melody and Thad sing as entertainers at a restaurant and a wedding especially: Bring me a bag I am vomiting!
- The Rock-A-Bye Ralph sketch. Amanda gets scared during a thunderstorm, so her parents get her the Rock-A-Bye Ralph doll to help her go to sleep. The problem is, Ralph will not shut up about going to sleep. He continues talking after Amanda removes his batteries, and she tries to destroy him with a chainsaw. When that doesn't work, she gets Scooper, her dog, to tear him to pieces... and Ralph still talks from inside Scooper's stomach.
Funny / The Amanda Show