Funny / The Alien Series

• During the car chase near the end of Alien Tango, Kitty accidentally calls Emergency Assistance. Solely to have someone to talk to, she keeps them on the line, and ends up ranting to Gloria the Emergency Assistance agent about, among other things, the anti-alien asshole trying to run her down and her various love interests. Near the end of the conversation, we get this gem:
  Kitty: Um, how many other agents are there listening in?
  Gloria: We have seven agents who want to send a helicopter immediately, five who think you’re crazy, and two marriage proposals, sight unseen.