Funny / The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

• "What are you telling me? This is an ABBA turd?"
• Cynthia's performance is edgy and hilarious even for the standards of this movie.

  Adam: Ugh! You can't do that with a ping-pong ball!

  Bernadette: Wanna bet?

• "It's not purple. It's lavender!"
• Bernadette pets a cute dog. When she asks the owner its name, he replies "Herpes", and she immediately and silently backs off. The owner continues to talk about his dog:
  "If she's good, she'll heel."