- "What are you telling me? This is an ABBA turd?"
- Cynthia's performance is edgy and hilarious even for the standards of this movie.
- Adam: Ugh! You can't do that with a ping-pong ball!Bernadette: Wanna bet?
- "It's not purple. It's lavender!"
Funny / The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert