Funny / Tales From My D&D Campaign

Episode 01: Seeds of Adventure

• Literately the first thing that appears on screen after Demonac says "dangerous Orcs" is NOT AN OXYMORON !
• The bears that attacked Draven and Black are first represented by Care Bears, only for it to be X'ed out and replaced with D&D Bears, with a BETTER in all caps on the screen.
• The fact that everyone knows that the Fetch Quest will be harder than its made out to be.
• The party's reaction to finding that Bob is a Kua-Toa:

The party: Sheeeet...

• While explaining what the Kua-Toa, turns out that D&D names them as Kuo-Toa, but he calls them Kua-Toa, because "[He] can change things. Cause [he's] the Game Master"
• Apparently, the Deluvians weren't happy that the Illud rebelled against the empire.

The Deluvians: What the Fudge?!

• Nobody is sure if the Illud are the Neutral Empire, or the slightly less Evil Empire, complete with No Smoking near super-lasers or handicap parking, and equal opportunity employer.
• Brought before a mysterious white sapling that defies physics and unsure what to do, they try asking it what it wants them to do... Cue a giant Warforged lumberjack decimating the forest.

The party: Ohh... Now I get it.

• Rather then fight the Warforged lumberjack, they have Draven talk to it because he "likes machine and magic metal crap." Draven ask the bot if he has a external off switch. The lumberjack reponse?

NO. THAT WOULD BE SILLY

• The above then causes Draven laugh out-of-character.

Draven: (laughing) Its true! Its so true!

• As Demonac explains what the Warforged are, an primitive golem ask who it was, while the other one tells it to "JUST HIT STUFF."
• Draven, not wishing to fight the lumberjack, flat out asks it if it could move out of the way of the spirit sapling. This works.
• The "distinct sound of a invisibility cloak turning off", just has the word RIPOFF appear on screen.
• Just like with the bears, the Kua-Toa is X'ed out and replaced with a Street Sharks action figure. Only this one also gets X'ed out... but its the best he could find, so he keeps it.

Episode 02: When Everything Goes to Hell

• Previously; the party's "easy Fedex mission" runs into a bit of a snag when they find a giant sharkman using a Street Sharks action figure, which gets X'ed out... and then returns, with armor drawn on it.
  • Turns out Demonac jumped the gun when he said that "everything went to hell" when he said it last episode.
• The party saw the sharkman as an aggressive dick, and knew that the more aggressive he was, the closer they are to saying:

Party: We don't have to take this! Eat sword, mace, chain... and crossbow.

• Anytime B'ob speaks.
• B'ob explaining that they don't need the magic spoon due to having a power economy and "tons of farming."
• When the Warbond attacks and attempts to throw racist insults at the Illud. Only that its just fish puns and whatnot.
• The Warbond is attacking B'ob and the other Kua-Toa, and the party... is still on the fence whether they should help them or leave them since they sympathize with them.

Episode 19: Goodplace

• A picture of the Rajs with some funny subtitles are shown during episode 19. Lord Kintamazu is simply "The Researcher," but Lady Hazemura and Lords Manxaze and Kinekoro are "The Sensible One," "The Fat One," and "The Sexy One" respectively.

Episode 25: Stop Breaking Draven!

• The Feywild does not agree with poor Dravin.
  • "Stop breaking Dravin!"

Episode 27: Chains of the Vampire King

• Demonac's irritation that the party managed to easily clear an encounter through a combination of sealing off one of the two creatures and rolling high enough to avoid the other one taking their weapons.

Episode 29: Da Rules

• Little One discovers a giant six-legged horse on their trip to the Shadowfell. Not only does he insist on taking it home with him, he makes it his Follower through his Leadership skill, gets it crafted armor and names it... Rainbow Dash.

Episode 30: Still Hella Ka

• Shortly after Little One gets his Ring of Arming.
  Little One: "I'm holding my new spear. I'm also not wearing anything."
  Angel: "You're naked?"

Episode 32: Why Are We Talking to These Guys?

• The reason why this episode is named as it is - upon encountering a pair of goo monsters underground the party starts a conversation with them about what they're doing there and who sent them, before both sides realize that they should really be fighting the other side.

Episode 35: The Northern Terminus

• Upon realizing the tunnel towards Polaron goes under the ocean, Angel opens it to find it hasn't been broken and is dry... and then Black casts Water above her, just for the hell of it.

Episode 39: He's Drinking Our Treasure!

• While in Polaron, they locate the main power source - partially damaged already.
  Little One: (to Draven) "You think you can repair this thing?"
  Draven: "Probably... f*ck it, sure I can. I'm supremely confident."
  Little One: "Okay, good enough for me."
  (Little One proceeds to tear a massive gash down one side)
  Draven: "I didn't think that's what you meant!"
  (...)
  Draven: "No, no, no, no!"
  Little One: "It's done."
  Draven: "No, f*ck!"
  Little One: "I thought you said you could fix it?"
  Draven: "Yeah, assuming it was still working!"

Episode 41: Never Split the Party

• Little One and an invisible Angel are down in Polaron's portal room, investigating a strange small lizard. Angel decides to switch to her fire-resistant suit she'd picked up earlier.
  Little One: "You're just putting on a suit in the middle of the room?"
  Angel: "You can't see me."
  Demonac: (as Little One's 'See Invisible' mark appears over his head on screen) "Actually, he can."
  Angel: "Gah!" (hides behind the central lift shaft)

Episode 43: Surprise Guest

• In the opening events of the battle with the Monitor in episode #43, Draven gets shot by a poisoned crossbow bolt... except Demonac hadn't written down what poison it was.
  Demonac: You know what? You saved against the poison, because I fumbled my "writing a character" check.

Episode 44: Ride the Lightning

• The lead-up to the episode Title Drop.
  Little One: My dad? I don't even know if he's still alive. Making love to a dragon can't be too safe.
  Myulana: Or two dragons.
  (playing of the raw session audio of the players' reactions, most of which is Draven going "WHOOOOOOOOA!")

Episode 56: Deathmoor

• Draven gets spritzed by the spring and falls unconscious for a brief time. During this time, he has a vision of Oluana, the spring's spirit, granting him immortality and explaining how it works - to the tune of "Friend Like Me." That she looks like a blue-skinned anime schoolgirl just makes it funnier.