Tails Gets Trolled
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Chapter One Fat Troll: U Mad? U Mad? U look mad U stupid bitch! The traumatized face that Tails makes ◊ upon being trolled.
Shadow: Fuck you trolls Shadow: They can't troll you if their dead Sonic: Stop there's no need for any villians. Sonic: I'm so mad, I'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be so mad. Knuckles: Man it sure took a long time buring that fat guy. "High Shovel!" Not long thereafter, Knuckles waking up in a threeway with Rouge - and Donkey Kong. Knuckles: What the fuck? Donkey Kong: Banana. Troll: The blue faggot is mine! Sonic tries to solve the dispute without violence. The trolls make crude comments about his girlfriend and his response is to go Dark Super Sonic immediately. A random troll's reaction to Sonic killing another nameless troll. Troll: No! Why did you kill him? I love him! Shadow: Don't worry man I took care of the fat one. It's all cool man, I know all about the taste for blood! Sonic's reaction to killing trolls. Sonic: Shit, I failed! Alex The Emo Troll's hilariously pseudo nihilistic trolling of Silver. Alex: It is trully sad that peaces of shit are born in this world without a meaning. Then there's this gem: Another random troll's reaction to Mario. Chapter Two Shadow assigning "code names" to the Troll Slaiyers, which quickly devolves into -esque bickering about what nickname everyone wants to have. Reservoir Dogs The "code names" themselves: They are The Awesome (Shadow, who may have some slight bias in calling himself that), The Power (Hulk), The Gay (Bugs), The Bastard (Teemo), The Guy With No Ears (Rob), The Fire Power (Mario), and The Sissy (Luigi). The Hulk, in defiance of common understanding, speaks just as clearly and articulately as everyone else. (Which, considering the comic's constant punctuation failures, isn't saying much.) Robb, the guy with no ears. An endless source of comedy.
"I DON'T HAVE FUCKING EARS!"
Everything about the meeting between the Troll Slaiyers. The meeting takes place at Bug's burrow, AKA a small human-sized hole in the ground. Shadow opens by admitting that because the Hulk couldn't fit through the hole in the ground, someone else will have to fill him in on the plan later.
Shadow: Okay guys see this piece of paper? Well there's nothing on it yet but there will be!"
Everything about the fake "Justin Beaver" concert qualifies but special mention has to go to the totally out of left field appearance of Elmer Fudd. The face he makes upon arriving makes it even funnier. The moment where the comic actually gets something right about its source material, and is actually funnier for it. Shadow: (referring to Daffy) you know him? is he your friend? HIGH SHOVEL! This exchange:
Eggman: this may take awhile
Sonic: as long as they die Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six The entire Troll Off Scene but this moment in particular. The fact that it's thus far the only moment in the comic with perfect grammar, spelling, and punctuation makes it that much better.
Underbite Troll: You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick throne in the midst of the flames of hell, walk into the bathroom, and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as world's least likable human being. Most of Elmer's lines in this chapter qualify
Elmer (Flirting with Blaze): So chick, what guys are you into? I ask because I need a quick fix on this boner I'm having.
After Killing A Troll': I blew off his head with my man juice haha. Other