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  • The cheesy Superman cartoon at the beginning of the film.
    Lois: Wow. Never occured to me that the S stood for "silly".
    Clark: It wasn't that bad!
    Lois: When have you ever said "Crime doesn't pay"?
    (Clark awkwardly smiles)
    Lois: *Sigh* Well, you can take the kid out of the corn field...
  • Lois Lane getting kicked out of the British intelligence office.
    Lois: I got the message, agent Double-o-Useless!
  • Manchester Black trying to convince Superman to let his mental defenses down so he can show him his backstory. He states it would be faster, and also that believe it or not, he hates the sound of his own voice. Coldcast interjects and tells Superman not to believe that.
  • Menagerie's inability to stay focused whenever Superman is around.
    Manchester Black: Pam, I'm handing out ultimatums, please keep it in your pants.
  • This conversation in the fortress of solitude:
    Robot: The metahumans designated the Elite are not anywhere within the range of our scanners, Kal-El. Their message was downloaded through a post-dimensional probability channel.
    Lois Lane: I think my phone has an app for that.
    Superman: It means they're hiding between dimensions. Impossible to track.
    Robot: Though we are currently processing 3,500,405 Internet hits on the Elite.
    Superman: How many of them are informational?
    Robot: Zero.
    Lois Lane: How many of them contain the phrase: "These guys rock"?
    Robot: Two million, eight hundred thousand- (gets cut off by Superman)
  • Superman's reaction to Managerie's surprise kiss. Followed immediately by Lois' pissed off reaction.
    Lois: So was it the trashy outfit, or should I start gluing slugs to my face? Maybe an iguana?
    Clark: It was a moment. Pam was overexcited.
    Lois: Pam? One team-up and she's Pam? (throws remote at Clark)
  • "You have terrorist on you."
  • After a heated debate aboard the Elite's ship, Manchester Black teleports Superman away... and dumps him in a used car lot using a giant inflatable Superman to advertise a "Super Sale".
    Lot owner: If this is a problem, we can cut you in ten percent.
  • This exchange between the Elite as they prepare to take on Superman.
    Coldcast: I call kneecaps.
    Hat: Spine.
    Pam: Other.
  • Black Comedy for sure, but there's something incredibly funny about Superman pimp slapping Black, and mockingly calling him "Chester".

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