- "Shut up! We know you can play! Jesus..." from "Juice".
- "The Audience Is Listening". That is all.The Teacher (beginning of song): "That Steve Vai. What a nice little boy."
- The lengthy chain of condescension in "Fuck Yourself", building up to, "Fuck yourself with your face" before the guitar solo.
- The liner notes of 2005's Real Illusions: Reflections subverts the usual narrative of a Concept Album."Real Illusions: Reflections is the first part of a multi-layered menagerie of vignettes based on the amplified mental exaggerations of a truth-seeking madman who sees the world...Oh, never mind."
Funny / Steve Vai