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  • After completing "Zero Hour" and switching to the Hyperion as your base of operations, there's a brief cutscene of Raynor talking to Matt about the Raiders, during which this exchange takes place.
    Matt: If I may ask, sir... is there a reason that convict is still on my bridge? (*cut to Tychus standing in the middle of the room absently adjusting his Powered Armor's crotch plate*)
  • If you complete the "Ghost of a Chance" scenario of Starcraft II, Tosh will become enraged at Raynor during the post-mission communication and will stab a Voodoo doll. It has no effect on Raynor, to Tosh's perplexity, but Tychus finds himself being hit with piercing pain and tossed around the room. Then later when Nova gets ahold of it...
  • "Bar Brawl", after Jim's beating up of Tychus:
    Jim: And fix my damn jukebox.
    Tychus: L'il help here? (cuts to black) ...anybody?
  • Tychus's reaction to the Odin.
    "Brutah, it is the single greatest creation in the history of mankind."
  • Terran's Nuclear Missile has "Take it!" painted on its side.
  • Mission "Engine of Destruction". Tychus shows his love of the Odin in hilarious ways:
    "Now how'd I miss this button with a skull on it?" (Nuclear Launch Detected) "Oh, baby... you're in for a world of pain!"
    "Just wake me up when you're ready. I reckon a small nuke oughta do it."
    • Matt's reaction to Tychus's talks after the first base:
    Matt: Does he always talk this much, sir?
    Raynor: Yup. Once you get him into a fight, he never shuts up.
    • Tychus then discovers that the Odin has a bathroom installed. How he uses it while welded into his Power Armor isn't explained, though.
      Tychus: Well, I'll be damned... those Dominion eggheads really thoughta everythin'. Pardon me for a moment... (sound of toilet flushing a couple of seconds later)
  • After the opening cutscene in which Raynor shoots the TV in the bar out of anger at Mengsk, every time you go to the Cantina (even after moving to the Hyperion), there is a paper taped to the TV that says "Dont shoot the screen."
    • "P.S. I'll add the cost of the TV to your tab."
  • Introduction to the penultimate mission:
    Tychus: You know, I've been thinkin'.
    Raynor: Scares me more than the Zerg.
  • Several moments from the news broadcasts and commercials:
    (cutting Kate off) I'm sorry, Kate, I've just received news that - er. Um. *Beat* Cut - cut to commercial.
    • Jim's occasional retorts also provide a good chuckle.
      Jim: Everyone's a critic.
  • While it's also a Moment of Awesome, this exchange from the cutscene after "Media Blitz" adds humor to the flavoring, too.
    Mengsk: "I was called upon to serve the greater interest of humanity! Personal power was never my goal!"
    Kate: "Then how would you characterize this statement?"
    Tape Recorder: *click*
    Recording of SC1!Mengsk: I will not be stopped, not by you, or the Confederates, or the Protoss, or anyone! I will rule this sector, or see it burnt to ashes around me!"
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    • Mengsk's subtle Oh, Crap! face as he realizes he ain't gonna be able to spin this particular smear on his record.
  • "HAVE A NICE DAY <3"
  • "Ain't no time to be lying down on the job, general."
  • There's of course the Blizzard famous Stop Poking Me! quotes. The ghosts, for example, have taken their barely contained psychopathy Up to Eleven in this installment...
    Ghost: Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it.
    Reaper: Thought I was signin' up to be a repo man, imagine my surprise...
    Firebat: Ack. Turns out I hate the smell of napalm in the morning.
    Medic: Dammit, I'm a medic, not a doctor! *beat* Oh.
    Battlecruiser: The Yamato is loaded... and so am I!
    • Even more hilarious, the Thor doesn't even wait past the fourth poke.
    Thor: I am here! Click me!
    You went to bed early last night.
    You never return my calls.
    Restraining order? What about our love?
    I have pictures of you... hundreds.
    • Yes, the Protoss heroes in "In Utter Darkness" might be fighting to the death against impossible odds, but they still manage to get in a few quips before then.
    Urun: Who are you, and why should I care?
    Mohandar: Some humans have redeeming qualities. You are not one of them.
    Artanis: (poke) I must practice tolerance. (poke) I am not easily provoked. (poke) DIE! DIE! DIE!
    • The ending to said mission can come across as unintentionally funny. It's presented like the Dark Voice needs to wipe sentient life because they wanted to turn the lights off in the universe. Their "I love it when a plan comes together." may feel cheesy too.
  • The "Heal Bus" comment of the Medivac's description at the Hyperion Hangar. Veers into Black Comedy territory from the fact that said nickname caused a Medic to snap so badly that she had to be resocialized.
  • Speaking of Black Comedy, the otherwise dark and somber Haven's Fall mission has this at the beginning:
    Raynor: Stay sharp! I want anyone that leaves the ship to be wearing a suit! Last thing I need is more people getting infested.
    Tychus: They infest marines too, brother.
    Raynor: My orders still stand. (under his breath) Shouldn't be a problem for you though, Tychus...
  • Swann can be relied on to bring the snark whenever.
    • During his introduction:
    Raynor: Look, I know money's been tight - but that artifact we just picked up from Mar Sara's gonna solve everything!
    Swann: I've heard that before, brother.
    Raynor: It's different this time
    Swann: Yeah, I heard that one, too.
    • Post "Ghost of a Chance", regarding Nova:
    Swann: Your girl came through alright.[...]
    Raynor: She ain't "my girl", Swann.
    Swann: Hmm. Scary female assassin type that's going to wind up trying to kill you some day? She sure seems like your type.
    • In the opening of "Supernova", where Raynor's force must outrun a wall of fire:
    Swann: Hope you brought your sunscreen, Cowboy.
    Raynor: Now ain't the time, Swann!
  • Tychus and Raynor are discussing the completed artifact:
    Tychus: I just wish the damn thing came with an instruction manual. For all we know, we could be upsettin' the entire space-time continuum.
    Raynor: Easy, Tychus. This ain't science fiction.
    • Even funnier since Legacy Of The Void was released - it basically does exactly what Tychus described as part of its function to revive a dead Xel'naga!
  • This exchange:
    Raynor: Say... didn't you end up gettin' married the last time we were there?
    Matt: I told you before: if I had known what the prize was, I never would've joined that card game!
  • The Too Dumb to Live mentality of the AI really kicks in in Media Blitz, where the Odin is implied to be the most powerful weapon of war the Dominion, or perhaps humanity period, has ever created. Doesn't stop any enemy unit at all from running in and attacking you without any concern for their safety. Considering the unit is so big it can knock over streetlights and crush cars just by walking around, it can be pretty amusing to see a lone marine charge in guns blazing at you.
  • The trailer for the official crossover mod Blizzard DOTA (now known as Heroes of the Storm) has some hilarious self-aware narration.
    These heroes are forced to fight to the death in an endless battle with no purpose other than ladder points.
  • Raynor got a few quotes in the Hyperion:
    "Ahh, I like all the pretty lights."
    "I should go for a walk outside... Oh wait."
    "That's it. Goin' to have to start pretendin' like I'm workin'."
    "Standin' around talking to my damn self..."
    "What the Hell was I doing?"
  • When Raynor arrives at the rendezvous point for Moebius and is met with Valerian and the Dominion, Raynor is hailed by them in the subsequent mission briefing. Raynor demands to know why the Crown Prince of Terran Dominion wants to help him, and when Valerian tries to avoid that question and instead discuss their next move, Raynor closes the channel, smirks, then re-opens it a couple seconds later. Cue Death Glare and "I can see why my father wants to kill you."
    • In the same scene a moment later, there's this exchange.
    Valerian: Everyone wonders if I will be as good an emperor as my father. But I want something more: to prove I will be a better emperor, and a better man.
    Raynor: That shouldn't be hard.
  • In Supernova, Raynor must get an alien artifact and get out of the planet before it gets completely consumed by its own sun. Guess who chooses this moment to show up?
    Tal'Darim Executor: James Raynor! We expected your arrival... Now you will pay for desecrating our holy relics.
  • Ariel Hanson saying "We sure gave Mensk a kick in the pants!" in an excited manner after "Media Blitz".
    • If you move the Odin around civilains, they'll say the usual "That things out of control!", "someone has to stop it!", "That things making potholes!".
  • The mission in the Zerg's Tunnels gives us this pearl:
    Tychus: I know everything there is to know about them: put a bullet in 'em, they die.'
    • The end of the mission sees Raynor and his friends running to the exits while tunnels are swallowed up by lava. Tychus gets a moment to watch his surroundings.
    Raynor: That was the whole idea, Tychus! Now run for the extraction point, you idiot!
  • Reactions to misuse of and abuse of the Drakken Laser Drill - played for laughs.
    • If the player attacked the drill, Tychus gets mad.
    Tychus: Hey Hey Hey, We need that thing! Don't trash it!
    • Raynor will let the player have it if the player used the drill to attack a terran unit or structure.
    Raynor: Those are our guys you idiot! Watch it with that thing!
    • You can even turn the laser on the critters walking around. They explode into feathers the moment the laser touches them.

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