- The Real Life Tales of Dave Land which ran as humorous side-stories featuring editor Dave Land and members of the Tales staff featured a good one when Land is introducing an issue focusing on stories about Mace Windu, "the most powerful Jedi of all", when Yoda shows up. This exchange follows:Yoda: Hmph! Most powerful Jedi, you say?Dave: Well, no offence, but you're just a puppet.Yoda: Wrong you are. Digital I have become. <disappears and reappears>Dave: Um, where did you go?Yoda: Over the internet I have travelled. Destroyed your credit rating I have.
- "All rise for the honorable Judge Palpatine." Cue the Force choke that sends everyone out of their seats.
Funny / Star Wars Tales