- "Now picking your nose."
- After Juni accidentally handcuffs himself to the metal briefcase, Carmen tells him to knock it against something to get it off. Cue him throwing it against the wall and it coming back to hit him (to the tune of Shave and a Haircut), while Carmen continues to read without reacting to him being hit.
- This exchange:Ms. Gradenko: I owe my new look to your children.Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance.
- After Floop reprograms the kids so that they know good from wrong, they charge past the Cortezes and Machete, grab Ms. Gradenko, Mr. Lisp, and Minion and begin tossing them up and down.Mr. Lisp: Minion! Tell them to put me down!Minion: Their mind is a mirror! Anything we tell them goes in one ear and out the other!
Funny / Spy Kids