Funny / Spy Kids

• "Now picking your nose."
  • "Now flushing your poop."
• After Juni accidentally handcuffs himself to the metal briefcase, Carmen tells him to knock it against something to get it off. Cue him throwing it against the wall and it coming back to hit him (to the tune of Shave And A Haircut), while Carmen continues to read without reacting to him being hit.
• This exchange:
  Ms. Gradenko: I owe my new look to your children.
  Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance.
• After Floop reprograms the kids so that they know good from wrong, they charge past the Cortezes and Machete, grab Ms. Gradenko, Mr. Lisp, and Minion and begin tossing them up and down.
  Mr. Lisp: Minion! Tell them to put me down!
  Minion: They have minds of their own now! Anything we tell them goes in one ear and out the other!
• From the wedding flashback:
  • Ingrid accidentally karate chopping a swan ice sculpture's head off.
  • When the couple's enemies show in helicopters, someone actually tackles the wedding cake off its table.
  • Ingrid and Grigorio escaping by jumping off a cliff - and popping a pair of heart-shaped parachutes.
• Grigorio attempting to jump a chasm in Floop's castle, he fails to get all the way across....and smacks into the clear plastic floor. "Clever." The sight of Grigorio's face smushed against the glass is priceless, as is the expression on his face when he unsticks himself.
• When Felix is explaining that the Cortez parents are spies:
  Carmen: My parents aren't spies, they're not cool enough!
  Felix: (opens secret passage in behind some shelves)
  Juni: ...That's cool.

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