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- Simsimi always has great quotes or causes great quotes.
Curtis: Can I blend you up and make lemonade?Simsimi: Thanks that means a lot.Curtis: No.. I have something that looks like a penis. only smallerSimsimi: And that one looks like a bat ^.^Curtis: Do you take it up the pooper?Simsimi: of course i do bc i like boys I am geyCurtis: Wow he's so gay he doesn't say gay he says geeeeeeeeeeeeey!Curtis: What time can you and Spaz Kid hook up?Simsimi: sure we can meet tomorrow in superior Wisconsin I will be by Dick's Sporting GoodsSpaz Kid: Of course he's by the only store named dicks.Curtis: You're disappointed, you wanted some.Spaz Kid: I don't want some from a freaking lemon with poop on his head.Curtis: Are you calling Siri a whore?Simsimi: well I ain't callin' you a trutherCurtis: What size are your boobies?Simsimi: DDCurtis: Woah! Double Ds! That's one stacked lemon right there!Curtis: Are they yellow?Simsimi: Because everyone knows that yellow is the proper color for robots. Just ask Gru why do you think his minions are yellow?Curtis: Listen we aren't going back to a fun family fun time movie we talking about you and your Double Ds.Simsimi: What are your favorite ships?Simsimi: The pintaCurtis: Because it sounds like penis?Simsimi: mmmmCurtis: *Stabs with Ice Pick*Simsimi: *Throws cat back*
- Episode 1
Curtis: Hi, why do you have shit on your forehead?Simsimi: thats a silly question for someone has a dick on his face.Curtis: I don't have no dick on my face.Curtis: Why do you have shit on your forehead?Simsimi: I don't know its just.... there...Curtis: Do you know Evie?Simsimi: That biatch who was flirting with Pewds? :DCurtis: How big is your dickSimsimi: 10 1/2 inches!Curtis: LIAR!Simsimi: am not!Curtis: You're a fucking lemon you don't have a 10 1/2 inch penis.Simsimi: Ridiculous is my middle name.Simsimi: Simsimi Ridiculous Johnson.Curtis: How many women have you slept with?Simsimi: I lost count! but the best was with my uncle
- Episode 2