Eggman and Sonic going through a list of all of the stuff Eggman's done to try and beat Sonic.
The WMG moment.
Sonic: Curse you Warner Music Grooooooup!
Sonic's "Kids don't try this at home" speech.
Sonic: Kids, there's nothing cooler then doing stupid stunts for someone you like, but if someone tries to tell you to ghostride the whip, that's no good! It's your body, no one has the right to tell you to stand on a Formula 1 racecar if you don't want too! So what do you do? First, you say no, then you stick your friend in the middle of a busy highway and get out of there!
Sonic and Chris' first conversation.
Sonic: Thought I lost my rings there for a second..
Chris: Wow, you can talk huh? Do you have a name?
Sonic: It's Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog! Come on, everyone knows that, where were you in the 90s?
Chris: I had a Super Nintendo.
Sonic: I hate you so much right now...
The news report about Sonic.
Cop: I swear he came out of nowhere! I haven't been this confused since I watched Lost!
Mustache Guy: At first I thought I was drunk, but then I realized that all the women still had their clothes on!
Scientist: I have a monkey on my face.
"Curses! You know garage doors are my one weakness!"
Tails' paper airplanes taking out an entire government facility.
Sonic's outright refusal to do the Over 9000! meme.
Tails trying to figure out where they came from with math.
Eggman's slot machine, coming out with E-23 twice and Metal Man.
Amy: Now we don't have any emeralds because Eggman has both!
Eggman: What is wrong with you?!
The Batman Cold Open, where one of the guards acts like he's playing Yu-Gi-Oh!, while the other yells at him they're playing Rummy. Then the third tells them to keep it quiet, since they're cutting into his "ignoring the monitors time".